[19:42] WilliamD Bracken: hello dethklan member. you are being AR’d also
[19:43] HeloBrasil Resident: I KNEW YOU LOVED US
[19:44] WilliamD Bracken: 23 of your dethklan group have already lost accounts.. keep it up and I’m sure you’ll join them have a nice sl
[19:45] HeloBrasil Resident: OH NO MY PRECIOUS ACCOUNT
[19:45] HeloBrasil Resident: WHATEVER WILL I DO
[19:45] HeloBrasil Resident: (Make a new one <3)
[19:45] WilliamD Bracken: good
[19:45] WilliamD Bracken: make 5 new ones
[19:45] HeloBrasil Resident: <3
[19:46] HeloBrasil Resident: Wanna make out?
[19:46] WilliamD Bracken: lol
[19:46] WilliamD Bracken: you’re muted as of now
[20:14] WilliamD Bracken: you know, jeck, all these places know how to find who is actually doing the griefing..
[20:14] WilliamD Bracken: its very simple, and I’m sure you would know how also
[20:15] WilliamD Bracken: right down to the sim and the coordinates of where you’re at
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[19:43] EWELLINA Resident: убери свои коробки
[19:43] HeloBrasil Resident: FUCK RUSSIA
[19:43] HeloBrasil Resident: DETHKLAN.COM
[19:43] EWELLINA: сука
[19:43] EWELLINA: тварь
[19:43] HeloBrasil Resident: DETHKLAN.COM <3
[19:43] EWELLINA: пидор
[19:43] HeloBrasil Resident: DETHKLAN.COM
[19:44] EWELLINA: U
[19:44] EWELLINA: gey
[19:44] HeloBrasil Resident: DETHKLAN.COM
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[19:43] Mindy Mathy: you sure need a lot of work on how to grief properly — you just set the record for shortest time needed to get caught and ban — boy are you an amature LOLOLOL
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[20:01] rolf134 Resident: Stop Spam
[20:01] rolf134: abus report
[20:02] HeloBrasil Resident: DETHKLAN.COM
[20:02] rolf134: this spam is low
[20:04] HeloBrasil Resident: Dethklan.com is higher
[20:05] rolf134: what?
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[20:04] Arkie Avalon (arkie24): what the stuff are you doing
[20:05] HeloBrasil Resident: Making SL magical.
[20:05] Arkie Avalon (arkie24): ass hole

As WillyD says:
Lose one account,
Make five more.

And with that, SL is spent.

All I wanted to do is talk about his Giant NES.

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[16:48] star Applewhyte: y u leave
[16:48] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: from where?
[16:49] star Applewhyte: where u from
[16:49] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: Pakistan
[16:49] star Applewhyte: ok so y u leave
[16:50] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: noone there
[16:50] star Applewhyte: yes there is
[16:50] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: k
[16:50] star Applewhyte: so y u name ur self 911 terroist
[16:51] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i blow up plane
[16:52] star Applewhyte: y u lieing
[16:53] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i no lie
[16:53] star Applewhyte: yes u are

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[16:51] WilliamD Bracken: I think you will find that your name will disgust nearly all the folks in here. are you making a statement?
[16:52] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: yes about irony of american politics
[16:52] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: also about blowing up plane
[16:52] WilliamD Bracken: are you advocating terror?
[16:53] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i talk about politics
[16:53] WilliamD Bracken: we don’t talk politics in muddy’s
[16:53] WilliamD Bracken: there are plenty of places
[16:53] WilliamD Bracken: and stop the voice gestures please
[16:54] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i no do voice gestures
[16:55] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i blow up plane
[16:57] WilliamD Bracken: go blow up plane elsewhere
[16:57] WilliamD Bracken: you have been reported for making terrorist threats over the computer
[16:57] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i blow up plane harder now
[16:58] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: you want hamburger? you want hotdog? pig american
[17:04] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i now kill mericans because of you

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[17:02] Hans Broadmoor: Fuck off, You’re not funny or smart.
[17:02] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: blow up plane?
[17:03] Hans Broadmoor: Very poor taste.
[17:03] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: want kill ‘mericans?
[17:04] Hans Broadmoor: Eat shit asshole!
[17:04] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i kill mericans
[17:04] Hans Broadmoor: You are a idiot.
[17:04] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: aN idiot
[17:04] Second Life: User not online – message will be stored and delivered later.

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[17:08] Lisan2007 Rhode: can i help u
[17:08] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i here to learn plane
[17:08] Lisan2007 Rhode: we dont have leaning plans here
[17:08] Lisan2007 Rhode: wrong shcool
[17:09] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i learn plane
[17:09] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: fly plane

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[17:09] Aiden Winslet: DO YOU THINK ITS FUNNY TO PRETEND TO BE A TERRORIST?
[17:10] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i blow up plane
[17:10] Aiden Winslet: MY MOTHER WAS KILLED ON MY BIRTHDAY IN THE TWIN TOWER
[17:10] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: good work
[17:10] Aiden Winslet: How dare you.
[17:10] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: your mother was infidel
[17:10] Aiden Winslet: I spit on you and your real life mother.
[17:10] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i blow up plane
[17:11] Aiden Winslet: Go suck your fathers dick
[17:11] 911Terrorist Harumabhad: i laugh at your mothers corpse

25 Minutes of pure bro.

More unreleased footage is coming soon! Keep your eyes open.

We want to open by saying “thank you” for all the times you have supported our endeavors. We absolutely love the article/love letter, and we are flattered to be featured on a super-famous SL Blog personally!

It appears that we’ve made you angry. That’s perhaps understandable, as even we make us angry. But there’s a key difference between us and you: we don’t send death threats and whine on ostensible “newspapers” about how people interrupted our 3D storytime on our porn game. We even got a cute little letter from one of you, threatening to “BURN [our] SKIN OFF WITH A BLOWTORCH AND RAZOR OUT [our] EYEBALLS AND TESTICLES”. To commemorate such a loving gesture, we even made a video containing the unedited threat:

You see, the great and wonderful thing about this here Internet is that all of us can say and do anything we want. You get to pretend you’re thin, attractive, intelligent, and desirable, and we get to refute all four and make fun of you for even trying. Think of us as a representation of normal society — you do something fucking retarded, and we act as normative society making fun of you for being fucking retarded. This is the price you pay for the times in which you get to enjoy yourself without the disapproving gaze of normal people, who would find your bullshit hilarious (if not grounds for institutionalization).

We are honored by your attempt to get us suspended on our webhosting account. For some reason, you think that our webhost — who we pay real money, not toilet-paper imaginary Lindens — is going to turn tail on paying customers because we make fun of fat 50 year olds on the ‘net. This is sadly mistaken. You see, much like the prostitutes we hire to play Call of Duty with us, paid hosts are wonderful people who don’t piss themselves in fear of screaming Second Life players or mothers threatening to call the police over getting mad one night for two hours. Money makes them put up with us. That and coaxing pimps named Slickback to ignore our creepy indiscretions.

We would also like to note that in no way shape or form are we involved with the following but not limited to: raping children, making children into soldiers of war, hating gays, internet lumberjacking, hacking the internet and replacing every instance of the word “they’re” with “their”, beating baby seals and harvesting them for their genes, killing babies in hospitals and harvesting their stem cells, smiling eerily at jazz poem clubs, or staying on SL all day like you seem to do.

Love,
Dethklan.

PS: I believe you should ignore the griefers, they get bored. The less attention, the better. Hint Hint.

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[20:48] Shandon Loring: (Saved Sat Mar 19 23:36:19 2011) that all you got? asshole!!
[20:48] MyParentsAre Absent: lol nope
[20:49] Shandon Loring: oh.. particles.. wow…
[20:49] MyParentsAre Absent: I’m fucking awesome like that
[20:50] Shandon Loring: thank you .. i needed a picture for AR for you and your real alt.
[20:50] Shandon Loring: so.. .what do you want to just go away?
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: Sex.
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: Money
[20:50] MyParentsAre Absent: LOTS of drugs
[20:51] Shandon Loring: and you get that here? from storytellers doing charity work for kids and victims in Japan??
[20:51] MyParentsAre Absent: I secretly hate Japan, it raped my father and murdered my mother.
[20:51] Shandon Loring: and kids? you rape them?
[20:52] MyParentsAre Absent: AND murder them. I don’t discriminate based upon gender.
[20:57] Shandon Loring: and… you’re done??
[20:57] Shandon Loring: thats it?
[20:58] Shandon Loring: 4 words.. thats all you can say?
[20:58] MyParentsAre Absent: And then we ate whale.
[20:59] Shandon Loring: ha haa.. no imagination even.. whatever little boy
[21:00] Shandon Loring: stuck?
[21:00] MyParentsAre Absent: Nope.
[21:00] Shandon Loring: bye
[21:01] MyParentsAre Absent: LOOKS LIKE THAT PLAN WENT POORLY
[21:01] MyParentsAre Absent: I fashioned my penis into a key and picked the lock
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: Reporting you for using cagers against TOS
[21:03] Shandon Loring: sorry, we beat you to it…
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: Oh no!
[21:03] MyParentsAre Absent: not my precious 2second account
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: and IP
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: I will miss my vaguely racist name though
[21:04] MyParentsAre Absent: Fucking niggers hatin’ on my name
[21:05] MyParentsAre Absent: So do you like to fuck 12 year olds like I do?
[21:06] MyParentsAre Absent: I wipe my dick off on their teddy bear <3
[21:10] MyParentsAre Absent: Love me

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[21:11] madmike Burner: why is the sim being spamed
[21:11] MyParentsAre Absent: Because the storytime is shut down
[21:11] MyParentsAre Absent: better leave before the spammers get you
[21:12] madmike Burner: i live here
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: uh oh
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: they might hack your ownership
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: I’d leave and hide
[21:12] MyParentsAre Absent: my friend had his ownership land hacked yesterday
[21:13] madmike Burner: why are u here thin
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: I’m helping the Lindens fix shit
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: so message me if your land gets hacked
[21:13] MyParentsAre Absent: but don’t hang around unless you have to
[21:14] madmike Burner: i fill as i have to thay have helped me
[21:14] MyParentsAre Absent: don’t worry about it. this is a temporary account so no-one loses anything
[21:14] MyParentsAre Absent: you don’t wanna lose a good account
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: if you wanna help though, you could report Shandon Loring
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: he’s the one doing the spamming
[21:15] madmike Burner: know but i know your name is on every thing
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: temp dump account
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: Shandon’s been spoofing
[21:15] MyParentsAre Absent: so we’re connecting eveerything to this account
[21:16] MyParentsAre Absent: and then gonna shut down the sim
[21:16] MyParentsAre Absent: temporarily, of course
[21:16] madmike Burner: ;[