Dethklan — Now, Then and FOREVER!

Hey, it’s me, randombutler, and you might know me from bobpopo.com, where I write articles and edit pictures and shit. I am sitting here and watching election results from Harlem and otherwheres, but in Kenya they have already started their race riots and so I am just going to make fun of them for being household lifehacked into being poor black men and women.

“The witching hour is upon us,” says CNN, the “Cable News Network,” but I am from America and I turned in my mail (male) ballot and I feel a big grantsmanship with Barack Obama and even David Icke predicted that he will win since he is an obvious fake Reptilian plan and I think that’s right and I am not joking.

Just kidding, and everything up until this point has been a joke and a fake dethklan.com article and I was actually just trying to be kind of straddling the line about current events and be semi-funny but now what I will actually do and still be about that funny shit thing that I can do is talk about my YouTube videos because that is something that I do a lot and I feel a lot about and I want to talk about again eventually, so this is YouTube 1/2.

Well, when I make a YouTube video, and I’ve made over 100 YouTube videos in this respect, I try to make it as big of making fun of other YouTube videos and channels as possible. Now, I’m not a contrarian, but I do feel that when I make a video that doesn’t make the materialist “show me the funny clips” viewer happy and actually makes them weird out in their minds for a moment, then I am doing a service to the YouTube community, since everybody else except me is so concerned about preserving their important selfish image and I am basically all about preserving my sassy absurdist image more since that is better and makes me look better overall.

Overall, I feel that I am probably in the Top 100 YouTube posters in terms of general overall awareness of what YouTube represents to Americans and also in terms of being detached from the regular expectations of YouTube, which are “watch me” and “like me, please.” Well, I don’t mean to brag, but I love the hate. And if you can see through that and hate me for loving the hate then you are probably on that next rap level and so okay, maybe you got me there.

Exhibit A: My first YouTube video that wasn’t taken down (the first was an uncensored music video of Juvenile’s “Ha”):

Now, this might not seem to be appropriate absurdist for a really cool American, but then again I’m guessing you didn’t check the extra info and copy the URL and read the description yet. And how about my second latest video, here:

Oh, wow! That is pretty funny…unsarcastically!
So, forreal, I won’t bore you with interestingly funny self-analysis of the videos I posted here since that would be overly taxing on my drunk booze brain system, since I really am pretty drunk not-jokingly, but I will just throw out some general thoughts that I have already had that I can spit out pretty well here for youuu guyssss:

Well, I don’t know, I fell like, yeah, this stuff is wacky, but it’s wacky with some sort of impressive artistic rigor. This isn’t “I’ll post the same clip of the Sonic the Hedgehog TV show edited with Sonic Mas-tur-bate-innnnng” over and over again and actually just be a dick in YouTube messages. What you’ve got here in me is a real YouTube genius who is just barely coming into his own with these abstract-yet-substantive videos. I make the videos that the whole world sings along with and can’t get unless they are almost as smart as me or smarter.