[2010/05/29 19:20] Someday Jameson: Hi
[2010/05/29 19:21] Helios: hi
[2010/05/29 19:21] Someday Jameson: My security systems are telling me you were on a build platform, Is everything OK?
[2010/05/29 19:22] Helios: Perfectly OK to me
[19:22] Someday Jameson: Might I ask what you were doing there?
[19:22] Helios: Nope.
[19:22] Someday Jameson: You Sure?
[19:23] Helios: Can I phone a friend?
[19:23] Someday Jameson: Nope
[19:24] Someday Jameson: Guess what.
[19:25] Someday Jameson: yep a good guess, I can detect alts, and have you band from half of SL. Care to Try again?
[19:25] Helios: Name an alt.
[19:25] Helios: Actually, that’d be helpful, I have like 3m
[19:25] Someday Jameson: your responses are crucial atm
[19:25] Helios: And I’m laughing at you because you’re believing me.
[19:25] Someday Jameson: so be it
[19:26] Helios: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
[19:26] Helios: Where is JASON?
[19:26] Someday Jameson: Im not sure what that means
[19:27] Helios: JASON MARS
[19:27] Helios: I need him
[19:27] Helios: before he gets hit by a car
[19:27] Someday Jameson: ATm you biend added as a copybot risk
[19:27] Helios: What’s that? A cool new merit badge?
[19:28] Someday Jameson: I tripple dog dare you to show up with an alt
[19:28] Someday Jameson: see if i can’t pick you out
[19:28] Helios: Oooh, I tripple dog dare you to lick a frozen pole!
[19:28] Someday Jameson: lol
[19:28] Someday Jameson:
[19:28] Helios: No, I tripple dog dare you to have sex with the school janitor!
[19:28] Someday Jameson: nice
[19:29] Helios: I have a bigger e-penis than you
[19:29] Helios: Shall we measure them together?
[19:29] Someday Jameson: careful, I’ll shoot your eye out
[19:29] Someday Jameson: So wasup?
[19:29] Someday Jameson: What where you doing up there?
[19:29] Helios: Measuring my e-penis. I need the length on a windless day to get an accurate measurement
[19:30] Someday Jameson: I know your name
[19:30] Helios: Max Power/
[19:30] Helios: That’s what I plan to change it to
[19:30] Helios: It sounds like a hairdryer name, but actually I think it embodies my best qualities, namely hitting things.
[19:30] Someday Jameson: well, I’m trying to be cool
[19:31] Someday Jameson: come back with an alt
[19:31] Someday Jameson: I’ll cahnge how you think about sl
[19:31] Helios: “Please come back with an alt so I can take pictures and feel special and try to get you permabanned!”
[19:31] Helios: No I’d rather watch some episodes of Glenn Beck
[19:31] Someday Jameson: nope
[19:31] Helios: I find his pudginess attractive
[19:31] Someday Jameson: I can detect your IP address
[19:31] Helios: Did you know that pudginess is sometimes found sexy by certain cultures?
[19:32] Someday Jameson: simple
[19:32] Helios: I think they’ll accept my fat
[19:32] Someday Jameson: well
[19:33] Someday Jameson: We get what we put in, and people get what they deserve.
[19:33] Helios: So I put in twinkies and ho-hos and get laid?
[19:33] Someday Jameson: You have 15 second t0 explain the Nigger term
[19:34] Helios: I meant to pejoratively term you a nigger.
[19:34] Helios: I also meant to highlight the irony in the statement
[19:34] Helios: As you are pasty and white and fat like me
[19:34] Helios: WE COULD MAKE FAT PEOPLE PORN
[19:34] Someday Jameson: Fell into that one didn’t you – Good redence
[19:34] Helios: Or perhaps I’m just making fun of you
[19:35] Helios: And answering anything you ask in the affirmative.
[19:35] Helios: Damning problem, isn’t it?
[19:35] Helios: Note I haven’t denied doing anything
[19:35] Helios: I also hacked all of SL and stole all the money and made everyone feel bad
[19:35] Someday Jameson: bye bye
[19:37] Helios: I JUST WANNA BE LOVED
[19:37] Helios: wanna go to Mcdonalds together?
[19:38] Helios: We can split a large frie
[19:39] Someday Jameson: you need to chill and explain to me like a sane person what you where doing on my build platform…becausein 5 minutes your IP address is gonna be banned on 7500 security systems, and then I’m gonn file a complaint of bigotry with linden labs…So be very careful with your next words
[19:40] Helios: FUCKIN MIRACLES
[19:40] Helios: Do you know what frotting is and want to do it
[19:40] Helios: One time I had a friend who would frot with me and then we would make waffles
[19:40] Helios: his name was Jerry
[19:41] Helios: Jerry liked banana waffles
[19:41] Helios: Whereas I prefered chocolate chip
[19:41] Helios: Eventually Jerry stepped over the line and injected some bananas into my batter
[19:41] Helios: Jerry is now buried under the concrete in my bacyard
[19:41] Someday Jameson: Do I know you?
[19:41] Helios: But the point is, my flowers are doing REALLY WELL now
[19:41] Helios: So basically, I’m looking for someone to fight over waffles with
[19:42] Someday Jameson: explain why you were on my build platform
[19:42] Helios: Because of my mental disorder
[19:42] Helios: Also because of THAT NIGGER OBAMA
[19:42] Helios: STEALIN ALL THE IMMIGRANTS
[19:42] Someday Jameson: unaceptable
[19:42] Helios: LETTING THE JOBS COME THROUGH THE BORDER
[19:43] Helios: DAMMING UP THE OIL
[19:43] Someday Jameson: politics is seperate
[19:43] Someday Jameson: why where you there
[19:43] Someday Jameson: last chance, I’ve had enough
[19:43] Helios: Spoiler: I crawled under a Texan fence. Not because I was illegally immigrating, but because I was watching a girl undress from a tree
[19:43] Helios: Then she saw me, so I couldn’t hide. So I just kinda whipped out my dick and went with it
[19:43] Helios: I HAVE A REALLY GOOD LAWYER, so things went better than expected
[19:43] Helios: Then I had waffles.
[19:44] Someday Jameson: you sure about this?
[19:44] Helios: The condom? No. But I’m sure we both have herpes anyway.
[19:45] Someday Jameson: No, I mean the the reports
[19:45] Helios: Consumer Reports? I like their car issue.
[19:46] Helios: Allow me to regale you with the tales of my day
[19:46] Helios: I woke up this morning sweating, as I always do. The sheets were worse than before, but not too terribly bad
[19:47] Helios: But sufficiently bad to justify throwing them under the bed
[19:47] Helios: I then struggled in moving my 300lb ass to the kitchen, where I painstakingly crafted my breakfast of two bowls of Captain Crunch, two bowls of Count Chocula, and two bowls of Wheetabix.
[19:47] Helios: Mind you, each in an individual bowl, as I do not like the slurry that is left after each bowl.
[19:47] Helios: I then masturbated to furry pornography, in the kitchen. I keep a picture of a coy tiger on the outside of my fridge.
[19:48] Helios: After allowing my dog Scrappy to lick up the mediocre juices on the floor, I proceeded to go to my computer room
[19:48] Helios: And I sat on my computer and went to video gaming websites and vehemently defended the merits of the PlayStation 3 Console over that trashy XBOX
[19:48] Someday Jameson: I’ll leave this in your hands to explane to Jamison Melody
[19:49] Helios: After that exhilerating bout, I had lunch of three ramen packages
[19:49] Someday Jameson: your muted, I hope you find peace
[19:49] Helios: Then I got on SecondLife
[19:49] Helios: and met my favorite girl, you
[19:49] Helios: What I’m saying is, will you marry me?