Second Life: Markus is alive 2014

[21:44] Vash Feingold: MARKUS
[21:44] Vash Feingold: I thoguht you were long gone
[21:45] Markus Smithson: the reports of my demise have been widely exaggerated
[21:45] Vash Feingold: Still kicking ass?
[21:46] Markus Smithson: as much as possible. absolutely
[21:46] Vash Feingold: What brings you back onto Second Life?
[21:46] Markus Smithson: blissful mayhem
[21:46] Markus Smithson: the usual pervercities
[21:46] Markus Smithson: and you?
[21:46] Vash Feingold: Force is dead, yo.
[21:46] Vash Feingold: I saw you on, on the website.
[21:46] Markus Smithson: what have you been up to?
[21:47] Markus Smithson: oh yeah
[21:47] Vash Feingold: Programming mostly, worked an entire grueling summer
[21:47] Markus Smithson: nice
[21:47] Markus Smithson: sounds interesting
[21:52] Markus Smithson: I see that you are black now.
[21:52] Markus Smithson: I guess that’s hip again?
[21:52] Vash Feingold: My First Life picture is a lie
[21:52] Vash Feingold: I grabbed that off smeone else
[21:52] Markus Smithson: Shoulda gotten something scary.
[21:52] Markus Smithson: lemme see
[21:52] Markus Smithson: I will find you one.
[21:54] Markus Smithson: http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/521287/105484679/stock-photo-hip-hop-urban-gangster-black-man-wearing-dark-shirt-and-golden-jewelry-isolated-on-white-smoking-105484679.jpg
[21:55] Markus Smithson: oh wow, long ass URL
[21:55] Vash Feingold: Urban people?
[21:55] Markus Smithson: exactly
[21:55] Markus Smithson: trying to find you a scary black man photo
[21:55] Markus Smithson: I should do that myself…create a new ME
[21:56] Markus Smithson: and put some bullshit stuff on it
[21:56] Markus Smithson: about how I was in “the big house” for 10 years for a triple homicide
[21:56] Markus Smithson: but my public defender attorneys got me out
[21:57] Vash Feingold: Somehow some way, I am a free man
[21:57] Markus Smithson: we could go around scaring the shit out of people on SL
[21:57] Markus Smithson: pick people at random and approach them and say…
[21:58] Markus Smithson: “Hey man. I heard you were trying to hit on my woman. And I don’t like that shit.”
[21:58] Markus Smithson: “Muther Fucker. I am pissed at you right now.”
[21:58] Vash Feingold: At clubs haha
[21:58] Markus Smithson: “And this aint no bull shit secondlike fucking shit either man.
[21:59] Markus Smithson: I talked to your friends and I know where you live …”
[21:59] Vash Feingold: hahaa
[21:59] Vash Feingold: You’ll scare em, Markus
[21:59] Markus Smithson: I will need to creatte a new acount
[22:00] Markus Smithson: Markus something or other
[22:00] Markus Smithson: and post a stolen RL photo of a triple murderer
[22:04] Second Life: Markus Smithson started a voice call
[22:04] Second Life: You joined the voice call
[22:04] Vash Feingold: soundboard?
[22:04] Vash Feingold: voice morpher?
[22:05] Markus Smithson: you like?
[22:05] Vash Feingold: sounds legit
[22:05] Markus Smithson: I thought so
[22:06] Markus Smithson: See man? You inspire me!
[22:06] Vash Feingold: Inspire? Haa
[22:06] Markus Smithson: Hell yeah. Now I have a new hobby on SL!
[22:06] Markus Smithson: Scaring the shit out of people!
[22:07] Markus Smithson: I can use the same script to start each time…
[22:07] Markus Smithson: “Hey man. My girlfriend Vanessa said you were hitting on her in here a few days ago….”
[22:08] Markus Smithson: So is that true?”
[22:08] Markus Smithson: Then the real shit starts
[22:08] Vash Feingold: haha
[22:08] Vash Feingold: hit up clubs
[22:08] Vash Feingold: random dudes
[22:08] Markus Smithson: Like you said, do it at the clubs
[22:08] Markus Smithson: yeah!
[22:08] Markus Smithson: reading my mind!
[22:09] Vash Feingold: Hit up Frank’s Club lots of white rich folks there
[22:09] Markus Smithson: Oh shit. We could extort money from them too.
[22:10] Markus Smithson: This is terrible. I love it!
[22:10] Vash Feingold: if they would give it up
[22:10] Markus Smithson: It would be funny as hell.
[22:11] Vash Feingold: Raiding clubs is always fun
[22:12] Markus Smithson: I will write-up a biography that sounds real…
[22:12] Markus Smithson: About how I was in prison for 4 years for a homicide I didn’t commit….
[22:12] Markus Smithson: and now I am turning my life around…and getting off the streets….
[22:13] Markus Smithson: so I use Second Life as a means of dealing with no longer belonging to a gang
[22:13] Vash Feingold: Haha
[22:13] Vash Feingold: This might be great.
[22:13] Markus Smithson: epic
[22:14] Markus Smithson: I will even misspell shit and have a run on sentence and shit
[22:15] Markus Smithson: i am deciding to cleen up my life soo i made this ackounts to stay out of trobel with the law from now on in mi life
[22:15] Vash Feingold: that works well
[22:15] Markus Smithson: It will take a few days, but I should have it ready by March 1
[22:18] Vash Feingold: Welp im tired
[22:18] Vash Feingold: good luck on the autobiogrpahy
[22:18] Vash Feingold: I cant wait to see it
[22:18] Vash Feingold: toss me offline IMs too
[22:18] Markus Smithson: will do
[22:19] Markus Smithson: pees brotha

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