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Internet Mutiny: New Video Round-Up!

Buff Drinklots — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:15:50 +0000

Here is Internet Mutiny, a collection of funny internet videos you won’t see on myspace. Funny videos on myspace are old or unfunny… Whatever.

We should start with a song… Sung by our favorite A.B.A.P. balla ass person!

Chad Warden sings for you! Pretty good. Christmas is around the corner! Chad Warden presents: ABAP Christmas Songs. If you load it up on a PS3, it has a special patch code that changes all instances of PS3 to PSTriple! Hell Yeah! Rad!

Why must I cry, yeah I know it’s an old one but it hasn’t been posted on Dethklan yet much like other videos. This one doesnt make any sense. He is seen in a shower, in a room with him waving a bb gun around, a car, in the woods. I am not sure.

Apparently, it’s about his son that killed someone then himself or something, I’ll investigate later.

A Girl who is moderately pretty, shaves her eyebrows and looks down right fucking weird. Good Job. Now she’s a fucking alien. In her next video, she has the drawn on eyebrows. I ask, why do girls do this?! Eyebrows are all great unless it’s fucking huge or unibrow. Yet, faking it makes it look worse. Oh well.

Peni-Copter, this is seriously the funniest video in a while. Props to the man who pulled this off!

Internet Mutiny: Best and Worst Bands

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:38:14 +0000

THE WORST: BLACKOUT BAND

As Seen before in the last Internet Mutiny, this peice of shit VIDEO GAMES is coming back because we officially found the best and worst bands ever. BUT! LET’S ADD MORE TO THIS SHITSTORM!

BEHOLD!!!!

THE COVER OF BLITZKRIEG BOP BY THE BLACKOUT BAND. I APOLOGIZE TO ANY RAMONES FAN WHO CLICKED THIS WITHOUT READING THIS. BLITZKREIG BOP, HEy HO *high Pitch*

THE BEST BAND: I DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE NAME IS BUT THIS IS AWESOME.

Part 2:

I love this band, they are better than BlackOut Band. I love how they mix the death screaming with Trombone and other practices. This is Experimental Genre at it’s best folks. If you skip to 3:00 on the first video you get to see this Trombone in action!

This is perfection at it’s best folks. I would buy 30 copies of thier cds and attend their concerts.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS: The other Blackout Band?
(embedding disabled.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Iw_oUOnLQ
Yeah, I was browsing for more youtube videos of the blackout band when I found that one. I thought it was them for a second before I heard an actual guitar playing well instead of a bassline of 5555566666. Is it them? I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Oh well.

Internet Mutiny: Oh god, WHY!?

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:53:43 +0000

Hello there, this is the other member of Internet Mutiny, sorry about the lack of updates on Dethklan but we are all busy with general bullshit. We are raiding Second Life, so we are getting stoked for new raids as the summer rolls in.

Ron Paul 2008 Tribute that captures you in a world of Ron Paul, Babbys, 08, Bruce Willis and Fair Tax.

This one is easy to spot. I need not to talk anymore. I wonder why he didn’t add Donuts to the ingredients to making a Death Note. Ok, screw fat jokes.

This one’s been around forever but… FUCK. This song sucks so bad in many ways. I’ll list a few.

1. The Shit-ass Singing, the notes are not constant. Drop balls and learn singing.
2. The Bass Guitar is louder than the actual guitar…. AND THE FUCKING SONG. The only thing louder is the voice, which is bad.
3. The whole bass tab is: 33333355555553333355555666666662222, I bet
4. Except the part when the Guitar plays louder, is there even a guitar?!
5. Shit ass sound effects from 101freesoundwavs.com
and last, 6. JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAEMS

Fuck it.

Last and not least:

“Tribute to love:” Lowtax and Fragmaster of Something Awful fame.

God dammit, why? Fuck.

Screw it.

Internet Mutiny: Asshole Psychics: Subway

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:31:13 +0000

Best video ever, Thanks Somethingawful