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AIM Convo: Daniel gets a late night visitor

February 23rd, 2011 | Daniel

(4:37:02 AM) Hockey68JM: hello
(4:50:15 AM) Hockey68JM: hey
(4:50:23 AM) SandwichSidekick: hi
(4:50:23 AM) hockey68jm is now known as Hockey68JM.

(4:50:30 AM) SandwichSidekick: who is this
(4:50:42 AM) Hockey68JM: hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here…you?
(4:51:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t think we’ve chatted no
(4:51:26 AM) Hockey68JM: i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you??
(4:51:32 AM) SandwichSidekick: um, i’m ok
(4:51:45 AM) Hockey68JM: Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun?
(4:53:05 AM) SandwichSidekick: how do i know this isn’t a dude
(4:53:09 AM) SandwichSidekick: hockey’s a pretty dude name
(4:53:20 AM) Hockey68JM: I need a man that can make me squirt……have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
(4:53:22 AM) Hockey68JM: Jenny
(4:54:48 AM) SandwichSidekick: you can’t just say a female name and expect me to believe you’re female all of a sudden
(4:55:00 AM) Hockey68JM: I’m a woman!!
(4:55:31 AM) SandwichSidekick: i bet, but if you’re a dude and i decide that i wanna whip my e-dick out and theoretically shove it in some theoretical pussies and this shit gets posted online
(4:55:35 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’ll be the laughing stock of nowhere land
(4:55:40 AM) SandwichSidekick: theoretical people will laugh at me
(4:55:48 AM) Hockey68JM: feed me ur dick
(4:55:55 AM) Hockey68JM: gonna change my clothes … want to see ?
(4:56:26 AM) SandwichSidekick: are you saying you have proof of your female nature
(4:56:29 AM) SandwichSidekick: that isn’t a possibly made up name
(4:56:40 AM) Hockey68JM: Jenny
(4:56:45 AM) SandwichSidekick: what, no
(4:56:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: you can keep saying jenny all damn day
(4:56:53 AM) SandwichSidekick: doesn’t mean shit
(4:57:01 AM) Hockey68JM: wanna play on cam?
(4:57:20 AM) SandwichSidekick: this implies you have a cam
(4:57:24 AM) SandwichSidekick: but if you had a cam
(4:57:27 AM) SandwichSidekick: then you would’ve just said
(4:57:37 AM) SandwichSidekick: “HEY LOOK AT MY CAM, TITS ALL DAY ERIDAY”
(4:57:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: instead of going “HI MY NAME IS JENNY, HAVE WE MET?”
(4:57:52 AM) SandwichSidekick: “BTW LETS FUCK”
(4:58:05 AM) Hockey68JM: click <LINK FUCKING DELETED> ..k, now fill out ur info ..don’t worry it’s FREE …. ..give it a second to load ..when you get in we’ll make a private room ….k?
(4:58:14 AM) SandwichSidekick: no don’t feed me your bullshit
(4:58:17 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m not going to your private show
(4:58:21 AM) SandwichSidekick: that shit is dong central
(4:58:26 AM) Hockey68JM: love to show off
(4:58:38 AM) Hockey68JM: i use this site to play on cuz i don’t want to be recorded !…this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam! you know?
(4:58:56 AM) SandwichSidekick: no i don’t know cause i’m not a cunt who doesn’t listen to what people say
(4:59:07 AM) Hockey68JM: cum rub my cunt
(4:59:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: NO STOP LOOKING FOR KEYWORDS
(4:59:17 AM) SandwichSidekick: AND RESPONDING WITH GAY ASS MESSAGES
(4:59:33 AM) Hockey68JM: credit card is just to verify your age, you’ll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you’re an adult …can’t show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
(4:59:45 AM) SandwichSidekick: no i don’t fucking know
(4:59:50 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t show my ass or my non-existant pussy to anybody
(4:59:54 AM) SandwichSidekick: especially minors
(5:00:05 AM) Hockey68JM: punch my kitten
(5:00:09 AM) Hockey68JM: let me know when you’re done or if you need help …i’ll be gettin’ ready for you ..K ?
(5:00:10 AM) SandwichSidekick: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
(5:00:27 AM) Hockey68JM: brb.. 1 second … got to restart my cam …u coming?
(5:00:32 AM) SandwichSidekick: no
(5:00:33 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m not coming
(5:00:34 AM) SandwichSidekick: i hate you
(5:00:35 AM) SandwichSidekick: and your stupid face
(5:00:50 AM) Hockey68JM: why? what’s the problem?
(5:00:51 AM) Hockey68JM: k ur good let me know when you’re in babe..
(5:00:59 AM) SandwichSidekick: yo cut it out with the non sequiturs
(5:01:04 AM) SandwichSidekick: i’m getting sick and tired of your horseshit
(5:01:09 AM) SandwichSidekick: i don’t fuck around at breakfast
(5:01:10 AM) SandwichSidekick: i built a fort
(5:01:12 AM) SandwichSidekick: to keep all the haters out
(5:01:13 AM) SandwichSidekick: stop hatin
(5:01:18 AM) SandwichSidekick: next level sexbot maneuever
(5:01:27 AM) Hockey68JM: are you in yet?
(5:01:28 AM) Hockey68JM: come over!! lol im horny

Good Game, Stutter Gut

March 4th, 2010 | Daniel

[8:48:59 PM] エヴァンゲリオンー男: [2010/02/10 21:02] Acrila Fairymeadow: I hate to spam everyone but quick question, what happened to the LF otters?
[2010/02/10 21:02] Marcco Zanzibar: Went south for the winter
[2010/02/10 21:02] Damien Avedon: Dunno. Try Search; Avatars
[2010/02/10 21:02] Misery Moonlight: t…they is still available in Lost Furest
[2010/02/10 21:02] Leantra Anatra: talk to the creator
[2010/02/10 21:02] Pantsu Toxx: is this a furry sandbox?
[2010/02/10 21:03] Damien Avedon: Listen to Misery…she knows/…
[2010/02/10 21:03] Misery Moonlight: t…there is a sandbox in the sim
[2010/02/10 21:03] Damien Avedon: Big ‘un, too
[2010/02/10 21:03] Pantsu Toxx: yea is it a furry sim?
[2010/02/10 21:03] Damien Avedon: Uhh, yeah…
[2010/02/10 21:03] Misery Moonlight: a…all is welcomes here ^.^
[2010/02/10 21:03] vania Arashi: D: i still dont have my update lol
[2010/02/10 21:04] Misery Moonlight: j…just nu weapons please ^.^
[2010/02/10 21:05] Pantsu Toxx: |
[2010/02/10 21:06] Anastasia Frostbite: bring a weapon in and misery bops you on the head with a big cartoon mallet
[2010/02/10 21:06] Anastasia Frostbite: lol
[2010/02/10 21:07] Misery Moonlight: *blushes
[2010/02/10 21:07] Pantsu Toxx: I hate to leave a group I paid for
[2010/02/10 21:07] Wednesday Orellana: But…. she said no weapons… XP
[2010/02/10 21:08] Anastasia Frostbite: um, why would you want to leave?
[2010/02/10 21:08] Misery Moonlight: i…i woulds hate to eject, ban anyone s..sos please remember the sim rules ^.^
[2010/02/10 21:08] Demeter Lane: That includes wiimotes
[2010/02/10 21:08] Demeter Lane: Hehe
[2010/02/10 21:08] Marcco Zanzibar: I WANAN LEAVE
[2010/02/10 21:08] Marcco Zanzibar: LOOKA T YOUR FUCKING PROFILE
[2010/02/10 21:08] Marcco Zanzibar: FUCKING HUSKY
[2010/02/10 21:09] Marcco Zanzibar: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??
[2010/02/10 21:09] Demeter Lane: Woah.
[2010/02/10 21:09] Misery Moonlight: b…be nice
[2010/02/10 21:09] Anastasia Frostbite: O_O
[2010/02/10 21:09] Marcco Zanzibar: what am I in?!
[2010/02/10 21:09] Wednesday Orellana: Who Marcco?
[2010/02/10 21:09] Marcco Zanzibar: I have no friends!
[2010/02/10 21:09] Wednesday Orellana: <_<
[2010/02/10 21:09] Pantsu Toxx: Not here at least
[2010/02/10 21:09] Pantsu Toxx: oooh
[2010/02/10 21:09] Misery Moonlight: m..maybe if you be nice y..you will
[2010/02/10 21:09] Marcco Zanzibar: Wednesday is looking at Tuesday LOL
[2010/02/10 21:09] Pantsu Toxx: Virtual sutter lol
[2010/02/10 21:09] Pantsu Toxx: stutter*
[2010/02/10 21:10] Marcco Zanzibar: shes timid
[2010/02/10 21:10] Marcco Zanzibar: she wants my bod
[2010/02/10 21:10] Demeter Lane eyerolls and closes the chat.
[2010/02/10 21:10] Marcco Zanzibar: *applies axe*
[2010/02/10 21:10] Pantsu Toxx: oh
[2010/02/10 21:10] Marcco Zanzibar: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies
[2010/02/10 21:10] Anastasia Frostbite: um i think those comments are getting very inapropriate
[2010/02/10 21:10] Wednesday Orellana: VERY….
[2010/02/10 21:11] Marcco Zanzibar: How big is my fucking cock? 6 inches
[2010/02/10 21:11] Misery Moonlight: o…okies lets not turn this into a chatroom group, i…is for questions about the avies here a…and the sandbox issues
[2010/02/10 21:11] Wednesday Orellana: By the way, get better jokes about my name… please.
[2010/02/10 21:11] Wednesday Orellana: Wow. You must be… saddened by your short cummings…
[2010/02/10 21:11] Marcco Zanzibar: I jack my 8×7 meat
[2010/02/10 21:11] Marcco Zanzibar: cum all over the Hulk in a mirror
[2010/02/10 21:12] Marcco Zanzibar: Dont fucking eject me
[2010/02/10 21:12] Pantsu Toxx: i thought it was kinda funny :/
[2010/02/10 21:12] Wednesday Orellana: Then stop
[2010/02/10 21:12] Marcco Zanzibar: ok
[2010/02/10 21:13] Misery Moonlight: t…there is a group for chat, b..but this isn’t it okies?
[2010/02/10 21:13] Laurana Aridian: you will be banned from all the Lost Furest sims if you keep this shit up Marcco…
[2010/02/10 21:13] Marcco Zanzibar: Misery *kisses her lips*
[2010/02/10 21:13] Marcco Zanzibar: im bi
[2010/02/10 21:14] BONK Core: im bonk
[2010/02/10 21:16] Marcco Zanzibar: You aint scout
[2010/02/10 21:16] Marcco Zanzibar: get out
[2010/02/10 21:17] BONK Core: who said i was scout? D:
[2010/02/10 21:17] Pantsu Toxx: you’re scout?
[2010/02/10 21:17] Laurana Aridian: Keep up this conversation and I will bann you from the sim
[2010/02/10 21:18] Laurana Aridian: Want to try me?
[2010/02/10 21:18] Pantsu Toxx: me D:?
[2010/02/10 21:18] Marcco Zanzibar: Fuck off cunt, you are the only one getting mad here, I was making a fuckign joke you stupid gook.
[2010/02/10 21:19] Pantsu Toxx: oh him
[2010/02/10 21:19] Marcco Zanzibar: What a cunt
[2010/02/10 21:19] Marcco Zanzibar: What a giant fucking cunt
[2010/02/10 21:19] Marcco Zanzibar: what the fuck is stuck up your ass a couple tape worms?
[2010/02/10 21:22] Miir Watanabe: 3
[2010/02/10 21:23] Laurana Aridian: Not so noisey are you now that youre banned Marcco
[2010/02/10 21:23] Wednesday Orellana: LOL
[2010/02/10 21:23] Marcco Zanzibar: oh man
[2010/02/10 21:24] Misery Moonlight: t…tolds you to stop
[2010/02/10 21:24] Marcco Zanzibar: Laurana can’t take a joke at all
[2010/02/10 21:24] Veruca Setsuko: Seems to lack a brain to process the meaning of the word “Stop”
[2010/02/10 21:24] Marcco Zanzibar: Misery help me out here, where’s this Death Metal dude?
[2010/02/10 21:24] Laurana Aridian: its not my job to listen to douche bags
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: Yes it is
[2010/02/10 21:25] Misery Moonlight: y..you was warned, a…and i can’t do anythingie about it
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: What else do Admins do other than suck dick?
[2010/02/10 21:25] Veruca Setsuko: Ban assholes like you that’s what.
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: Thats all
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: Admins can do
[2010/02/10 21:25] Morgan Takashi: right..mute.
[2010/02/10 21:25] Misery Moonlight: s…sees that is not very nice a..and is why you was banned
[2010/02/10 21:25] Sushi Nirpaw: Holy crap you are all retards stfu and play the game like normal people.
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: Misery stop fucking talking like an autistic
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: Oh wait
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: YOU ARE AUTISTIC
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: every furry is
[2010/02/10 21:25] Marcco Zanzibar: forgot
[2010/02/10 21:25] Veruca Setsuko hugs Misery
[2010/02/10 21:25] Kitsuneko Foxclaw: …
[2010/02/10 21:26] Wednesday Orellana: /mr rolls eyes
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: my dick is out
[2010/02/10 21:26] Misery Moonlight: t…then go away Marcco since you dun’t likes any of us
[2010/02/10 21:26] Pantsu Toxx: an attack on one furry is an attack on all :3
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: I do
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: I love you Misery~
[2010/02/10 21:26] Veruca Setsuko: Misery is so cute when she stutters. <3
[2010/02/10 21:26] Aeslynn Kavka: Obvious troll is obvious. Mute and stop feeding it, please.
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: She is a ra-tard
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: OH MAN
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: MUTED LOL
[2010/02/10 21:26] Marcco Zanzibar: keep em coming
[2010/02/10 21:27] Misery Moonlight: c…close the chat, h…he is out of the group a..and banned from the sim everyone, s…sorries
[2010/02/10 21:27] Marcco Zanzibar: No im not
[2010/02/10 21:27] Pantsu Toxx: lol
[2010/02/10 21:28] Misery Moonlight: y..yus you is, a..and as soon as the chat is closed, y..you is gone for good
[2010/02/10 21:28] Marcco Zanzibar: no I wont
[2010/02/10 21:29] Marcco Zanzibar: s… stop s… ucking a d… deep dick, c… chris-chan
[2010/02/10 21:29] Kiku Violet: O .o
[2010/02/10 21:29] Shadowdragonfox Guter: o0
[2010/02/10 21:29] Pantsu Toxx: OPFSodo
[2010/02/10 21:30] Marcco Zanzibar: Wanna see my dick?
[2010/02/10 21:30] Shadowdragonfox Guter: mmmm no
[2010/02/10 21:30] Kiku Violet: …..
[2010/02/10 21:30] Pantsu Toxx: ….
[2010/02/10 21:30] Marcco Zanzibar: No one left
[2010/02/10 21:30] Marcco Zanzibar: gg stutter gut
[2010/02/10 21:30] Misery Moonlight: d…dun’t feeds him, just stop talking a..and he will go away s…since he is a child
[2010/02/10 21:31] Marcco Zanzibar: t…tt.t.t.today Junor
[2010/02/10 21:32] Anastasia Frostbite: closing chat
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: who cares
[2010/02/10 21:32] Pantsu Toxx: k
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: spook
[2010/02/10 21:32] Kiku Violet: let him get his kicks
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: OH MAN
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: WE WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH WHEN WE BAN HIM
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME BECAUSE IMMA GET HIM BANNED
[2010/02/10 21:32] Marcco Zanzibar: JESUS CHRIST I AM CUMMING ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE I TAKE THIS GAME SO SERIOUSLY
[2010/02/10 21:32] Kiku Violet: dude your getting yourself banned
[2010/02/10 21:33] Marcco Zanzibar: LOOK AT MY DICK SPROUT OUT CUM FROM ALL SIDES
[2010/02/10 21:33] Pantsu Toxx: he is banned
[2010/02/10 21:33] Marcco Zanzibar: I dont care nigger
[2010/02/10 21:33] Kiku Violet: …. wow
[2010/02/10 21:33] Pantsu Toxx: it only registers when he closes the window because LL are lazy fucks
[2010/02/10 21:33] Kiku Violet: someone got his emo panties in a bunch
[2010/02/10 21:34] Misery Moonlight: h…he is just doing this f…for attention, the less you feeds him t…the more bored he will gets a..and go away
[2010/02/10 21:43] Marcco Zanzibar: Guess who’s back int he mothafucking house?
[2010/02/10 21:48] Marcco Zanzibar: Sup guys
[2010/02/10 21:48] Marcco Zanzibar: Just ordered my pocket pussy
[2010/02/10 21:48] Seragon Python: cool story bro
[2010/02/10 21:48] Marcco Zanzibar: Im trying to talk
[2010/02/10 21:48] Seragon Python: will read again
[2010/02/10 21:49] Marcco Zanzibar: Furries are fun loving creatures guess not
[2010/02/10 21:49] Marcco Zanzibar: Torley Linden is a nigger
[2010/02/10 21:49] Seragon Python: <:3
[2010/02/10 21:49] Spinnaz Dawg: Too busy playing Bioshock 2 to care about anything around me.
[2010/02/10 21:49] Seragon Python: o.=.o
[2010/02/10 21:50] Marcco Zanzibar: change my diaper, Ranger
[2010/02/10 21:50] Marcco Zanzibar: change my diaper, Ranger
[2010/02/10 21:50] Marcco Zanzibar: change my diaper, Ranger
[2010/02/10 21:50] Marcco Zanzibar: Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball