You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Are you going to say hi?
You: I’m very shy, I wait for others to initiate conversations
Stranger: god your mother should’ve had that abortion
You: She did a few years after I was born
Stranger: No I mean she should’ve had it before you were born
Stranger: save the world the trouble of trying to kill you
You: I don’t know what you’re getting at here, we wouldn’t be talking then
You: How would that work
Stranger: no one wants to talk to you
You: Well…you do, don’t you? You’re doing it right now.
Stranger: I don’t want to
Stranger: but I don’t have a choice
You: You’re not very good at this whole trolling thing
Stranger: you’re not very good at this whole understanding thing
Stranger: if I was trolling you’d know it
You: That would make you a bad troll though.
You: Take your time
Stranger: it would make me a very successful troll because the only way you’d know I was trolling was when I had you crying in your dark room ready to slit your wrists
Stranger: Now shall I attempt to make this happen?
You: I’d be pretty impressed if you did that
Stranger: I’m sure it wouldn’t take much
You: Especially over Omegle
You: Where I could just disconnect at any time
Stranger: if you’re “shy” like you say you are you obviously have low self esteem in which case I could easily attack you and crush you
You: Oh, I guess so. Try it I want to see how it goes.
Stranger: well then that would just make me a completely heartless person, but even now I can tell that you’re losing more self esteem with every word because my intellect just makes you feel that much more insignificant
You: You’re terrible at this
Stranger: Actually, that’s where you’re wrong, I’m very good at reading people
Stranger: even just by text
Your conversational partner has disconnected.