We did a reverse-china and are allowing you to speak your mind. Go hogwild.

By the way, I’m TheMoose, not DarkBaron.

DarkBaron: Twas talking with the new roommate, and she said “Yeah my boyfri— ugh, friends” then started stumbling.

TheMoose: You know that twas stands for it was, right?

DarkBaron: Actually it’s a diminutive of “it was” you ****ing cock ****.

DarkBaron: The third person aspect became lost over time and now is used in narrative liners.

DarkBaron: In short, you’re a pompous poppycock.

MrEntity: you know what poppycock means, right?

DarkBaron: What do I care? It sounds like poopy cock, which works rather swell in my eyes.

TheMoose: [twuhz, twoz; unstressed twuhz] Contraction of it was.

MrEntity: a bit late on that one, cock-prefecture

DarkBaron: That’s if you ignore colloquials. You know, like how if I call you lame faggit, I don’t mean a cigarette unable to walk.

TheMoose: I also don’ think that a narrative liner is a thing.

DarkBaron: Once again, short of a narrative which is a one liner.

MrEntity: just tell him you were that “it” was the subject talking to your girlfriend

DarkBaron: In short: suck my dick you undereducated red assed baboon.

TheMoose: You also spelt “****” wrong.

Spaghedeity: Hey Greed

DarkBaron: I spelled what wrong?

Spaghedeity: You spelt what wrong?

DarkBaron: Don’t know.

Spaghedeity: Who misspellts what

Spaghedeity: Honestly

DarkBaron: He just gave a bunch of asterisks. Not sure what I spelled wrong.

TheMoose: I don’t know how to overcome the swear censor on here.

Spaghedeity: Cry about it

DarkBaron: Maybe now you see why I “misspelled” that word you dumbass.

Spaghedeity: I thought you misspelt what

TheMoose: Also, seriously, twas is a contraction of “it was”, nothing else.

Spaghedeity: You are nothing else.

DarkBaron: And lame means unable to walk, why don’t you take your lame ass out of here?

TheMoose: Because I can’t walk.

Spaghedeity: Drag yourself

Spaghedeity: Pussy

TheMoose: I have muscular dystophy.

Spaghedeity: If some jackass can chop off his own arm and climb down a mountain, you can gtfo

Spaghedeity: Baron

Spaghedeity: Should I go back out after I eat and give these hobos a ride to wherever they’re going?

DarkBaron: Only if they pay you or if you join them

Spaghedeity: I’m not going to become a hobo

Spaghedeity: I ****ing hate trains

DarkBaron: If they don’t payyou, don’t go. Gas is expensive.

Spaghedeity: I was just going to take them to the closest bus stop and give them a pound of quarters

TheMoose: If they’re homeless, how would they have money for gas?

DarkBaron: If you have no arm how the **** are you typing?

DarkBaron: Gtfo you retarded third cousin twice removed.

Spaghedeity: I have $20 worth of quarters, incidentally

DarkBaron: But it’s your money

DarkBaron: Don’t do it

TheMoose: I have arms, I just have muscular dystrophy. I narrate to someone who types it for me.

Spaghedeity: He should be shot

I was on kongregate playing Robot Clash when I decided to use the chat room for my own SICK pleasure.

ColFirth:I am gay

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Anyways, Nickolai Valacondez, At your – DEATH!

Gladiator8297:I KNEW IT

Guswut:Ahhhh…. Well, so long as the new system doesn’t have anything to do with you needing to make sure to not wear white panties during a certain time of the month… It can’t be all bad!

tafgh:Col, Good for you. Also, I need to write an essay about Alex the Great. >.> Not in the mood. Gus, aye. But still, hmm…Oh well.

Gladiator8297:Sex? yes please. No Sir what is your Sex? Very Nice

Gladiator8297 h you mean my gender

Gladiator8297:hairy

Guswut:Corn, you’ll adapt.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I love my parrot

Gladiator8297 h sorry thats my genatals

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:because it shouts at me

Gladiator8297:I am a man

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:and calls me Penis

tafgh:Aye, for so is the way of the human.

Gladiator8297:Aye, for so is the way of the human

Guswut:That, and making babies…. DON’T go and start THAT just yet, otherwise you’re likely to end up in trouble, heh.

Gladiator8297:That, and making babies…. DON’T go and start THAT just yet, otherwise you’re likely to end up in trouble, heh.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*sigh* Copy – noob.

Gladiator8297:I already did

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You’re a CopyNoob.

Colfirth:I just love men.

Gladiator8297:My sons name is Chuck

tafgh:Gus, Perhaps tomorrow then. Or some other day.

Guswut:Corn, tomorrow is a good day to get started on such things.

Gladiator8297:My 16 Year Girlfriends name is Crystal

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NORRIS!

Colfirth:My boyfriends name is wallace.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Back!

paratrooperman:hello everyone

Colfirth:he’s 15

Guswut:Front!

The_Kirsi_Tree:And so what, Gladiator? My 18 year old girlfriend’s name is Madelyn.

Gladiator8297:YOUR GAY

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes.

Colfirth:No I AM NOT

Gladiator8297:Thats hot kirsi

The_Kirsi_Tree:And you’re straight. Which is just disgusting.

Guswut:Actually, if you want to see “disgusting”, go to France.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:My friend is called Dragon.

The_Kirsi_Tree:France is also disgusting D:

Guswut:Sexuality is second-fiddle to the French.

Colfirth:I HATE BLACKS

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:EW FROG LEGZ FROM OUTER SPACE!

Gladiator8297:ahhhhh ive been there that is the gay porn capital of the world

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nothing wrong with gay porn.

Gladiator8297:I mean man gay porn

Gladiator8297:I like women gay porn

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nothing wrong with gay man porn either.

Colfirth:Homosexuality is against god, the state and the church

Gladiator8297:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Gays, Lezbos, Straights… There’s nothing wrong with anything.

Gladiator8297:And your gay

The_Kirsi_Tree:So is heterosexuality, Colfirth

Nekonee:Colfirth, smart people don’t care about god

Gladiator8297:no

Colfirth:But I am gay you ****.

Gladiator8297:I am a christian

Guswut:Actually, lots of “smart” people care about god.

The_Kirsi_Tree:All sexuality is against the church. Teehee.

Metalgirl113:LUL this is so awesome.

Gladiator8297:nope

The_Kirsi_Tree:Go gays *highfive Colfirth*

Colfirth:I Like rape.

Metalgirl113:I love it.

Gladiator8297:Just gay and Unmarried sex

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I’m a Aithist.

The_Kirsi_Tree:No

Nekonee:Gus, technically smart, sure. But they can’t possibly be using their intellect

The_Kirsi_Tree:All sex is against the church.

Colfirth:Atheist*

Gladiator8297:no just gay and unmarried sex

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yeah, that spelling

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nope.

Gladiator8297:Or at least with christians

Guswut:Nekonee, you can be a very smart person and still believe that there is a magical hairy man sitting in his sky castle.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I HAYT GOWD.

Guswut:It just means you are naive whilst being intelligent.

Gladiator8297 AMN YOU TO HELL

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yeah, well. Christianity is childish at best.

Colfirth:Let’s talk about how galielo got raped by the church, then move on to abram lincum

The_Kirsi_Tree:Hinduism is older than Christianity

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:EPIC WIN! The Time is: 17:17

Guswut:Although such mentality is farmed and set forth from a person’s birth.

dao070195:religion is just a fairy tale. i dont belive in them

Guswut:Abram Lincum?

The_Kirsi_Tree:17:17?! Do you know what that means?! D: It means.. It’s 17:17!

Colfirth:Hinduism isn’t the oldest thhough

The_Kirsi_Tree:No.

Colfirth:Gay porn starr.

Guswut:Abraham Lincoln?

The_Kirsi_Tree:But it’s still pretty old.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Which is cool

Colfirth:Not really.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:RELIGION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WAR!

Nekonee:Anyway, I gotta go, Sarah needs me x3

Guswut:Nekonee, good luck with that.

Nekonee:Thanks~

Gladiator8297:THE BIBLE TELLS THE BEGINING OF THE WORLD AND THE END AND WE TAKE IT FORGRANTED

Colfirth:Beginning*

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.>

The_Kirsi_Tree:The bible is just..

The_Kirsi_Tree:It’s pretty much like the story of Cinderella.

Colfirth:A cock.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:A book full of crap

Colfirth:in my mouth

Guswut:Gladiator8297, I know a lot of books that tell the beginning and end of the world.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX oomsday Book

The_Kirsi_Tree:The original has been changed so much that it went from a morbid tale to a Disney classic -.-

Colfirth:What books are those?

Guswut:Although the bible DOES have all of that lovely rape and murder in the middle.

Guswut:Lots and lots of rape and murder.

Nekonee:If you watch Cinderella backwards it’s about a woman who learns her place

Gladiator8297:YEAH BUT ARE THEY BACKED UP BY HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK!”

Guswut:Colfirth, more fiction, like the bible.

Colfirth:Give me some names bitch.

Guswut:Gladiator8297, backed up?

The_Kirsi_Tree:SPEAKING OF WHICH. Why is Mulan counted as a Disney Princess, but Pocahontas isn’t?

Guswut:Gladiator8297, popular opinion does not the truth make.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:a113.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:When everything dies…

The_Kirsi_Tree:I mean hell. Mulan married a General, not a prince.

Gladiator8297:Becuz pocahontas is indian I know its bad and racist

Colfirth:Gus you are avoiding the question.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Look to the skies

The_Kirsi_Tree:But Pocahontas was the daughter of a Chieftain.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:To see the end of all creation!

Guswut:Colfirth, you aren’t liking the answer.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Making her her tribe’s ‘princess’.

Colfirth:No I asked for wexamples./

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:See with your eyes, My army of lies, when no one’s alive…

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:BRING ME 115!

Guswut:Colfirth, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”.

Colfirth:That really happed you cock.

Guswut:That’s a pretty good one that fully details— Really happened?

Gladiator8297:Thats a good movie but incorrect

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Awesome Guitar Solo by me*

Guswut:Colfirth, do you understand what a book is?

Colfirth:YES YOU **** THAT HAPPEND IRL

The_Kirsi_Tree:Wait..

The_Kirsi_Tree:What movie?

Guswut:A book is a collection of words, written by a person.

Colfirth:YOU’RE WRONG

Guswut:Colfirth, the bible is merely a collection of words written by a collection of people.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Elena Siegman……. FTW!

Gladiator8297:We all haveour opinions and myne just so Happens to be Christianity and god

The_Kirsi_Tree:Slashy slashy *pokes Taf*

Colfirth:WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ****ING BIBLE!

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:The Bible says: BRING ME 115!

Colfirth:SUCK MY CLIT

Guswut:Gladiator8297, that’s fine. The sky castle bearded man of ultimate power waits for you.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes. We all have our opinions and yours and your church’s are incorrect

Guswut:Colfirth, why are you using all CAPS little one?

Colfirth:BECAUSE I AM SHOWING MY ANGER AT YOUR STUPIDITY!

Guswut:The_Kirsi_Tree, actually, until you can prove otherwise, yours are just as incorrect.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Pokes Col*

The_Kirsi_Tree:I know Gus.

Colfirth:I AM A VIRGIN WITH RAGE

Guswut:Colfirth, your “anger”?

Colfirth:IN MY DICK

The_Kirsi_Tree:That’s why I’ve settled comforably in the “I will believe in a god when he comes and taps me on the shoulder and says “Kirsi, time to go make frogs into beds.” section of this stuff.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Until then. I don’t believe in anything.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Pokes the PC Screen*

Gladiator8297:Your not a virgin if you sucked someone cock dude you have been bragging about that for the past hour

The_Kirsi_Tree:You are.

Guswut:Well, agnosticism is the best choice I’d say.

Colfirth:I LOVE TAKING IT IN THE ASS!!

The_Kirsi_Tree:Virginity is defined by penetration.

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> The ass part makes him not a virgin.

Gladiator8297:is the mouth not penitration?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Thows a Tomahawk in Colifirth’s Face* SHUT UP!

The_Kirsi_Tree:No.

Guswut:Classical virginity is defined as having your hymen torn.

The_Kirsi_Tree:I sucked loads of cock before I realized I hated men and yet I still count as a virgin.

Guswut:As he’s male, he has nothing to tear, and thus, will always be a virgin.

Guswut:…Loads of cocks?

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes. Because chicken is delicious :3

Guswut:Yeah… That’s a GREAT way to get a good opinion on men.

Gladiator8297:Or in other words DICK IN VAGINA AND BOOM BOOM BOOM ORGASM SUMTIMES 9 MUNTS LATER A BABY POPS OUT

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.>

The_Kirsi_Tree:What the hell.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Throws a Tomahawk at Gus*

The_Kirsi_Tree:You really are seven o.o

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Then at Kirsi*

Gladiator8297:No I am 13

Guswut:Gladiator8297, actually, babies come from Baby Jesus.

Gladiator8297:no

The_Kirsi_Tree:Then your school should have taught you proper sexual education..

Guswut:He waits until you are asleep, then he rips your mother’s insides up with his little sword.

Guswut:And then he leaves a baby inside of her.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Hell, mine taught us that at 10.

Gladiator8297:Babies come from a womans womb

Colfirth:Gus, why you mad?

Guswut:Gladiator8297, they come from Baby Jesus.

Guswut:And his little sword.

Guswut:Also: Donald Duck will be there, too.

The_Kirsi_Tree:*stabs Gus with a little sword*

Guswut:He gets off on watching.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Will Goofy?

Gladiator8297:Wow you guys are really weird

Guswut:Goofy is busy trying to get Pluto recognized.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Takes the Sword from Kirsi* NO STAB!

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:OR SLASH!

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> I have no idea what to call you, person.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Since your name is confusing

Colfirth:Gus, seriously you mad?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX erson?

The_Kirsi_Tree:I’ll just call you Bobert.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You calling me a Person?

The_Kirsi_Tree:I don’t know what your name is so I have to call you a person! D:

Gladiator8297:NO YOUR A DOG

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NOW YOU’RE CALLING ME BOBERT?

The_Kirsi_Tree:Fine. You’ll be Yoshi.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yay.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:!?

Gladiator8297:Now your a gay dragon

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NOOOOOO!!!!

My friend is called Dragon.

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> I don’t think he realizes that gay isn’t an insult to us

Gladiator8297:You said that

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Wait… I cant be gay.

Gladiator8297:it is to him

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yoshi’s dont have a Gender

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:They are not boy, Or girl.

Gladiator8297:thats right they go both ways

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:So, STFU.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:No.

Gladiator8297:your a gay one

The_Kirsi_Tree:Holy fuсk I have a hat D:

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Holy **** Gladiator is dead.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:wait…

The_Kirsi_Tree:Wooh.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:How did you say ****?

Gladiator8297:****?

Guswut:Bah, stupid server.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:****

Gladiator8297:HOLY ****

LivingInTheFog:Hello.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:FFF UUU CCCKL

Gladiator8297:SHIT

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Shit

Gladiator8297:YAY FOR SWEARING

Gladiator8297:SHITTY

LivingInTheFog:I feel so welcome.

Gladiator8297:SHAT

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:How does the Eff Youuu Seee Kayyy work?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You are welcome

The_Kirsi_Tree:I think Gladiator only likes Christianity because he enjoys being fuсked in the ass by the pastor..

Gladiator8297:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Gladiator8297:no

dao070195:lol

I guess gus WAS mad because he shut up.

Well, we have another year ahead of us. Farewell to this last shitty year, hello to 2011. Stay true, friends.