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One Major SL Raid

Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq. — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 04:26:41 +0000

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[20:48] Shandon Loring: (Saved Sat Mar 19 23:36:19 2011) that all you got? asshole!!
[20:48] MyParentsAre Absent: lol nope
[20:49] Shandon Loring: oh.. particles.. wow…
[20:49] MyParentsAre Absent: I’m fucking awesome like that
[20:50] Shandon Loring: thank you .. i needed a picture for AR for you and your real alt.
[20:50] Shandon Loring: so.. .what do you want to just go away?
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: Sex.
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: Money
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: LOTS of drugs
[20:51] Shandon Loring: and you get that here? from storytellers doing charity work for kids and victims in Japan??
[20:51] MyParentsAre Absent: I secretly hate Japan, it raped my father and murdered my mother.
[20:51] Shandon Loring: and kids? you rape them?
[20:52] MyParentsAre Absent: AND murder them. I don’t discriminate based upon gender.
[20:57] Shandon Loring: and… you’re done??
[20:57] Shandon Loring: thats it?
[20:58] Shandon Loring: 4 words.. thats all you can say?
[20:58] MyParentsAre Absent: And then we ate whale.
[20:59] Shandon Loring: ha haa.. no imagination even.. whatever little boy
[21:00] Shandon Loring: stuck?
[21:00] MyParentsAre Absent: Nope.
[21:00] Shandon Loring: bye
[21:01] MyParentsAre Absent: LOOKS LIKE THAT PLAN WENT POORLY
[21:01] MyParentsAre Absent: I fashioned my penis into a key and picked the lock
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: Reporting you for using cagers against TOS
[21:03] Shandon Loring: sorry, we beat you to it…
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: Oh no!
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: not my precious 2second account
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: and IP
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: I will miss my vaguely racist name though
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: Fucking niggers hatin’ on my name
[21:05] MyParentsAre Absent: So do you like to fuck 12 year olds like I do?
[21:06] MyParentsAre Absent: I wipe my dick off on their teddy bear <3
[21:10] MyParentsAre Absent: Love me

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[21:11] madmike Burner: why is the sim being spamed
[21:11] MyParentsAre Absent: Because the storytime is shut down
[21:11] MyParentsAre Absent: better leave before the spammers get you
[21:12] madmike Burner: i live here
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: uh oh
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: they might hack your ownership
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: I’d leave and hide
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: my friend had his ownership land hacked yesterday
[21:13] madmike Burner: why are u here thin
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: I’m helping the Lindens fix shit
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: so message me if your land gets hacked
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: but don’t hang around unless you have to
[21:14] madmike Burner: i fill as i have to thay have helped me
[21:14] MyParentsAre Absent: don’t worry about it. this is a temporary account so no-one loses anything
[21:14] MyParentsAre Absent: you don’t wanna lose a good account
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: if you wanna help though, you could report Shandon Loring
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: he’s the one doing the spamming
[21:15] madmike Burner: know but i know your name is on every thing
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: temp dump account
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: Shandon’s been spoofing
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: so we’re connecting eveerything to this account
[21:16] MyParentsAre Absent: and then gonna shut down the sim
[21:16] MyParentsAre Absent: temporarily, of course
[21:16] madmike Burner: ;[

Second Life: Will you marry me?

Helios — Sun, 30 May 2010 02:53:05 +0000

[2010/05/29 19:20] Someday Jameson: Hi
[2010/05/29 19:21] Helios: hi
[2010/05/29 19:21] Someday Jameson: My security systems are telling me you were on a build platform, Is everything OK?
[2010/05/29 19:22] Helios: Perfectly OK to me
[19:22] Someday Jameson: Might I ask what you were doing there?
[19:22] Helios: Nope.
[19:22] Someday Jameson: You Sure?
[19:23] Helios: Can I phone a friend?
[19:23] Someday Jameson: Nope
[19:24] Someday Jameson: Guess what.
[19:25] Someday Jameson: yep a good guess, I can detect alts, and have you band from half of SL. Care to Try again?
[19:25] Helios: Name an alt.
[19:25] Helios: Actually, that’d be helpful, I have like 3m
[19:25] Someday Jameson: your responses are crucial atm
[19:25] Helios: And I’m laughing at you because you’re believing me.
[19:25] Someday Jameson: so be it
[19:26] Helios: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
[19:26] Helios: Where is JASON?
[19:26] Someday Jameson: Im not sure what that means
[19:27] Helios: JASON MARS
[19:27] Helios: I need him
[19:27] Helios: before he gets hit by a car
[19:27] Someday Jameson: ATm you biend added as a copybot risk
[19:27] Helios: What’s that? A cool new merit badge?
[19:28] Someday Jameson: I tripple dog dare you to show up with an alt
[19:28] Someday Jameson: see if i can’t pick you out
[19:28] Helios: Oooh, I tripple dog dare you to lick a frozen pole!
[19:28] Someday Jameson: lol
[19:28] Someday Jameson:
[19:28] Helios: No, I tripple dog dare you to have sex with the school janitor!
[19:28] Someday Jameson: nice
[19:29] Helios: I have a bigger e-penis than you
[19:29] Helios: Shall we measure them together?
[19:29] Someday Jameson: careful, I’ll shoot your eye out
[19:29] Someday Jameson: So wasup?
[19:29] Someday Jameson: What where you doing up there?
[19:29] Helios: Measuring my e-penis. I need the length on a windless day to get an accurate measurement
[19:30] Someday Jameson: I know your name
[19:30] Helios: Max Power/
[19:30] Helios: That’s what I plan to change it to
[19:30] Helios: It sounds like a hairdryer name, but actually I think it embodies my best qualities, namely hitting things.
[19:30] Someday Jameson: well, I’m trying to be cool
[19:31] Someday Jameson: come back with an alt
[19:31] Someday Jameson: I’ll cahnge how you think about sl
[19:31] Helios: “Please come back with an alt so I can take pictures and feel special and try to get you permabanned!”
[19:31] Helios: No I’d rather watch some episodes of Glenn Beck
[19:31] Someday Jameson: nope
[19:31] Helios: I find his pudginess attractive
[19:31] Someday Jameson: I can detect your IP address
[19:31] Helios: Did you know that pudginess is sometimes found sexy by certain cultures?
[19:32] Someday Jameson: simple
[19:32] Helios: I think they’ll accept my fat
[19:32] Someday Jameson: well
[19:33] Someday Jameson: We get what we put in, and people get what they deserve.
[19:33] Helios: So I put in twinkies and ho-hos and get laid?
[19:33] Someday Jameson: You have 15 second t0 explain the Nigger term
[19:34] Helios: I meant to pejoratively term you a nigger.
[19:34] Helios: I also meant to highlight the irony in the statement
[19:34] Helios: As you are pasty and white and fat like me
[19:34] Helios: WE COULD MAKE FAT PEOPLE PORN
[19:34] Someday Jameson: Fell into that one didn’t you – Good redence
[19:34] Helios: Or perhaps I’m just making fun of you
[19:35] Helios: And answering anything you ask in the affirmative.
[19:35] Helios: Damning problem, isn’t it?
[19:35] Helios: Note I haven’t denied doing anything
[19:35] Helios: I also hacked all of SL and stole all the money and made everyone feel bad
[19:35] Someday Jameson: bye bye
[19:37] Helios: I JUST WANNA BE LOVED
[19:37] Helios: wanna go to Mcdonalds together?
[19:38] Helios: We can split a large frie
[19:39] Someday Jameson: you need to chill and explain to me like a sane person what you where doing on my build platform…becausein 5 minutes your IP address is gonna be banned on 7500 security systems, and then I’m gonn file a complaint of bigotry with linden labs…So be very careful with your next words
[19:40] Helios: FUCKIN MIRACLES
[19:40] Helios: Do you know what frotting is and want to do it
[19:40] Helios: One time I had a friend who would frot with me and then we would make waffles
[19:40] Helios: his name was Jerry
[19:41] Helios: Jerry liked banana waffles
[19:41] Helios: Whereas I prefered chocolate chip
[19:41] Helios: Eventually Jerry stepped over the line and injected some bananas into my batter
[19:41] Helios: Jerry is now buried under the concrete in my bacyard
[19:41] Someday Jameson: Do I know you?
[19:41] Helios: But the point is, my flowers are doing REALLY WELL now
[19:41] Helios: So basically, I’m looking for someone to fight over waffles with
[19:42] Someday Jameson: explain why you were on my build platform
[19:42] Helios: Because of my mental disorder
[19:42] Helios: Also because of THAT NIGGER OBAMA
[19:42] Helios: STEALIN ALL THE IMMIGRANTS
[19:42] Someday Jameson: unaceptable
[19:42] Helios: LETTING THE JOBS COME THROUGH THE BORDER
[19:43] Helios: DAMMING UP THE OIL
[19:43] Someday Jameson: politics is seperate
[19:43] Someday Jameson: why where you there
[19:43] Someday Jameson: last chance, I’ve had enough
[19:43] Helios: Spoiler: I crawled under a Texan fence. Not because I was illegally immigrating, but because I was watching a girl undress from a tree
[19:43] Helios: Then she saw me, so I couldn’t hide. So I just kinda whipped out my dick and went with it
[19:43] Helios: I HAVE A REALLY GOOD LAWYER, so things went better than expected
[19:43] Helios: Then I had waffles.
[19:44] Someday Jameson: you sure about this?
[19:44] Helios: The condom? No. But I’m sure we both have herpes anyway.
[19:45] Someday Jameson: No, I mean the the reports
[19:45] Helios: Consumer Reports? I like their car issue.
[19:46] Helios: Allow me to regale you with the tales of my day
[19:46] Helios: I woke up this morning sweating, as I always do. The sheets were worse than before, but not too terribly bad
[19:47] Helios: But sufficiently bad to justify throwing them under the bed
[19:47] Helios: I then struggled in moving my 300lb ass to the kitchen, where I painstakingly crafted my breakfast of two bowls of Captain Crunch, two bowls of Count Chocula, and two bowls of Wheetabix.
[19:47] Helios: Mind you, each in an individual bowl, as I do not like the slurry that is left after each bowl.
[19:47] Helios: I then masturbated to furry pornography, in the kitchen. I keep a picture of a coy tiger on the outside of my fridge.
[19:48] Helios: After allowing my dog Scrappy to lick up the mediocre juices on the floor, I proceeded to go to my computer room
[19:48] Helios: And I sat on my computer and went to video gaming websites and vehemently defended the merits of the PlayStation 3 Console over that trashy XBOX
[19:48] Someday Jameson: I’ll leave this in your hands to explane to Jamison Melody
[19:49] Helios: After that exhilerating bout, I had lunch of three ramen packages
[19:49] Someday Jameson: your muted, I hope you find peace
[19:49] Helios: Then I got on SecondLife
[19:49] Helios: and met my favorite girl, you
[19:49] Helios: What I’m saying is, will you marry me?

Second Life: Bitch took my man

Tyrome — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:15:55 +0000

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[20:44] Collekt Exonar: your a bitch
[20:44] Collekt Exonar: you stole my man
[20:44] Collekt Exonar: !
[20:44] Blue Alderbury: what?
[20:44] Collekt Exonar: You heard me!
[20:45] Blue Alderbury: lol
[20:45] Collekt Exonar: you owe me somme serious L
[20:45] Blue Alderbury: you gotta be kidding
[20:45] Blue Alderbury: ya right
[20:45] Collekt Exonar: Hell no!
[20:45] Collekt Exonar: I saw you wit him last nite!
[20:45] Blue Alderbury: who?
[20:45] Collekt Exonar: MY MAN
[20:45] Blue Alderbury: who is it?
[20:45] Collekt Exonar: YOU FUCKED HIM YOU SHOULD KNOW
[20:46] Blue Alderbury: lol.. you gotta be kidding..
[20:46] Collekt Exonar: no you took on his meat rod and DON’T even know his NAME, your a slut.
[20:47] Blue Alderbury: lol
[20:47] Collekt Exonar: THIS is NOT a joke.
[20:47] Blue Alderbury: well, then. if he was with me or anyone else.. he wasnt yours to begin with
[20:47] Collekt Exonar: OH BITCH PLEASE, don’t even play those mind games with me.
[20:48] Collekt Exonar: I just got out the brick,.
[20:48] Blue Alderbury: whatever.
[20:50] Collekt Exonar: whatever yourself man stealer
[20:51] Blue Alderbury: im no man stealer.. when a man comes to me its because he WANTS to.
[20:51] Blue Alderbury: i dont have to beg anyone
[20:52] Collekt Exonar: yeah cause your a WHORE
[20:53] Blue Alderbury: lol… and you are ugly
[20:54] Collekt Exonar: your just jealous
[20:54] Blue Alderbury: you wish
[20:55] Collekt Exonar: You just want my boobs.
[20:56] Blue Alderbury: lol.. you’re funny
[20:57] Collekt Exonar: You prolly wanna cyber wit me now too rite?!
[20:58] Blue Alderbury: nah.. you’re ugly
[20:58] Blue Alderbury: and your avi has bad skin.
[20:58] Blue Alderbury: and you have horrible hair
[20:58] Collekt Exonar: it’s my sex hair
[20:58] Blue Alderbury: its not nice flexi hair like mine
[20:58] Blue Alderbury: if you ever get it.. lol
[20:59] Collekt Exonar: it is flexi hair you stupid cunt
[20:59] Blue Alderbury: its ugly and bad quality
[20:59] Collekt Exonar: Better than yours.
[20:59] Blue Alderbury: you have no sense of quality.. look at your avi.. lol
[21:00] Collekt Exonar: I am not watch any avi’s
[21:03] Collekt Exonar: you need to suck a dick
[21:04] Blue Alderbury: lol.. maybe .. why you wanna watch?
[21:04] Collekt Exonar: sure and maybe learn
[21:04] Blue Alderbury: how old are you?
[21:05] Collekt Exonar: 19
[21:05] Blue Alderbury: look collekt..
[21:05] Blue Alderbury: i want with your man..
[21:05] Blue Alderbury: wasnt
[21:05] Blue Alderbury: with your man..
[21:05] Blue Alderbury: i dont do that..
[21:06] Collekt Exonar: It’s ok.. I think I got the speeling of the lastname wrong..
[21:06] Collekt Exonar: I’m so sorry
[21:06] Blue Alderbury: what is the name of your bf?
[21:06] Collekt Exonar: R0N Pual
[21:07] Blue Alderbury: i dont know who that is
[21:07] Blue Alderbury: and i dont sleep with avis.. or have pixel sex..
[21:07] Blue Alderbury: its stupid watching cartoons.
[21:07] Blue Alderbury: you got the wrong person.
[21:08] Collekt Exonar: I mean like on cam IRL
[21:08] Blue Alderbury: omg.. no..
[21:08] Blue Alderbury: idont do that either.
[21:08] Blue Alderbury: look at my profile pic..
[21:08] Blue Alderbury: im a firewoman
[21:09] Blue Alderbury: how can you blame me.. when you dont even knw what i look like?
[21:09] Collekt Exonar: I just wanna watch you blow a guy
[21:09] Blue Alderbury: no.
[21:10] Blue Alderbury: what i do in my private life. is my business. not yours.
[21:10] Blue Alderbury: nor do i do shows.
[21:10] Blue Alderbury: so go find someone else to blame.
[21:10] Collekt Exonar: Good glad that’s settled can you spare 250L?
[21:10] Blue Alderbury: fuck you
[21:10] Blue Alderbury: you should give me 250 for being such a bitch
[21:11] Collekt Exonar: No you should suck my dick, or give me the cash before a ranger cumes.
[21:11] Blue Alderbury: lol. fuck off.
[21:12] Collekt Exonar: On your face?
[21:12] Blue Alderbury: you perverted cunt.
[21:12] Collekt Exonar: I don’t have a cunt.
[21:12] Blue Alderbury: fag
[21:12] Collekt Exonar: your the fag wanting to see my penis for cash
[21:12] Collekt Exonar: and trying to molest me
[21:12] Blue Alderbury: im going to mute you..
[21:12] Blue Alderbury: youre an ass
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: plxz
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: plz
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: do
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: I won
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: I won you
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: I broke you
[21:13] Collekt Exonar: I broke you WIDE open

Operation: Old Hard Rock follow-up: SA Witt: Ace Internet Detective!

Buff Drinklots — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:42:08 +0000

Vash is finally unbanned so I log in and enjoy freedom again. I get this IM:

[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 01:58:38 2008) Do you care to explain your actions on my sim Thursday evening?
[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 01:59:45 2008) Your avitar has been on Sl for quite some time and no doubt between your credit card info and the log of IP’s youshould be an easy mark fo rthe lindens to trace and press charges against.
[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 02:00:12 2008) So before I make a formal complaint, I would like to hear your reasons ofr your attack on my sim

SA Witt of Second Life wants to sue me for making his sim momentarily laggy until he fixes it, which was 5 minutes later. I logged off and he sent me these strings of IMs. I didn’t do harm to the servers really, he fixed them fast anyway. He can’t do anything. Even if he could do anything, he’s got so many things wrong with it.

1. I didn’t destroy the server, only did probably 10~ minutes of lagging. This only leads to ban, never court.
2. He can’t get a “log of IP’s” He is not an admin.
3. I don’t own a credit card, so where is the info?
4. I haven’t received anything in the mail or otherwise only a 2 week Ban. Big woop.

I guess his complaint sent to the Lindens. He expected me to get sued and for him to make cash money. Which failed and all I got was a 2 week ban anyway. Oh well. That was a fun raid, by the way.

If you don’t know what Operation: Old Hard Rock is then Click Here to read it.

Till Next time.

Planning Raid: Operation: Hard Old Rock

Buff Drinklots — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:53:21 +0000

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