August 8th, 2013 by Daniel

IT’S TIME FOR SOME REAL AS FUK FUKING TALK RIGHT NOW. I’M ABOUT TO LAY DOWN SOME NEXT LEVEL DECEASED HORSES FOR VIDEO GAMES TRADING TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW. WHENEVER I GO OUTSIDE AND I SEE PEOPLE WITH AN ALIVE HORSE I THINK TO MYSELF “DAMN I COULD GET THE HALO SERES FOR THT SHIT (FUCK)” NO THEY GOTTA BE FUCKIN SELFISH AS FUKC NAD JUST RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THEY OWN THAT HORS AND FUCK.

WHY DA FUK IS MY STABLERANCHE RANCH OF HORSES FILLED WITH DEAD HORSES NOT RAKIN IN GAMES I WANT TO PLAY THE NEW SKRIM GAME BUT GAMESTEOPE HAS BANT ME FROM ALL THEIR PRMEISES FOR BRINGIN IN AN ALIVE HORSE BY ACCIDENT. I MEAN THE DEAD 1NES BE PILIN UP AND SHT AND I BRING ONE AND IT SHITS EVERYWHERE AND BIGAL OF A SUDDEN IM SOME POOP PEDDLER NIGGA.

I FUKN HATE OBAMA



THE ORIGIN OF DEAD HORSES

January 8th, 2013 by Buff Drinklots
I LOVE IT (2:25pm EST Mon Apr 07 2003)
I LOVE BOOBS. I THINK I WILL BUY THIS GAME. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GAME I CAN BUY FROM THEM. I WILL GIVE YOU ONE OF MY 293 HORSES. I CANT AFFORD TO FEED THEM ALL SO SOME ARE DYING FROM STARVATION. THE LUCKY ALIVE ONES ARE EATING THE DEAD ONES. WOULD ANYBODY LIKE A DEAD HORSE. IF YOU GIVE ME 2 GAMES I WILL GIVE YOU A ALIVE HORSE. MAKE SURE I CAN SEE SOME BOOBS. I WILL GIVE YOU A HORSE. THANK YOU COME AGAIN - by BEN DOVER
ABOUT THE DEAD HORSES (2:28pm EST Mon Apr 07 2003)
I WANT One. But i have no games to sell will you give me anyway i will show you my boobs. email me at dr_doodoo@msn.com
i love to pet horses and stroke them and hump them. one time i glued my penis to a dead horse. i will glue my penis to you too - by jack mehoff

Source: Geek.com



THE STAIT OF GAMEIENG TODAY

September 30th, 2012 by Daniel

GAMS HAVE GONE DOWN THE FUCKING SHITTE RIM TIRED OF THIS HORSE SHIT ABOUT HORESES N SHIT. I TRY AND BUY GAMES ALL THE FUCKING TIME BUT DA LOCAL GAMESTOP STOPPED SELLING TO ME SINCE THEY FOUND OUTA BOUT MY LOVE AFFAIR OF TRADING GAMES FOR DECEASED HORSES ALL THE FUCKING TIME. THEY CAN EAT A FUKIN DICK OR SOM SHIT CAUSE I PAY TAXES TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRADE ALL THE GAMS I MBY FOR FUCKIN HORSES THAT NO LONGER WALK AROND AND CLIP CLOP AROUND ALL THE FUCKIN TIME I WANT THEM FUCKIN DEAD LIKE THEY DESERVE TO BE IN MY LIVING ROOM AS MY GODDAMN COUCH. GAMES ARE FUCKING STUPID NOW.



IMPORTANT THOUGHT

June 6th, 2012 by Daniel

IT’S AROUND THIS TIME I WANT TO KNOW HWHY I CANT GO INTO MY LOCAL GAMSTOPPER AND BRING MY HORSE (DEAD) AND TRADE MY HROSE FOR GAMES. I DO IT ONE WAY WHY NOT THE OTHER, I TRADE GAMES FOR DAD HORSES ALL THE FUCKING TIME IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT

GAYMESTOP OWES ME SOME FUKING DEAD HORSES



AIM Convo: Daniel gets a late night visitor

February 23rd, 2011 by Daniel

(4:37:02 AM) Hockey68JM: hello
(4:50:15 AM) Hockey68JM: hey
(4:50:23 AM) SandwichSidekick: hi
(4:50:23 AM) hockey68jm is now known as Hockey68JM.

(4:50:30 AM) SandwichSidekick: who is this
(4:50:42 AM) Hockey68JM: hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here…you?
(4:51:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t think we’ve chatted no
(4:51:26 AM) Hockey68JM: i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you??
(4:51:32 AM) SandwichSidekick: um, i’m ok
(4:51:45 AM) Hockey68JM: Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun? ;)
(4:53:05 AM) SandwichSidekick: how do i know this isn’t a dude
(4:53:09 AM) SandwichSidekick: hockey’s a pretty dude name
(4:53:20 AM) Hockey68JM: I need a man that can make me squirt……have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
(4:53:22 AM) Hockey68JM: Jenny
(4:54:48 AM) SandwichSidekick: you can’t just say a female name and expect me to believe you’re female all of a sudden
(4:55:00 AM) Hockey68JM: I’m a woman!!
(4:55:31 AM) SandwichSidekick: i bet, but if you’re a dude and i decide that i wanna whip my e-dick out and theoretically shove it in some theoretical pussies and this shit gets posted online
(4:55:35 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’ll be the laughing stock of nowhere land
(4:55:40 AM) SandwichSidekick: theoretical people will laugh at me
(4:55:48 AM) Hockey68JM: feed me ur dick ;)
(4:55:55 AM) Hockey68JM: gonna change my clothes … want to see ? ;)
(4:56:26 AM) SandwichSidekick: are you saying you have proof of your female nature
(4:56:29 AM) SandwichSidekick: that isn’t a possibly made up name
(4:56:40 AM) Hockey68JM: Jenny
(4:56:45 AM) SandwichSidekick: what, no
(4:56:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: you can keep saying jenny all damn day
(4:56:53 AM) SandwichSidekick: doesn’t mean shit
(4:57:01 AM) Hockey68JM: wanna play on cam?
(4:57:20 AM) SandwichSidekick: this implies you have a cam
(4:57:24 AM) SandwichSidekick: but if you had a cam
(4:57:27 AM) SandwichSidekick: then you would’ve just said
(4:57:37 AM) SandwichSidekick: “HEY LOOK AT MY CAM, TITS ALL DAY ERIDAY”
(4:57:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: instead of going “HI MY NAME IS JENNY, HAVE WE MET?”
(4:57:52 AM) SandwichSidekick: “BTW LETS FUCK”
(4:58:05 AM) Hockey68JM: click <LINK FUCKING DELETED> ..k, now fill out ur info ..don’t worry it’s FREE …. ..give it a second to load ..when you get in we’ll make a private room ….k?
(4:58:14 AM) SandwichSidekick: no don’t feed me your bullshit
(4:58:17 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m not going to your private show
(4:58:21 AM) SandwichSidekick: that shit is dong central
(4:58:26 AM) Hockey68JM: love to show off :)
(4:58:38 AM) Hockey68JM: i use this site to play on cuz i don’t want to be recorded !…this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam! you know?
(4:58:56 AM) SandwichSidekick: no i don’t know cause i’m not a cunt who doesn’t listen to what people say
(4:59:07 AM) Hockey68JM: cum rub my cunt ;)
(4:59:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: NO STOP LOOKING FOR KEYWORDS
(4:59:17 AM) SandwichSidekick: AND RESPONDING WITH GAY ASS MESSAGES
(4:59:33 AM) Hockey68JM: credit card is just to verify your age, you’ll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you’re an adult …can’t show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
(4:59:45 AM) SandwichSidekick: no i don’t fucking know
(4:59:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t show my ass or my non-existant pussy to anybody
(4:59:54 AM) SandwichSidekick: especially minors
(5:00:05 AM) Hockey68JM: punch my kitten ;)
(5:00:09 AM) Hockey68JM: let me know when you’re done or if you need help …i’ll be gettin’ ready for you ..K ? ;)
(5:00:10 AM) SandwichSidekick: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
(5:00:27 AM) Hockey68JM: brb.. 1 second … got to restart my cam …u coming?
(5:00:32 AM) SandwichSidekick: no
(5:00:33 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m not coming
(5:00:34 AM) SandwichSidekick: i hate you
(5:00:35 AM) SandwichSidekick: and your stupid face
(5:00:50 AM) Hockey68JM: why? what’s the problem?
(5:00:51 AM) Hockey68JM: k ur good let me know when you’re in babe..
(5:00:59 AM) SandwichSidekick: yo cut it out with the non sequiturs
(5:01:04 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m getting sick and tired of your horseshit
(5:01:09 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t fuck around at breakfast
(5:01:10 AM) SandwichSidekick: i built a fort
(5:01:12 AM) SandwichSidekick: to keep all the haters out
(5:01:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: stop hatin
(5:01:18 AM) SandwichSidekick: next level sexbot maneuever
(5:01:27 AM) Hockey68JM: are you in yet?
(5:01:28 AM) Hockey68JM: come over!! lol im horny



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