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Operation: Shanty Sit-Down

August 19th, 2008 by ash_link

Another day in Second Life. Another rights movement happens, same old, I guess in Second Life. Yet, one day, another type of rights movement, the right to bare shanties. So we picked some random lobby of a business and planked our Shanty there. Bystanders sat confused as a 15 foot high log cabin was resting in what used to be some transportation place to be had.

We planked our shanty down and we stood around shouting out things like “SHANTY CAMPING TRIP!” or “WE WANT SHANTIES. MILLIONS OF THEM.”. Everyone was annoyed. It was fun and games until auto-return, returned our fucking shanty. Yet, we figured out in the midst of it being returned, the Chair we planted inside the shanty that Mikey sat in to go afk, was still there. So basically, it’s simple, to keep the shanty, sit on the shanty.

So we put up another shanty in it’s place and we all sat on the shanty roof, many people got pissed but fuck them. For we would never stop until Shanty-Camping was legal again in Second Life. Many troopers joined in after a while and we made a huge point for all campers of thy shanties. We in our hearts were sad because we couldn’t burn the tires of the shanty as we sat on the roof of it, yet, we didn’t care, we had only one goal.

Bystanders of the shanty riot were a few furries, some goth bitch, some retarded vegeta and a man in a cop uniform. This “Cop” just watched as his quiet land was disrupted by shanty rights. He didn’t care though, he didn’t fucking give two shits. He was in fact sitting in a chair, the wrong way. We knew in the look in his eyes, he hates the Linden World.

Then someone alerted the parcel owner, they tried to run a scripted dump truck to demolish the Shanty and get us sent flying. It failed, so she just simply deleted it and consecutively banned us. Not until the parcel was filled with 40 Shanties before I was banned.

That Day should be remembered as we fought our rights as citizens of this Second Life to have a right to bare shanties for us and for everyone in the Linden World.


The Cop who was there and didn’t give a fuck.

One trooper who sat along with us.

His way of sitting
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Another Trooper who smiles in pride.
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The Admin who sat there with a disgusting face on.

Planning Raid: Operation: Hard Old Rock

July 7th, 2008 by ash_link

CLICK HERE FOR THE RAID PAGE

Use Discussion for planning and questions, Use the page for confirmed shit.

Rob’s Rage 3: The Tale of Snoopy

January 16th, 2008 by admin

About a week ago, I attacked a server with the name Gay Glenn. I was being an overall dick to them. I was shooting off cannons, heavily loaded ones and they would tell me to stop. I would mic spam music off my psp and continue.

Soon enough, I was continuously firing the cannons off that one of deadly heavy explosives landed in their mess of errors and it lit fire. That’s when after someone said “That was a bad idea” that the whole server was after me.

They set up lazers at spawn chased me with their toolguns and I kept harassing them. I went into the skybox and spawned a gman, inflated his face, blew up more shit and flew around while being rushed. The main part of the raid was the people on mic were ether, 12 years old, those 16-18 year olds that like to call all mingebags nerds or 30 year olds.

The notable people in this raid are Snoopy, Prop Hobo and that kid dunno his name right now. Snoopy thought he was the leader and shooting off orders to Hobo, making the Hobo frustrated and does late reactions to his commands. The Kid was making comments on everything but never attacked me.

They were fighting me with lazers. There was only one smart one who used wiremod to attack me, by accident. I was stuck in spawn until I spawned a bunch of fences to block the lazers.


Example Given. Not what exactly happened but close.

So, After minutes of the voice, I just left. The Demo, Quotes and Video included has the part of the “war” when the lulz started creeping up.

Quotes:
Snoopy: “Hobo? Hobo! Come Here! Hobo, Shoot your Volume Light Gun at Me, Hobo! It makes volume, so use it.”

Snoopy: C’Mon Hobo

Snoopy: Turn on your lazer! Hobo, Turn them on, Hoooooboooo, TURN THEM ON, Hobo….. Nevermind, He got away. God dammit, Man. Pay attention!

Mr. Pimp: [For no reason] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH– Ow. That Hurt.

Snoopy: That was a dumb place to hide, Stupid!

Snoopy: We are freaking trying to catch somebody, when SOMEONE didn’t have their lazers on.

Snoopy: I don’t even car anymore, he’s not doing anything.

Snoopy: [After giving up, I say YOU QUIT = I WIN] YOU KNOW WHAT! Screw you! I don’t quit, You don’t win, keep the Lazers on.

Snoopy: FREAKING TURN OFF THE LAZERS AGAIN.

Snoopy: [figured out that curious cat got killed and I needed to respawn] I don’t care! They are staying on! OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOT THE WINNER HO HO HO! Looks like a Loser to me!

Snoopy: [After I pwn the lazers with fences] Knock them Down!

Snoopy: [I get away again] oh my god… Can’t fucking get him.

Hobo: “I bet hes jacking off at a gay website right now”

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