Dethklan — Now, Then and FOREVER!

[19:26] Margaret Fromund: what in the world???
[19:26] Free Police Car whispers: Welcome, Jamison Melody, to the SPD Patrol Car 9!
[19:27] Pixel Ghost: Jamison you are an idiot.
[19:27] Margaret Fromund: Jamison what are you doing
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:27] Margaret Fromund: ????
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:27] Pixel Ghost: He is griefing
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:27] Jamison Melody shouts: NO@
[19:27] Helios Cassavetes: IM FUCKING JACKING OFF
[19:28] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:28] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:28] Margaret Fromund: Jamison are you here for the land class?
[19:28] Margaret Fromund: what is going in local chat
[19:28] Margaret Fromund: please remove the police car
[19:28] Jamison Melody: im here for it
[19:28] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:28] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:29] Jamison Melody: Im a cop
[19:29] Jamison Melody: Im doing my job
[19:29] Margaret Fromund: I think there is some griefing going on
[19:31] Parker Oximoxi: margaret, can you just share the notecards for this class?
[19:31] Margaret Fromund: helios get rid of this crap please!!!!
[19:32] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:32] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:33] Margaret Fromund: I can’t get rid of this
[19:34] Helios Cassavetes: MARGARET
[19:34] Helios Cassavetes: DO YOU WANNA SEX RP
[19:34] Helios Cassavetes: DO YOU WANNA
[19:34] Helios Cassavetes: SEX
[19:34] Helios Cassavetes: RPG
[19:35] Helios Cassavetes: NOW
[19:35] Pixel Ghost: File an abuse report everyone
[19:35] Jamison Melody: OK I WILL
[19:35] Jamison Melody: I wanna learn about lands
[19:35] Jamison Melody: and what they are
[19:35] Pixel Ghost: Jamison you had the car out. Stop this nonsense now.
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: JASON!!
[19:36] Jamison Melody: Im so sorry, I was trying to park it
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: FUCK IT
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: MARGARET
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: WE WILL STOP
[19:36] Helios Cassavetes: IF YOU SEX RP WITH US
[19:36] Pixel Ghost: Helios you are an idiot too.
[19:36] Jamison Melody: Pixel Ghost, that isnt very nice
[19:37] Helios Cassavetes: Now, now, Pixel Ghosrt
[19:37] Helios Cassavetes: I will be writing an abuse report on you
[19:37] Helios Cassavetes: for mean language
[19:38] Pixel Ghost: I just wrote one on you.
[19:38] Helios Cassavetes: you’re making me feel bad
[19:38] Pixel Ghost: You should feel bad.
[19:38] Pixel Ghost: You are rude and inconsiderate.
[19:40] Pixel Ghost: I guess abuse reports do work
[19:41] Pixel Ghost: Jamison if you weren’t part of that I apologize but you put out the car and I filed an abuse report on you also.
[19:41] Jamison Melody:
[19:41] Jamison Melody: Why did you
[19:41] Jamison Melody: Im gonna get banned
[19:41] Jamison Melody: and al my money is gonan be gone
[19:41] Pixel Ghost: No you won’t
[19:41] Jamison Melody: Im so sad
[19:41] Pixel Ghost: The Lindens were here already and saw who was doing what
[19:41] Pixel Ghost: They have better tools for that than I do
[19:42] Jamison Melody: I see
[19:42] Pixel Ghost: I filed repots and sent photos
[19:42] Pixel Ghost: I can’t stand griefers.
[19:42] Jamison Melody: Yeah me too
[19:42] Pixel Ghost: It’s not polite to rez a vehicle during class though
[19:42] Jamison Melody: I am so sorry
[19:43] Pixel Ghost: Please tell the teacher you are sorry, not me
[19:43] Pixel Ghost: She was trying to provide a service for citizens here and was disrespected.
[19:43] Pixel Ghost: Margaret thank you. I will try to find your class next time
[19:44] Margaret Fromund: thank you Pixel
[19:44] Pixel Ghost: You’re welcome
[19:44] Pixel Ghost: Thank you for the handout.
[19:44] Margaret Fromund: I don’t know why people have to act so stupid
[19:45] Pixel Ghost: Because they are children.
[19:45] Pixel Ghost: In adult bodies unfortunately.
[19:45] maria24 Murfin: thank you margaret for the handout
[19:45] Margaret Fromund: well I am sorry about this
[19:45] maria24 Murfin: so sorry this happened to u
[19:45] Margaret Fromund: your welcome Maria. thanks for coming
[19:45] maria24 Murfin: i had never seen a griefing incident before
[19:46] Pixel Ghost: Well, now you have and you know to report it. Do you know how though?
[19:46] Margaret Fromund: I will report Helios
[19:46] Pixel Ghost: Help >> Abuse Report and fill out the blank fields. You can send a photo if you think it will help.
[19:46] maria24 Murfin: ok
[19:47] Margaret Fromund: great!! ty
[19:47] Margaret Fromund: well class is over
[19:47] Jamison Melody: Class is ruined forever
[19:47] Margaret Fromund: I will try again next week

[20:49] Buzz Speedwell: see ya asshole
[20:49] Jamison Melody: Im a cop
[20:49] Jamison Melody: Just doing my job
[20:50] Buzz Speedwell: your a childish little boy go jack off
[20:50] Jamison Melody: No Im a big cop man
[20:50] Buzz Speedwell: muted i will not see anything you type
[20:52] Jamison Melody: I bet you will
[20:52] Jamison Melody: you didnt even mute me!

[20:10] Whisky Runner: hyza get off my doggette
[20:10] Jamison Melody: he likes it
[20:10] Whisky Runner: I am inclined to get mad now
[20:10] Jamison Melody: GET MAD!!!
[20:10] Jamison Melody: This dog likes me
[20:10] Whisky Runner: I am mad now
[20:11] Jamison Melody: This dog aint yelping he loving it I tell you what
[20:11] Whisky Runner: Mister ME this mean person is riding my doggtte
[20:11] Helios Cassavetes: That doggtte looks like it’s liking it
[20:11] Raven Bechir: jamison please get off the dog
[20:11] Jamison Melody: DOGS ARE MEANT TO BE RIDDEN ON LIKE STALLIONS!
[20:11] Helios Cassavetes: IT’S GRINNING
[20:11] Jamison Melody: It’s purring!
[20:12] Whisky Runner: I am going to ride you miss mouthy coot
[20:12] Jamison Melody: Ride me you wonderious fox cougar you
[20:12] Amy34 Baxton: she lost her inderwear
[20:12] Amy34 Baxton: lol
[20:12] Whisky Runner: I am going to beat up like a cougar
[20:12] Jamison Melody: I would love that
[20:12] Raven Bechir: Damn it Whisky
[20:13] Raven Bechir: Jamison get off Whisky’s dog
[20:13] Jamison Melody: oh look it’s cawwing now
[20:13] Helios Cassavetes: JAMISON RIDE THAT DAWG
[20:13] Jamison Melody: I intent to!
[20:13] Whisky Runner: please stop
[20:13] Jamison Melody: Do you play gitar?
[20:13] Whisky Runner: yes I do
[20:13] Whisky Runner: I play her
[20:13] Jamison Melody: can you play some None Mercy?
[20:14] Whisky Runner: please get off my doggette
[20:14] Jamison Melody: Will you play some None Mercy or Huewy Lewis and the News?
[20:14] Whisky Runner: I have no mercy for you
[20:14] Jamison Melody: NONE MERCY^
[20:14] Whisky Runner: please get off and be nice ok
[20:14] Jamison Melody: Play some cannibal corpse
[20:15] Whisky Runner: you are not very nice alright
[20:15] Jamison Melody: you playing some gitar tonight?
[20:15] Whisky Runner: but its ok you ride my dogette
[20:15] Whisky Runner: you know something
[20:15] Jamison Melody: What?
[20:16] Whisky Runner: I am a nice person and I don’t want to fight with you
[20:16] Jamison Melody: Im a webcam
[20:16] Whisky Runner: so if you are inclined to ride my dog sso be it
[20:16] Whisky Runner: I am leaving now
[20:16] Whisky Runner: your kinda a bully
[20:17] Jamison Melody: no im not!
[20:17] Jamison Melody: Im flirting with you
[20:17] Jamison Melody: Hurting = Flirting
[20:17] Jamison Melody: GET BACK HERE
[20:17] Raven Bechir: I am the owner Jamison you shall have a free trip oput

[20:18] Jamison Melody: I couldnt bring the dog?
[20:18] Raven Bechir: don’t came back
[20:18] Jamison Melody‧: what if I do
[20:18] Raven Bechir‧: want to play with the big girls
[20:19] Raven Bechir‧: come on back
[20:19] Jamison Melody‧: I love big girls!
[20:19] Raven Bechir‧: little boys shouldn’t think they are so big
[20:22] Jamison Melody‧: Who says I’m a little boy, I’m a big man, I’ll ride everyone of you. I am #1
[20:23] Raven Bechir‧: dare you
[20:23] Jamison Melody‧: Double dare?
[20:23] Raven Bechir‧: com on back here we can handle you type
[20:23] Jamison Melody‧: Are you sure? I can cream your pants 2 seconds flat.
[20:24] Jamison Melody‧: what type am I

[19:55] Jamison Melody: Are you hiring for DJing by chance?
[19:55] Patti Shelman: u wanna talk to Rome
[19:55] Jamison Melody: sure pass my name to him
[19:55] Patti Shelman: hes in the office over there
[19:56] Jamison Melody: Im so sorry
[19:56] Jamison Melody: whats his name?
[19:56] Jamison Melody: i’ll im him
[19:56] Patti Shelman: ummm, YOU need ot talk.. we dont hire by word of voice… ya.. NO
[19:56] Patti Shelman: u didnt even stay long enogh
[19:56] Jamison Melody: YES I DID
[19:56] Jamison Melody: I was there for years
[19:56] Jamison Melody: what are you talking about!!!
[19:56] Jamison Melody: You are a guber
[19:56] Jamison Melody: I wanna talk to Payne Kane
[19:57] Patti Shelman: oh yes.. ur hired with taht attitude!
[19:57] Jamison Melody: I AM!?
[19:57] Patti Shelman: I sure will pass ur name on now.. to all the clubs out there
[19:57] Jamison Melody: Im gonna chat up Kane
[19:57] Patti Shelman: u chat up whoever u want.. we dont hire rude ppl
[19:57] Jamison Melody: I’m so sorry
[19:57] Patti Shelman: no no, I’ll pass ur name on
[19:57] Jamison Melody: I’l ltalk to him
[19:58] Patti Shelman: Rome already knows.. Im on voice iwh him
[19:58] Patti Shelman: nice job interview first impression
[19:58] Jamison Melody: I am sooo sorry
[19:59] Patti Shelman: u take pics for stuff to play with later?
[19:59] Jamison Melody: LOL WHAT
[19:59] Jamison Melody: I liked his sunglasses
[19:59] Patti Shelman: u took a pic
[19:59] Jamison Melody: I am also a photographer for SL
[19:59] Jamison Melody: I capture the moments
[19:59] Patti Shelman: ummm, ok
[19:59] Patti Shelman: I’ll pass that on too
[19:59] Patti Shelman: no worries
[20:00] Jamison Melody: I am not a child!
[20:00] Patti Shelman: so, dj photographer huh?
[20:00] Jamison Melody: scripter too
[20:00] Jamison Melody: I am not a griefer nor do I believe in griefing
[20:01] Jamison Melody: I am sorry we started off weird and unfair there, I apologize deeply. I got carried away because some greifers destoryed my build earlier
[20:01] Patti Shelman: its ok, I’ll still pass ur name on
[20:01] Jamison Melody: I worked hard and I am just kind of irratatted
[20:01] Jamison Melody: IN a bad sense?
[20:01] Jamison Melody: I am so sorry
[20:01] Patti Shelman: ummm, just my impressions
[20:03] Jamison Melody: hes just sitting there
[20:03] Jamison Melody: is he saying anything?
[20:03] Patti Shelman: ur there.. not me
[20:03] Jamison Melody: you’re talking to him on voice!!
[20:03] Patti Shelman: so
[20:04] Jamison Melody: Is he saying anything??
[20:04] Patti Shelman: ur there.. not me
[20:04] Jamison Melody: IS HE ‘
[20:04] Jamison Melody: wsdrfbjgjk
[20:04] Jamison Melody: on voice
[20:04] Jamison Melody: is he saying anything
[20:04] Patti Shelman: ok, I’m done
[20:04] Jamison Melody: Hello

[20:25] DawnRyder Wycliffe: Hello Bryce, if you need a tux there is one for free at the door
[20:27] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: if you would like to dress for the event, you are welcome back
[20:29] Bryce Tryce‧: I PUT ON A FUCKING TUX
[20:29] Bryce Tryce‧: BUT YOU JUST KICKED ME AGAIN
[20:29] Bryce Tryce‧: NOT COOL
[20:29] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: it is not a bad idea to respond in IM when someone talks to you
[20:30] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: if you would like to enjoy the music here, you are welcome. i di dnot realize you had dressed. as my screens are full.
[20:30] Bryce Tryce‧: I HAVE A WHITE TUX ON NOW
[20:30] Bryce Tryce‧: IT’S HELLA TIGHT
[20:30] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: what is hella tight ?
[20:31] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: sorry did not understand
[20:31] Bryce Tryce‧: MY TUX
[20:32] Bryce Tryce‧: CAN I COME BACK NOW? I’M BALLIN A SHIT IN THIS TUX
[20:32] Bryce Tryce‧: TOP OF THE LINE
[20:32] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: if you would like to be pleasant in open chat, we would love to have you back
[20:32] Bryce Tryce‧: OKAY IMMA BE MAD PLEASANT AND USE MY ETTICAT AND SHIT
[20:33] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: we will give it a try, then
[20:34] Bryce Tryce‧: I’M BANNED
[20:34] Bryce Tryce‧:
[20:34] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: moment please
[20:34] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: on the way
[20:36] Bryce Tryce‧: I JUST WANNA GET MY DANCE ON
[20:37] Bryce Tryce‧: THANK YOU SO MUCH
[20:37] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: yw

Then the Sheriff arrives at Ground Zero, excited as all hell when:

[20:37] Zepher Zerbino: hi Bryce ,welcome to the Starlight Room
[20:38] Bryce Tryce: YO BITCHES THE SHERIFF’S IN THE HOUSE, WHO HERE WANTS TO GET A NUT BUSTED UP IN THEIR FACE? OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND GET READY (YOU MIGHT WANNA WEAR SOME GOGGLES)
[20:39] Bryce Tryce: HIT ME UP ON IM I’M READY FOR WHATEVER

[20:39] DawnRyder Wycliffe‧: that is not acceptable
[20:39] Bryce Tryce‧: WHAT IF SOME BITCH WANTS A BIG LOAD IN THEIR ASS, THEY AIN’T GONNA FIND IT IF NO ONE’S OFFERING
[20:40] Bryce Tryce‧: DAMN GIRL YOU SEXUALLY REPRESSED AS HELL, MY GRANDMA KNEW HOW TO PARTY HARDER THAN YOU
[20:41] Bryce Tryce‧: FUCK
[20:42] Bryce Tryce‧: can i interest you in some free high quality MP3s at rhapsodydotcom, while i have your attention?