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May 13th, 2011 by Buff Drinklots

We did a reverse-china and are allowing you to speak your mind. Go hogwild.



Kongregate Kraziness: I have muscular dystrophy.

March 16th, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth

By the way, I’m TheMoose, not DarkBaron.

DarkBaron: Twas talking with the new roommate, and she said “Yeah my boyfri— ugh, friends” then started stumbling.

TheMoose: You know that twas stands for it was, right?

DarkBaron: Actually it’s a diminutive of “it was” you ****ing cock ****.

DarkBaron: The third person aspect became lost over time and now is used in narrative liners.

DarkBaron: In short, you’re a pompous poppycock.

MrEntity: you know what poppycock means, right?

DarkBaron: What do I care? It sounds like poopy cock, which works rather swell in my eyes.

TheMoose: [twuhz, twoz; unstressed twuhz] Contraction of it was.

MrEntity: a bit late on that one, cock-prefecture

DarkBaron: That’s if you ignore colloquials. You know, like how if I call you lame faggit, I don’t mean a cigarette unable to walk.

TheMoose: I also don’ think that a narrative liner is a thing.

DarkBaron: Once again, short of a narrative which is a one liner.

MrEntity: just tell him you were that “it” was the subject talking to your girlfriend

DarkBaron: In short: suck my dick you undereducated red assed baboon.

TheMoose: You also spelt “****” wrong.

Spaghedeity: Hey Greed

DarkBaron: I spelled what wrong?

Spaghedeity: You spelt what wrong?

DarkBaron: Don’t know.

Spaghedeity: Who misspellts what

Spaghedeity: Honestly

DarkBaron: He just gave a bunch of asterisks. Not sure what I spelled wrong.

TheMoose: I don’t know how to overcome the swear censor on here.

Spaghedeity: Cry about it

DarkBaron: Maybe now you see why I “misspelled” that word you dumbass.

Spaghedeity: I thought you misspelt what

TheMoose: Also, seriously, twas is a contraction of “it was”, nothing else.

Spaghedeity: You are nothing else.

DarkBaron: And lame means unable to walk, why don’t you take your lame ass out of here?

TheMoose: Because I can’t walk.

Spaghedeity: Drag yourself

Spaghedeity: Pussy

TheMoose: I have muscular dystophy.

Spaghedeity: If some jackass can chop off his own arm and climb down a mountain, you can gtfo

Spaghedeity: Baron

Spaghedeity: Should I go back out after I eat and give these hobos a ride to wherever they’re going?

DarkBaron: Only if they pay you or if you join them

Spaghedeity: I’m not going to become a hobo

Spaghedeity: I ****ing hate trains

DarkBaron: If they don’t payyou, don’t go. Gas is expensive.

Spaghedeity: I was just going to take them to the closest bus stop and give them a pound of quarters

TheMoose: If they’re homeless, how would they have money for gas?

DarkBaron: If you have no arm how the **** are you typing?

DarkBaron: Gtfo you retarded third cousin twice removed.

Spaghedeity: I have $20 worth of quarters, incidentally

DarkBaron: But it’s your money

DarkBaron: Don’t do it

TheMoose: I have arms, I just have muscular dystrophy. I narrate to someone who types it for me.

Spaghedeity: He should be shot



A boring day turns into the perfect place.

January 20th, 2011 by Tyrome

I was on kongregate playing Robot Clash when I decided to use the chat room for my own SICK pleasure.

ColFirth:I am gay

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Anyways, Nickolai Valacondez, At your – DEATH!

Gladiator8297:I KNEW IT

Guswut:Ahhhh…. Well, so long as the new system doesn’t have anything to do with you needing to make sure to not wear white panties during a certain time of the month… It can’t be all bad!

tafgh:Col, Good for you. Also, I need to write an essay about Alex the Great. >.> Not in the mood. Gus, aye. But still, hmm…Oh well.

Gladiator8297:Sex? yes please. No Sir what is your Sex? Very Nice

Gladiator8297 :o h you mean my gender

Gladiator8297:hairy

Guswut:Corn, you’ll adapt.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I love my parrot

Gladiator8297 :o h sorry thats my genatals

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:because it shouts at me

Gladiator8297:I am a man

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:and calls me Penis

tafgh:Aye, for so is the way of the human.

Gladiator8297:Aye, for so is the way of the human

Guswut:That, and making babies…. DON’T go and start THAT just yet, otherwise you’re likely to end up in trouble, heh.

Gladiator8297:That, and making babies…. DON’T go and start THAT just yet, otherwise you’re likely to end up in trouble, heh.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*sigh* Copy – noob.

Gladiator8297:I already did

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You’re a CopyNoob.

Colfirth:I just love men.

Gladiator8297:My sons name is Chuck

tafgh:Gus, Perhaps tomorrow then. Or some other day.

Guswut:Corn, tomorrow is a good day to get started on such things.

Gladiator8297:My 16 Year Girlfriends name is Crystal

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NORRIS!

Colfirth:My boyfriends name is wallace.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Back!

paratrooperman:hello everyone

Colfirth:he’s 15

Guswut:Front!

The_Kirsi_Tree:And so what, Gladiator? My 18 year old girlfriend’s name is Madelyn.

Gladiator8297:YOUR GAY

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes.

Colfirth:No I AM NOT

Gladiator8297:Thats hot kirsi

The_Kirsi_Tree:And you’re straight. Which is just disgusting.

Guswut:Actually, if you want to see “disgusting”, go to France.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:My friend is called Dragon.

The_Kirsi_Tree:France is also disgusting D:

Guswut:Sexuality is second-fiddle to the French.

Colfirth:I HATE BLACKS

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:EW FROG LEGZ FROM OUTER SPACE!

Gladiator8297:ahhhhh ive been there that is the gay porn capital of the world

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nothing wrong with gay porn.

Gladiator8297:I mean man gay porn

Gladiator8297:I like women gay porn

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nothing wrong with gay man porn either.

Colfirth:Homosexuality is against god, the state and the church

Gladiator8297:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Gays, Lezbos, Straights… There’s nothing wrong with anything.

Gladiator8297:And your gay

The_Kirsi_Tree:So is heterosexuality, Colfirth :P

Nekonee:Colfirth, smart people don’t care about god

Gladiator8297:no

Colfirth:But I am gay you ****.

Gladiator8297:I am a christian

Guswut:Actually, lots of “smart” people care about god.

The_Kirsi_Tree:All sexuality is against the church. Teehee.

Metalgirl113:LUL this is so awesome.

Gladiator8297:nope

The_Kirsi_Tree:Go gays *highfive Colfirth*

Colfirth:I Like rape.

Metalgirl113:I love it.

Gladiator8297:Just gay and Unmarried sex

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I’m a Aithist.

The_Kirsi_Tree:No

Nekonee:Gus, technically smart, sure. But they can’t possibly be using their intellect

The_Kirsi_Tree:All sex is against the church.

Colfirth:Atheist*

Gladiator8297:no just gay and unmarried sex

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yeah, that spelling

The_Kirsi_Tree:Nope.

Gladiator8297:Or at least with christians

Guswut:Nekonee, you can be a very smart person and still believe that there is a magical hairy man sitting in his sky castle.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:I HAYT GOWD.

Guswut:It just means you are naive whilst being intelligent.

Gladiator8297 :D AMN YOU TO HELL

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yeah, well. Christianity is childish at best.

Colfirth:Let’s talk about how galielo got raped by the church, then move on to abram lincum

The_Kirsi_Tree:Hinduism is older than Christianity :P

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:EPIC WIN! The Time is: 17:17

Guswut:Although such mentality is farmed and set forth from a person’s birth.

dao070195:religion is just a fairy tale. i dont belive in them

Guswut:Abram Lincum?

The_Kirsi_Tree:17:17?! Do you know what that means?! D: It means.. It’s 17:17!

Colfirth:Hinduism isn’t the oldest thhough

The_Kirsi_Tree:No.

Colfirth:Gay porn starr.

Guswut:Abraham Lincoln?

The_Kirsi_Tree:But it’s still pretty old.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Which is cool

Colfirth:Not really.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:RELIGION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WAR!

Nekonee:Anyway, I gotta go, Sarah needs me x3

Guswut:Nekonee, good luck with that.

Nekonee:Thanks~

Gladiator8297:THE BIBLE TELLS THE BEGINING OF THE WORLD AND THE END AND WE TAKE IT FORGRANTED

Colfirth:Beginning*

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.>

The_Kirsi_Tree:The bible is just..

The_Kirsi_Tree:It’s pretty much like the story of Cinderella.

Colfirth:A cock.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:A book full of crap

Colfirth:in my mouth

Guswut:Gladiator8297, I know a lot of books that tell the beginning and end of the world.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX :D oomsday Book

The_Kirsi_Tree:The original has been changed so much that it went from a morbid tale to a Disney classic -.-

Colfirth:What books are those?

Guswut:Although the bible DOES have all of that lovely rape and murder in the middle.

Guswut:Lots and lots of rape and murder.

Nekonee:If you watch Cinderella backwards it’s about a woman who learns her place

Gladiator8297:YEAH BUT ARE THEY BACKED UP BY HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK!”

Guswut:Colfirth, more fiction, like the bible.

Colfirth:Give me some names bitch.

Guswut:Gladiator8297, backed up?

The_Kirsi_Tree:SPEAKING OF WHICH. Why is Mulan counted as a Disney Princess, but Pocahontas isn’t?

Guswut:Gladiator8297, popular opinion does not the truth make.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:a113.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:When everything dies…

The_Kirsi_Tree:I mean hell. Mulan married a General, not a prince.

Gladiator8297:Becuz pocahontas is indian I know its bad and racist

Colfirth:Gus you are avoiding the question.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Look to the skies

The_Kirsi_Tree:But Pocahontas was the daughter of a Chieftain.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:To see the end of all creation!

Guswut:Colfirth, you aren’t liking the answer.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Making her her tribe’s ‘princess’.

Colfirth:No I asked for wexamples./

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:See with your eyes, My army of lies, when no one’s alive…

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:BRING ME 115!

Guswut:Colfirth, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”.

Colfirth:That really happed you cock.

Guswut:That’s a pretty good one that fully details— Really happened?

Gladiator8297:Thats a good movie but incorrect

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Awesome Guitar Solo by me*

Guswut:Colfirth, do you understand what a book is?

Colfirth:YES YOU **** THAT HAPPEND IRL

The_Kirsi_Tree:Wait..

The_Kirsi_Tree:What movie?

Guswut:A book is a collection of words, written by a person.

Colfirth:YOU’RE WRONG

Guswut:Colfirth, the bible is merely a collection of words written by a collection of people.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Elena Siegman……. FTW!

Gladiator8297:We all haveour opinions and myne just so Happens to be Christianity and god

The_Kirsi_Tree:Slashy slashy *pokes Taf*

Colfirth:WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ****ING BIBLE!

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:The Bible says: BRING ME 115!

Colfirth:SUCK MY CLIT

Guswut:Gladiator8297, that’s fine. The sky castle bearded man of ultimate power waits for you.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes. We all have our opinions and yours and your church’s are incorrect :P

Guswut:Colfirth, why are you using all CAPS little one?

Colfirth:BECAUSE I AM SHOWING MY ANGER AT YOUR STUPIDITY!

Guswut:The_Kirsi_Tree, actually, until you can prove otherwise, yours are just as incorrect.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Pokes Col*

The_Kirsi_Tree:I know Gus.

Colfirth:I AM A VIRGIN WITH RAGE

Guswut:Colfirth, your “anger”?

Colfirth:IN MY DICK

The_Kirsi_Tree:That’s why I’ve settled comforably in the “I will believe in a god when he comes and taps me on the shoulder and says “Kirsi, time to go make frogs into beds.” section of this stuff.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Until then. I don’t believe in anything.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Pokes the PC Screen*

Gladiator8297:Your not a virgin if you sucked someone cock dude you have been bragging about that for the past hour

The_Kirsi_Tree:You are.

Guswut:Well, agnosticism is the best choice I’d say.

Colfirth:I LOVE TAKING IT IN THE ASS!!

The_Kirsi_Tree:Virginity is defined by penetration.

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> The ass part makes him not a virgin.

Gladiator8297:is the mouth not penitration?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Thows a Tomahawk in Colifirth’s Face* SHUT UP!

The_Kirsi_Tree:No.

Guswut:Classical virginity is defined as having your hymen torn.

The_Kirsi_Tree:I sucked loads of cock before I realized I hated men and yet I still count as a virgin.

Guswut:As he’s male, he has nothing to tear, and thus, will always be a virgin.

Guswut:…Loads of cocks?

The_Kirsi_Tree:Yes. Because chicken is delicious :3

Guswut:Yeah… That’s a GREAT way to get a good opinion on men.

Gladiator8297:Or in other words DICK IN VAGINA AND BOOM BOOM BOOM ORGASM SUMTIMES 9 MUNTS LATER A BABY POPS OUT

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.>

The_Kirsi_Tree:What the hell.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Throws a Tomahawk at Gus*

The_Kirsi_Tree:You really are seven o.o

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Then at Kirsi*

Gladiator8297:No I am 13

Guswut:Gladiator8297, actually, babies come from Baby Jesus.

Gladiator8297:no

The_Kirsi_Tree:Then your school should have taught you proper sexual education..

Guswut:He waits until you are asleep, then he rips your mother’s insides up with his little sword.

Guswut:And then he leaves a baby inside of her.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Hell, mine taught us that at 10.

Gladiator8297:Babies come from a womans womb

Colfirth:Gus, why you mad?

Guswut:Gladiator8297, they come from Baby Jesus.

Guswut:And his little sword.

Guswut:Also: Donald Duck will be there, too.

The_Kirsi_Tree:*stabs Gus with a little sword*

Guswut:He gets off on watching.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Will Goofy?

Gladiator8297:Wow you guys are really weird

Guswut:Goofy is busy trying to get Pluto recognized.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:*Takes the Sword from Kirsi* NO STAB!

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:OR SLASH!

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> I have no idea what to call you, person.

The_Kirsi_Tree:Since your name is confusing

Colfirth:Gus, seriously you mad?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX :P erson?

The_Kirsi_Tree:I’ll just call you Bobert.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You calling me a Person?

The_Kirsi_Tree:I don’t know what your name is so I have to call you a person! D:

Gladiator8297:NO YOUR A DOG

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NOW YOU’RE CALLING ME BOBERT?

The_Kirsi_Tree:Fine. You’ll be Yoshi.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yay.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:!?

Gladiator8297:Now your a gay dragon

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:NOOOOOO!!!!

My friend is called Dragon.

The_Kirsi_Tree:>.> I don’t think he realizes that gay isn’t an insult to us

Gladiator8297:You said that

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Wait… I cant be gay.

Gladiator8297:it is to him

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Yoshi’s dont have a Gender

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:They are not boy, Or girl.

Gladiator8297:thats right they go both ways

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:So, STFU.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:No.

Gladiator8297:your a gay one

The_Kirsi_Tree:Holy fuсk I have a hat D:

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Holy **** Gladiator is dead.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:wait…

The_Kirsi_Tree:Wooh.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:How did you say ****?

Gladiator8297:****?

Guswut:Bah, stupid server.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:****

Gladiator8297:HOLY ****

LivingInTheFog:Hello.

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:FFF UUU CCCKL

Gladiator8297:SHIT

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:Shit

Gladiator8297:YAY FOR SWEARING

Gladiator8297:SHITTY

LivingInTheFog:I feel so welcome.

Gladiator8297:SHAT

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:How does the Eff Youuu Seee Kayyy work?

Xx3P1CxY0SH1xX:You are welcome

The_Kirsi_Tree:I think Gladiator only likes Christianity because he enjoys being fuсked in the ass by the pastor..

Gladiator8297:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Gladiator8297:no

dao070195:lol

I guess gus WAS mad because he shut up.



Happy New Year

January 1st, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth

Well, we have another year ahead of us. Farewell to this last shitty year, hello to 2011. Stay true, friends.



Wiki down for now

July 10th, 2010 by Buff Drinklots

Stay Tuned, though, as I make vast improvements and make it faster and better than ever before.

BEARGAH



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