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Scam Fortress 2 3: Nakmaru’s Revenge

Baron Wandsworth — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:50:13 +0000

Nakmaru: unusual vivid plasma gatsby for the witcher 2???
Kitten Mittens: like a trade?
Nakmaru: yes
Kitten Mittens: sure, how do you want to do it?
Nakmaru: game first
Nakmaru: hat second
Kitten Mittens: hmm’
Kitten Mittens: hang on
Nakmaru: ok
Nakmaru: hello?
Kitten Mittens: sorry
Kitten Mittens: I had to make lunch
Kitten Mittens: well I don’t know if I want to risk 45 bucks for a hat
Kitten Mittens: why do you need the game first
Nakmaru: cause i dont want to risk a unusual hat
Kitten Mittens: 45 dollars is worth more than a hat
Nakmaru: not a unusual hat
Nakmaru: its worth 50+
Kitten Mittens: well
Kitten Mittens: do you have anything smaller that you could give before so I know that you’re honest?
Kitten Mittens: I’m just saying it’s a big risk
Kitten Mittens: on my part
Nakmaru: no i don’t
Kitten Mittens: I have an idea
Kitten Mittens: you don’t have to risk your hat, but you could buy me crysis 2 and I’d buy you the witchher
Kitten Mittens: I really want crysis 2
Nakmaru: thats would be the same
Nakmaru: you would need to gift me game first
Nakmaru: then id gift you crysis 2
Kitten Mittens: why in that order?
Nakmaru: cause i want to
Kitten Mittens: but what if you take the witcher and run
Kitten Mittens: you keep saying “me first”, it makes it sound like you’re gonna scam me
Nakmaru: lol no
Nakmaru: thats a risk you need to take if you want the unusual or crysis 2
Kitten Mittens: well I’m just saying, I bet you’ve asked other people for the witcher
Kitten Mittens: and I bet they all said no because they were afraid you’d scam them
Nakmaru: i have 100+ games cause i give ppl what they eant
Nakmaru: yes or no?
Kitten Mittens: if you have so many games why can’t you buy the witcher 2 yourself
Nakmaru: cause i never paid for a game
Kitten Mittens: well unless you have something to give first no one will trade with you
Nakmaru: funny
Nakmaru: how all my 100+ games were earned like this
Kitten Mittens: I don’t believe that for a second
Nakmaru: you know what you are?
Kitten Mittens: smart?
Nakmaru: no
Nakmaru: you are a stupid asshole that stole from me like 13 hats, but i dont hate you cause someone who plays second life is someone who cant have a normal and social life
Nakmaru: peace out
Nakmaru: grats from stoling me 13 pixels
Nakmaru: good for you
Kitten Mittens: wait if you knew I scammed you why would you bother asking me again?
Nakmaru: trol your ass off
Nakmaru: did you feel good when you scammed me?
Kitten Mittens: better the second time
Nakmaru: do you see your stupidity???
Nakmaru: you felt good cause you stolen some pixels
Kitten Mittens: I see your stupidity for getting scammed twice in a week
Nakmaru: dude
Nakmaru: do you think i cared for the hats???
Kitten Mittens: enough to play TF2 long enough to get them all
Nakmaru: do you think i felt bad for it?
Nakmaru: ahah
Kitten Mittens: no, but I bet you felt pretty dumb getting scammed twice
Nakmaru: funny how ignorant you are
Nakmaru: taking that risk was nothing for me
Nakmaru: so i didnt felt dumb at all
Kitten Mittens: see now what I don’t understand is why if that risk was nothing why you wouldn’t make it again
Kitten Mittens: you seem to be pretty cautious now
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: what part of trolling your ass of you didnt understand?
Kitten Mittens: do you think I’m “trolling” right now?
Kitten Mittens: because I’m not, and I don’t “troll”
Nakmaru: lol you cant be more stupid than this
Nakmaru: ofc you dont troll
Nakmaru: i am trolling you
Kitten Mittens: ok?
Nakmaru: cause i lmao when i saw your post on your blog
Kitten Mittens: did you google yourself?
Nakmaru: felling all mighty cause he stole from me some pixels
Nakmaru: nope
Kitten Mittens: did you google me?
Nakmaru: you have a link on your profile
Kitten Mittens: oh, hey
Kitten Mittens: I do
Nakmaru: just one last thing
Nakmaru: grow up
Nakmaru: be a man
Nakmaru: and think straight
Kitten Mittens: we’re not done here
Nakmaru: yes we are
Nakmaru: cya kid
Kitten Mittens: I have so many questions for you oh wise sage
Nakmaru: have fun steeling some pixels
Kitten Mittens: I will
Nakmaru: lol was that a try of trolling?
Nakmaru: fail
Nakmaru: xD
Kitten Mittens: was what trolling
Kitten Mittens: the “I will” bit?
Nakmaru: is that how original you are?
Nakmaru: nice
Kitten Mittens: it’s not, it’s fun to take advantage of naive people
Nakmaru: almost copy pasting troll sentences
Nakmaru: nice
Nakmaru: cool for you
Kitten Mittens: what troll sentences?
Kitten Mittens: what are you talking about?
Nakmaru: if you think that steeling pixels is taking advantage of naive ppl you have serious mental problems
Kitten Mittens: if you think it’s not, then you’re stupid
Nakmaru: dude, its a game
Nakmaru: its pixels
Kitten Mittens: YOU’RE BEGGING FOR GAMES
Nakmaru: im begging?
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: i do not beg
Kitten Mittens: you begged me and other people
Nakmaru: begged?
Kitten Mittens: yes
Nakmaru: dude as i said before
Nakmaru: i have more than 100 games
Nakmaru: get it?
Kitten Mittens: that you allegedly got from begging
Nakmaru: do i need to draw that for you
Kitten Mittens: is having over 100 games a status symbol for you?
Kitten Mittens: my status symbols are wealth and friends in real life
Nakmaru: no its just an argument and a proof to destroy your previous statment
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: friends in real life
Nakmaru: sorry
Kitten Mittens: show me where you destroyed my previous statement
Kitten Mittens: I’m too stupid to see
Nakmaru: second life is what you wanted to say
Nakmaru: dude you play second life
Kitten Mittens: maybe you didn’t look at dethklan.com too hard
Kitten Mittens: we grief people on second life
Nakmaru: you cant be dumber
Nakmaru: ofc
Kitten Mittens: you should watch our youtube videos of us doing it
Nakmaru: you have fun on second life
Kitten Mittens: I’m hardware banned from second life
Nakmaru: at least there you talk to “people”
Nakmaru: its exactly what you think when you play it
Kitten Mittens: well if you mean I talk to people you mean to my friends on skype while I play, than yes
Kitten Mittens: I do talk to people while playing
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: are you trying to proove something?
Nakmaru: i didnt ask your explanations
Kitten Mittens: well yeah, I mean when you make accusations, I’m going to show you how wrong you are
Nakmaru: you are explaining yourself
Kitten Mittens: do you expect to insult me and just have me sit and take it?
Nakmaru: no i make accusations you take them personally and explain yourself
Nakmaru: open your eyes
Nakmaru: grow up
Nakmaru: and be a man
Kitten Mittens: you’re making accusations, of course I’ll take them personally
Kitten Mittens: plus, I’m probably older than you
Kitten Mittens: HOLY JESUS YOU HAVE 2891 HOURS LOGGED ON TEAM FORTRESS 2?!
Nakmaru: owned
Kitten Mittens: that’s 120 days dude
Kitten Mittens: that’s way too much time for anyone to spend on any video game
Kitten Mittens: it also seems to be the only game you play at all
Nakmaru: owned again
Kitten Mittens: you keep saying owned but without a subject to the sentence
Kitten Mittens: so I don’t know who has owned
Nakmaru: asshole
Nakmaru: owned again
Kitten Mittens: you did it again
Nakmaru: you are such an easy person to troll
Kitten Mittens: I see…
Kitten Mittens: so you do get enjoyment out of “trolling” other people on the internet?
Nakmaru: no
Nakmaru: just you
Kitten Mittens: well don’t I feel special now
Nakmaru: you already did
Nakmaru: when you behaved like a ninja and stole my “precious” hats
Nakmaru: that was awesome for you
Kitten Mittens: yeah it was pretty cool
Nakmaru: you felt on top of the world
Kitten Mittens: yes sir
Nakmaru: kids these days…
Kitten Mittens: so how old did you say you ere?
Nakmaru: don’t think about whats important
Kitten Mittens: you’ve spent 3000 hours playing team fortress
Kitten Mittens: tell me, what’s important to you
Nakmaru: beeing idle in tf2 and go out
Nakmaru: thats cool and imporatnt
Kitten Mittens: I see
Nakmaru: you are familiar with idling in tf2?
Kitten Mittens: well I don’t do it because I’m not a faggot
Kitten Mittens: but yes
Kitten Mittens: I am
Nakmaru: are you talking about your sexuality over the internets?
Nakmaru: you rly have mental problems
Kitten Mittens: someone said faggot on the internet? they must be a sociopath
Nakmaru: no, im just saying that for you to start with your sexuality…
Nakmaru: i think you rly need to talk about it
Kitten Mittens: you’re really looking for any excuse to call me stupid or insane, aren’t you
Nakmaru: nope
Nakmaru: you just called yourself faggot
Nakmaru: thats all
Kitten Mittens: when did I do that, exactly
Nakmaru: search for it
Kitten Mittens: Kitten Mittens: well I don’t do it because I’m not a faggot
Nakmaru: Kitten Mittens: i’m a faggot
Nakmaru: wrong
Kitten Mittens: now, where exactly does it say that
Kitten Mittens: because it’s not anywhere in my chat log
Nakmaru: thats your problem
Kitten Mittens: what is, I don’t go along with your fantasies?
Nakmaru: why is that when ppl feel humiliated, like you, start trying to troll the way the other person does
Nakmaru: the problem is they fail
Nakmaru: too easy to see
Kitten Mittens: I really don’t know where you’re coming from
Kitten Mittens: honestly if anything I’d say you’re the humiliated one
Nakmaru: good for you
Nakmaru: cya
Nakmaru: nice
Kitten Mittens: because as you can see on dethklan.com I have a long history of griefing
Nakmaru: keep typing
Kitten Mittens: wait until this one goes up on dethklan
Nakmaru: nice
Nakmaru: you are the best
Kitten Mittens: I know
Nakmaru: the best kid
Nakmaru: bye bye
Kitten Mittens: well I mean I’m not a kid, so
Nakmaru: you are boring
Nakmaru: ohhhh
Kitten Mittens: oh?
Kitten Mittens: you got me, I guess
Nakmaru is now Offline.

Internet Mutiny: 40 pizza rolls in under 5 minutes

Buff Drinklots — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:31:18 +0000

What a champ.

Internet Mutiny: Super Bummerman 2

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:43:42 +0000

Hilarious.

Internet Mutiny: New Video Round-Up!

Buff Drinklots — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:15:50 +0000

Here is Internet Mutiny, a collection of funny internet videos you won’t see on myspace. Funny videos on myspace are old or unfunny… Whatever.

We should start with a song… Sung by our favorite A.B.A.P. balla ass person!

Chad Warden sings for you! Pretty good. Christmas is around the corner! Chad Warden presents: ABAP Christmas Songs. If you load it up on a PS3, it has a special patch code that changes all instances of PS3 to PSTriple! Hell Yeah! Rad!

Why must I cry, yeah I know it’s an old one but it hasn’t been posted on Dethklan yet much like other videos. This one doesnt make any sense. He is seen in a shower, in a room with him waving a bb gun around, a car, in the woods. I am not sure.

Apparently, it’s about his son that killed someone then himself or something, I’ll investigate later.

A Girl who is moderately pretty, shaves her eyebrows and looks down right fucking weird. Good Job. Now she’s a fucking alien. In her next video, she has the drawn on eyebrows. I ask, why do girls do this?! Eyebrows are all great unless it’s fucking huge or unibrow. Yet, faking it makes it look worse. Oh well.

Peni-Copter, this is seriously the funniest video in a while. Props to the man who pulled this off!

Internet Mutiny: Gay Ghosts

Buff Drinklots — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:26:22 +0000

GAY GHOST NIGGA

Internet Mutiny: Best and Worst Bands

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:38:14 +0000

THE WORST: BLACKOUT BAND

As Seen before in the last Internet Mutiny, this peice of shit VIDEO GAMES is coming back because we officially found the best and worst bands ever. BUT! LET’S ADD MORE TO THIS SHITSTORM!

BEHOLD!!!!

THE COVER OF BLITZKRIEG BOP BY THE BLACKOUT BAND. I APOLOGIZE TO ANY RAMONES FAN WHO CLICKED THIS WITHOUT READING THIS. BLITZKREIG BOP, HEy HO *high Pitch*

THE BEST BAND: I DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE NAME IS BUT THIS IS AWESOME.

Part 2:

I love this band, they are better than BlackOut Band. I love how they mix the death screaming with Trombone and other practices. This is Experimental Genre at it’s best folks. If you skip to 3:00 on the first video you get to see this Trombone in action!

This is perfection at it’s best folks. I would buy 30 copies of thier cds and attend their concerts.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS: The other Blackout Band?
(embedding disabled.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Iw_oUOnLQ
Yeah, I was browsing for more youtube videos of the blackout band when I found that one. I thought it was them for a second before I heard an actual guitar playing well instead of a bassline of 5555566666. Is it them? I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Oh well.

Internet Mutiny: Oh god, WHY!?

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:53:43 +0000

Hello there, this is the other member of Internet Mutiny, sorry about the lack of updates on Dethklan but we are all busy with general bullshit. We are raiding Second Life, so we are getting stoked for new raids as the summer rolls in.

Ron Paul 2008 Tribute that captures you in a world of Ron Paul, Babbys, 08, Bruce Willis and Fair Tax.

This one is easy to spot. I need not to talk anymore. I wonder why he didn’t add Donuts to the ingredients to making a Death Note. Ok, screw fat jokes.

This one’s been around forever but… FUCK. This song sucks so bad in many ways. I’ll list a few.

1. The Shit-ass Singing, the notes are not constant. Drop balls and learn singing.
2. The Bass Guitar is louder than the actual guitar…. AND THE FUCKING SONG. The only thing louder is the voice, which is bad.
3. The whole bass tab is: 33333355555553333355555666666662222, I bet
4. Except the part when the Guitar plays louder, is there even a guitar?!
5. Shit ass sound effects from 101freesoundwavs.com
and last, 6. JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAEMS

Fuck it.

Last and not least:

“Tribute to love:” Lowtax and Fragmaster of Something Awful fame.

God dammit, why? Fuck.

Screw it.

Internet Mutiny: YouTube Treasures

DavidRyder — Sun, 18 May 2008 23:21:54 +0000

Gay pokemon Nosepass-Propobass

The first in what is destined to be an informative and enlightening series of youtube videos.

Duel canvas painting, OC, SPANGBAB

The making of a masterpiece.

CAD Tribute 2

If you weren’t aware, popular webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete has an animated series that’s several times worse than most of the lowest rated animations on NewGrounds. Here’s a YouTube Poop for it.

Undimmed by Anime Tears

I’m going to end this post with something a bit more serious than the last few videos. Be warned, this is a very upsetting video. I’m man enough to admit that I shed a tear right along with Goku and the others. However, it’s comforting to know that our favorite characters were right there with us on that day. Never Forget.

Internet Mutiny: Asshole Psychics: Subway

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:31:13 +0000

Best video ever, Thanks Somethingawful

Internet Mutiny: Dethklan makes a dozen of satire Let’s Play videos; More to come?

Buff Drinklots — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:51:02 +0000

If you are confused on what I meant, I mean we intentionally made 12-13 bad what is called “Let’s Play” videos. Let’s play is where the OP is playing a game and talking at the same time, it’s a dumb idea so we made videos!!! Starring BagOfGlass and Buff.
WE HOPE YOU LIEK THEM !! WE R GOD AT VIDEO GAMES!

More at: http://www.youtube.com/user/ShantyKifer