Dethklan — Now, Then and FOREVER!

Second Life: Great Counselor Tika

August 24th, 2010 by ash_link

[18:24] Tika Tiponi: you are crazy guy
[18:24] Guido Marioman: IM FED WID DIS WORLD
[18:24] Tika Tiponi: then leave it

Second Life: Sir Lancelot has a bad news

August 21st, 2010 by ash_link

Markus’ Reaction

Second Life: Incest and Batman

August 19th, 2010 by ash_link

[15:55] Batman Renfold: u a faggot boy ? u look like like u might have seen one up close
[15:55] Nutter Rumble‧: Ay
[15:55] Nutter Rumble‧: you get pounded in your ass
[15:55] Nutter Rumble‧: everynight
[15:56] Batman Renfold‧: by ur mother wile ur dad watches
[15:57] Nutter Rumble‧: my mother fucks you in the ass?
[15:57] Batman Renfold‧: yeah she has a phat dick like u u hermaphradite
[15:58] Batman Renfold‧: thats what happens when u fuck family
[15:58] Nutter Rumble‧: is that what she fucked you with
[15:58] Batman Renfold‧: let me guess it was my second cusen so it dosent count
[15:59] Nutter Rumble‧: So let me get this straight
[15:59] Batman Renfold‧: but ur not straight so u never will
[15:59] Nutter Rumble‧: you got fucked in the ass by my mother and then you fucked your second cousin
[15:59] Nutter Rumble‧: and you’re calling me gay but getting fucked in the ass?
[16:00] Batman Renfold‧: dont lie u get fucked by ur mom too
[16:00] Batman Renfold‧: and ur sister
[16:01] Batman Renfold‧: and ur daddy
[16:01] Nutter Rumble‧: Sorry I had not had the pleasure to experience that
[16:01] Batman Renfold‧: is that all u got
[16:01] Nutter Rumble‧: but I’m happy you come from a family that fucks you
[16:01] Nutter Rumble‧: They must really love you
[16:02] Batman Renfold‧: come on dude i thought u and ur hommies come around and get people riled up
[16:02] Nutter Rumble‧: Hey I have a quick question though were your parents related before they were married?
[16:02] Batman Renfold‧: u dont have shit
[16:02] Batman Renfold‧: get some skills and hit me back up
[16:02] Nutter Rumble‧: Ey big boy
[16:02] Nutter Rumble‧: Answer the questiojn
[16:02] Batman Renfold‧: cuse u make me laughf
[16:03] Nutter Rumble‧: You vampire scumbag
[16:03] Batman Renfold‧: what my nutts are in ur mouth
[16:03] Nutter Rumble‧: That is pretty gay
[16:03] Batman Renfold‧: sounded like u said cum in my eyes
[16:03] Nutter Rumble‧: are you sure you aren’t reflecting your homosexuality onto me
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: im not the one with the gay pride in my about
[16:04] Nutter Rumble‧: but
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: u still aint got shit
[16:04] Nutter Rumble‧: You are getting fucked in the ass by your mother and putting your balls in a male’s mouth
[16:04] Nutter Rumble‧: how is that not gay
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: yeah ur mother
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: bacon a
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: hokey a
[16:04] Batman Renfold‧: hockey a

Second Life: Furries gon’ fur (With Commentary)

August 17th, 2010 by ash_link

[23:47] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Anythign but this place
[23:47] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Lag shithole for me
[23:47] Jamison Melody: oh look another furry
[23:47] Kaden Razor: at first you were yelling all mad…o_0 then you are all nice when you find out im the owner
[23:48] Jamison Melody: Kaden im not even being real
[23:48] Jamison Melody: FUCKHEAD!
[23:48] Ladimenian Lordhunter: jamison
[23:48] Kaden Razor: sorry…im just a bit testy with ppl
[23:48] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Do not call kaden a fuck head

NOTE: The fun begins

[23:48] Jamison Melody: You’ve gotta be shitting me! a furry is giving me orders?
[23:48] Ladimenian Lordhunter: YI will fucking shove a brick in your juggular and magically light it on fire wih my urine
[23:49] Slouista Zenoria: lol~
[23:49] Jamison Melody: You’ve gotta be shitting me! you will?
[23:49] Jamison Melody: just because I made of someone on the internet?
[23:49] Ladimenian Lordhunter: and shove children in a meat grinder record or and shove headphones in your ears and make you listen to it as you die
[23:49] Kaden Razor: i still wanna know how someone can set a brick on fire…o_o
[23:49] Ladimenian Lordhunter: record it*
[23:49] Jamison Melody: You’re saying all this because I called someone a FUCKHEAD! on the internet.
[23:49] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Yep
[23:49] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Your the fuckhead

NOTE: Troll or not, fix your spelling lmao, this isn’t 2nd grade.

[23:49] Slouista Zenoria: hehehehe
[23:49] Jamison Melody: on a video game none theless
[23:49] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Look at your hair
[23:50] Jamison Melody: Furry, dont people’s lines and names, make your own.
[23:50] Jamison Melody: oh wait i’ll take yours
[23:50] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Faggot get the fuck out

EDIT: Might of been a real fit of rage.

[23:50] Jamison Melody: Im a furry yiff im gay
[23:50] Kaden Razor: ok can we stop with the insults..?
[23:50] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Kaden
[23:50] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Who is this faggot?
[23:50] Jamison Melody: Go back to the furnation and crya bout it
[23:50] Kaden Razor: both of you quit it
[23:50] Ladimenian Lordhunter cries

EDIT: I know this is obvious trolling line, but lol.

[23:50] Jamison Melody: maybe they will feel bad for your… species or whatever
[23:50] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Well
[23:51] Ladimenian Lordhunter: I’m trolling successfully

EDIT: Self Proclaimed Successful Trolling. Brought to you by Ladimenian.

[23:51] Jamison Melody: me too
[23:51] Ladimenian Lordhunter SCORE

NOTE: She didn’t score me, only her.

[23:51] Ladimenian Lordhunter: I’m not upset am I?
[23:51] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Get the fuck out new fag

NOTE: Right there, I just imagine her having 4chan up on Firefox. Or whatever furries use for browsers.

[23:51] Jamison Melody: Me nethier.
[23:51] Kaden Razor: both of you quit it or i will ask you to leave
[23:51] Ladimenian Lordhunter: I’m gone
[23:51] Jamison Melody: Well its a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll
[23:51] Jamison Melody: but she goes to 4chan
[23:51] Jamison Melody: so I win
[23:51] Jamison Melody: obviously

NOTE: After you admit trolling, don’t stop the trolling.

[23:52] Kaden Razor: last warning jamison
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Obviousley
[23:52] Jamison Melody: Your spelling is off, are you autistic?
[23:52] Kaden Razor: same for you ladi
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: I stopped
[23:52] Jamison Melody: no she didn’t
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: have I said anything after?
[23:52] Jamison Melody: Stop talking
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: okay you know what
[23:52] Jamison Melody: then you will stop
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Once you insulted children with a problem
[23:52] Jamison Melody: Stop speaking with your fucking mouth
[23:52] Ladimenian Lordhunter: You ahve stepped the line
[23:52] Jamison Melody: Stop speaking and you will stop
[23:52] Kaden Razor ejected you from this land.

NOTE: The thing also got ejected too.

Then she shows up on the roof, about to break her neck. Trolling or not, I don’t wanna see someone’s painful death.

[23:55] Jamison Melody: oh god she’s here
[23:55] Jamison Melody: get off the rooff
[23:55] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Oh good lordy yes I am
[23:55] Jamison Melody: you’re gonna break your neck
[23:55] Jamison Melody: dont fall
[23:55] Ladimenian Lordhunter: Roof cat watches you fap
[23:55] Ladimenian Lordhunter: roof shark I might add
[23:55] Jamison Melody: get down slowly
[23:55] Jamison Melody: dont fall
[23:55] Jamison Melody: youll break your neck

Then she fell.

Second Life: Dethklan is Back

August 15th, 2010 by Kirk

Here’s what happened:
1. A newbie is running around asking us for armor.
2. We send him a free house thinking he probably wont put it on.
3. He puts it on and we send him Metal Gear Rex
4. He plops down the rex, gets in.
5. I tell him that to fire the rail gun, you say /720 fire.
6. He does so.
7. Fucking Chaos
8. He has a meltdown.
9. Logs off many times.
10. A WILD LINDEN APPEARS
11. DETHKLAN IS BACK!

[20:22] Jamison Melody: CLEAN UP YOUR MESS
[20:22] GIZMO Balehawk: its not mine
[20:22] Jamison Melody: yes it is
[20:22] Jamison Melody: accept my tp
[20:22] Jamison Melody: i found a spawner
[20:22] GIZMO Balehawk: ?
[20:22] GIZMO Balehawk: it isnt my mess i left cuz somone used the asrmour i didnt
[20:23] Jamison Melody: Pick up your mess NOW
[20:23] Jamison Melody: you’ll be ejected whena ranger gets here
[20:23] GIZMO Balehawk: hang oin im coming
[20:23] GIZMO Balehawk: send tele\
[20:23] Jamison Melody: fly also
[20:24] Jamison Melody: its a small wooden box
[20:24] Jamison Melody: I WILL EJECT YOU
[20:24] GIZMO Balehawk: omg im here
[20:24] Jamison Melody: TTHAT BOXZ
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: im trying\
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: im crashing
[20:25] Jamison Melody: THAT BOX
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: omfg im here
[20:25] Jamison Melody: FUCKING
[20:25] Jamison Melody: TAKE IT
[20:25] Jamison Melody: OFF
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: i deleted the armour!!!!
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: i dont got the fucking thimng
[20:25] GIZMO Balehawk: its not me!
[20:25] Jamison Melody: ctrl alt d
[20:25] Jamison Melody: ctrl alt v
[20:25] Jamison Melody: and you can fly now
[20:26] GIZMO Balehawk: quit talking im deleting boxe4s
[20:26] Jamison Melody: delete THE WOODEN ONES
[20:26] GIZMO Balehawk: i cant find any
[20:26] Jamison Melody: THE COLORFUL ONES ARE USELESS OT DLETE
[20:26] Jamison Melody: yp
[20:26] Jamison Melody: accpet my tp
[20:26] Jamison Melody: I FOUND ONE
[20:26] Jamison Melody: FLY Y
[20:26] Jamison Melody: FLU UP HERE
[20:27] Jamison Melody: I AM SO MAD
[20:28] Jamison Melody: fly neat me
[20:29] Jamison Melody: fly near me
[20:29] GIZMO Balehawk: i cant even fucking fly!!!!!!!
[20:29] Jamison Melody: ctrl alt d
[20:29] Jamison Melody: ctral alt v
[20:29] Second Life: User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.
[20:30] Jamison Melody: give me MOD RIGHTS
[20:30] Jamison Melody: add me as a friend
[20:30] Jamison Melody: NOW
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk: no
[20:31] Jamison Melody: add me
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk: shut up i didnt do this
[20:31] Jamison Melody: and I will fix your problemn
[20:31] Jamison Melody: Your names all over it
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk: i cant even fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk is Online
[20:31] Jamison Melody: I’ll fix your problem
[20:31] Jamison Melody: go to your friends list
[20:31] Jamison Melody: and click the checkboxes next to my name
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk: OH YA HOW!
[20:31] GIZMO Balehawk: IM MAD
[20:32] Jamison Melody: CLICK
[20:32] GIZMO Balehawk: I HATE THIS I DIDNT USE BOX ONCE!
[20:32] Jamison Melody: THE FUCKING CHECKBOXES
[20:32] Jamison Melody: NEXT TO MY NAME
[20:32] GIZMO Balehawk: WHAT?
[20:32] Jamison Melody: go on the friends list
[20:32] Jamison Melody: find my name
[20:32] Jamison Melody: click the checkboxes next to my name
[20:32] Jamison Melody: and I will fix your problems
[20:33] GIZMO Balehawk: THERE IS NO CHECKBOXES!!!!!!!!!!
[20:33] GIZMO Balehawk: IM LEAVING
[20:33] GIZMO Balehawk: I CANT FIX IT
[20:33] Jamison Melody: Ctrl
[20:33] Jamison Melody: shift
[20:33] Jamison Melody: f
[20:33] Jamison Melody: a window will pop up
[20:33] Jamison Melody: then click the checkboxes to my name
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: OMG
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: WAIYT
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: SHUT UP!
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: NOTHINGS HAPPENING\
[20:34] Jamison Melody: so
[20:34] Jamison Melody: ctrl+shift+f
[20:34] Jamison Melody: See my name?
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: U SAID A WINDOW WOULD POP UP
[20:34] GIZMO Balehawk: OMG I JUST TRIED THAT
[20:35] GIZMO Balehawk: NOTHING!
[20:35] Jamison Melody: Go to my Contact list
[20:35] Jamison Melody: CONTACT LIST
[20:35] Jamison Melody: YOU FUCK
[20:35] GIZMO Balehawk: STFU
[20:35] Jamison Melody: IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
[20:35] GIZMO Balehawk: WELL YOUR NOT OK
[20:35] Jamison Melody: GET BANNED SEE IF I CARE
[20:35] GIZMO Balehawk: YOUR MAKING ME ANGRIER
[20:35] Jamison Melody: FUCKING I WILL HELP YOUR ASS
[20:35] Jamison Melody: FUCKING
[20:35] Jamison Melody: DO WHAT
[20:35] Jamison Melody: I SAY
[20:35] GIZMO Balehawk: OMG
[20:36] GIZMO Balehawk: I PRESST CNTRL ALT AND F AND NOTHING AND THERE ISNT MY CONTACTS LIST!
[20:36] Jamison Melody: SHIT F
[20:36] Jamison Melody: YOU FAGGOT
[20:36] Jamison Melody: ctrl
[20:36] Jamison Melody: SHIFT
[20:36] Jamison Melody: F
[20:36] Jamison Melody: NOT ALT
[20:36] Jamison Melody: I DIDNT SAY ALT
[20:37] GIZMO Balehawk: OK I KEEP PRESSING IF ALL THAT HAPPENS IS MENUE ON RIGHT MOVES
[20:37] Jamison Melody: whats your password
[20:37] Jamison Melody: I’ll fix you
[20:37] GIZMO Balehawk: IM NOT SAYING
[20:37] GIZMO Balehawk: SCAMMER
[20:37] Jamison Melody: wanna get banned?
[20:38] GIZMO Balehawk: WELL IM TRYING TO FLY BUT I JUST JUMP OK AND UR WANING ME TO GIVE YOU PWORD IM NOT OK THATS A SCAM
[20:38] Jamison Melody: IM NOT FUCKING SCAMMING YOU
[20:40] Jamison Melody: ctrl shift f
[20:40] Jamison Melody: did anything pop up
[20:40] Jamison Melody: are ayou on a mac
[20:40] GIZMO Balehawk: no my friends lift popped up
[20:40] Jamison Melody: ARE YOU ON A MAC
[20:40] GIZMO Balehawk: no
[20:40] Jamison Melody: GOOD
[20:40] Jamison Melody: Friends list
[20:41] Jamison Melody: see my name?
[20:41] GIZMO Balehawk: yes
[20:41] Jamison Melody: see the checkboxes next to it?
[20:41] GIZMO Balehawk: plz stop swearing you make me madd
[20:41] GIZMO Balehawk: ok umm
[20:41] Jamison Melody: see the checkboxes?
[20:41] Jamison Melody: enable them both
[20:41] GIZMO Balehawk: what is checkboxes
[20:41] Jamison Melody: [V] [] []
[20:41] Jamison Melody: That
[20:41] Jamison Melody: [v] [ ] [ ]
[20:41] GIZMO Balehawk: i dont see that anywhere
[20:42] Jamison Melody: Jamison Melody [v] [ ] [ ]
[20:42] Jamison Melody: that?
[20:42] GIZMO Balehawk: no
[20:42] GIZMO Balehawk: nothing like that
[20:42] Jamison Melody: to the right of my name
[20:42] GIZMO Balehawk: do i click the I or the arrow ->
[20:43] GIZMO Balehawk: ?
[20:43] Jamison Melody: arrow .
[20:43] Jamison Melody: try that
[20:43] GIZMO Balehawk: kk
[20:43] Jamison Melody: it might be there
[20:43] GIZMO Balehawk: im on ur profile
[20:43] Jamison Melody: hmm
[20:43] Jamison Melody: print screen
[20:43] Jamison Melody: the friends list
[20:43] Jamison Melody: to me
[20:44] Jamison Melody: so I can show you what to enable
[20:44] Jamison Melody: mmkay?
[20:44] GIZMO Balehawk: wait huh?
[20:44] GIZMO Balehawk: there is prfofile then picks then notes and privacy at top
[20:44] Jamison Melody: close out of the profile
[20:44] Jamison Melody: and go back to the friends list
[20:44] GIZMO Balehawk: ok i am
[20:44] Jamison Melody: are you using viewer 2.0
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: second life 2.0?
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: hang on
[20:45] Jamison Melody: yeah
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: second life veiwer 2
[20:45] Jamison Melody: okay
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: viewer
[20:45] Jamison Melody: let me check hjow to enable it
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: brb
[20:45] GIZMO Balehawk: ok?
[20:47] Jamison Melody: okay
[20:47] GIZMO Balehawk: bck
[20:47] Jamison Melody: see my name?
[20:47] GIZMO Balehawk: yes
[20:47] GIZMO Balehawk: wait
[20:48] GIZMO Balehawk: in all or in online?
[20:48] Jamison Melody: friends list
[20:48] GIZMO Balehawk: yes on friends list all or online?
[20:48] Jamison Melody: online
[20:48] GIZMO Balehawk: kk
[20:48] GIZMO Balehawk: ya
[20:48] Jamison Melody: on the bottom there should be allow this person to
[20:48] Jamison Melody: do you see it?
[20:48] GIZMO Balehawk is Offline

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