|Alternative Names:||Red Ranger|
|Born:||January 29, 2011|
|Died:||March 06, 2011|
DinnerJacket Tophat wanted to be a Broadway actor and the Lindens gave him his reward in a good ole Ban. RIP. Distant-Brother of Giygas Static.
DinnerJacket came out of the womb knowing he was destined for great things before his untimely death. At Age 1, he knew how to sing!
He fucked around until one day he went to a poetic place.
Many cries and tears can still be heard in youtube videos to come. RIP Jacket-Top-Hat-Top Whatever your name is.