This was a 2-man raid containing myself and Buff. We logged onto PIRATES TSRP to see 22+ people ready to be buttfucked by Gay Glenn.
We began the raid like we usually do by running around and laying low, trying to get a feel for how the server is run and to see if there were any admins on so we wouldn’t get banned. To our fantastic surprise, there were no admins on. This is when we seized the moment to begin the raid.
There were 3 known DMers running around Mecklenburg: T P Wizzle, Paco Sanchez, and some other faggot that nobody cares about. The server was in a huff when they were going around DMing and so the Senior Officer got a warrant for their arrest and the whole server began to gang up on them. We blended in to the crowd by running around and DMing any DMers we came by. The server was unphased because they thought we were helping, they thought we were part of the Prepubescent Anti-DM Squad.
Two of the three DMers left and the server began to celebrate. Several people went into the 1337 tower elevator including myself and Buff. We were gonna go to the roof and celebrate our victory. Four people entered the 1337 tower elevator including myself and Buff. As soon as the door closed, the only noises you could hear were the sounds of people getting the shit beat out of them. As the elevator arrived at its destination, the doors opened and gun shots began to fly out of nowhere. The people in the elevator got out as fast as they could with the exception of one person, who I promptly beat the shit out of.
The server had a temporary crash, but only for about 10 seconds. We got back on the server and the people involved in the 1337 Tower elevator massacre hadn’t begun to care about the incident. We all retried our efforts to get to the top of the 1337 tower to have a fuckin’ hoot and holler contest. 4 People got into the elevator again, except Buff didn’t make it up this time. I beat the shit out of everyone on the elevator and walked out relatively unharmed. Buff then realized that this was fuckin’ epic so he joined in to kill whoever got into the elevator.
Whoever entered the elevator swiftly died as our kicks of righteous fury met their face. We continuously pulled Assasin’s Creed-like maneuvers as we waited atop some lights above the exit of the elevator. People would exit the elevator expecting to see a party and banners and shit and would instead cry out in confusion as they got Kung-Fu’d.
We saw this as an opportune moment to addorn our Gay Glenn armor, and we wore it with pride. As soon as our names were changed, we went onto the streets and beat the shit out of everything and anything that dared to move. Gay Glenn’s terrorized the streets and people began to cry out in “What the fucks!?” and “Gay Glenn is Gay!”
There was a moment where the server seemed to have won when a cop cuffed me. He was about to send me to jail when Buff jumped in front of me and got jailed instead. Once Buff’s sacrifice was over, the cop thought that he had gotten me and went running to the PD to go check up on me. I was cuffed but I was promptly killed so I became uncuffed. The cop went in to check on Buff but since Buff was jailed without being cuffed, he beat the shit out of the cop and the PD was under coplet lockdown. The cop went in to try and retake the PD but once he opened the door me and Buff jumped him and killed him. We went back to the streets right after.
Gay Glenns were being extremely successful until the Pancho Krew decided to show up and try and be gay like us. They failed miserably. When they saw that they were failing, they tried to plant a decoy trap by saying that WE were the ones who “Can’t DM Like da Pancho Krew” After they said this, me and Buff swiftly gave them a gay kick to the gay face.
The Pancho Krew left crying and Gay Glenns began to terrorize once again. I took over the gunshop by myself against 10 people and Buff was out running away from faggots and a gay cop. The people in the server began to all put on their names “[Anti-DM Squad]” They became extremely organized and put all their might together to stop the rush of Gay Glennery.
Buff then changed HIS name to add “[Anti-DM Squad]” and promptly kicked the shit out of people of the gunshop. One of the members of this elite squad promptly cried in a fist full of rage yelled in Out-Of-character “Don’t trsut the glenns”. Then no one trusted us ever again.
We left soon after, but we left knowing that we caused extreme havoc and disarray on a server that will never regain control of its RP roots.
Happy 1st year of Dethklan, MARCH 21!
