We would target people, bases, contraptions and anything flammable. So we geared up and went onto battlefield gm_construct.

First we started with Duplications of 3-5 barrels all welded together to spawn and spam 5 barrels each click. Once we hit the prop limit, we let the bullets go flying onto the barrels to make them start a chain reaction and they all explode all around.

First server, I keptsaying WAR IS HELL as I am sailing through with noclip and I place barrels everywhere. Count that with BagOfGlass’ and Ross’ and you got 3x 5 barrels per 0.25 seconds. That’s about 60 barrels being thrown around per second. Heavy lag and many peopel were gathering around the barrels to witness it being exploded.

BagofGlass kept being killed by his own Barrels and still pulled out like a trooper. Ross was noclipping throwing barrels around and so was I.

This all happened until a guy named J-A-C-K had his 357 handy and fought back by shooting us dead. He camped in one of the corners of the map and I hid and waited until he was occupied so I could sneak-spawn some barrels his way.

I looked up and he was reloading. I yelled on mic CHHHHHHHHHHARGE and ran down rapid-shooting my barrels down to where he was. He finished reloading to look up and seeing a brave trooper and the metal being stacked on his base for ultimate destruction. He saw my character bouncing around and shot to kill me. Yet, it was too late and one of the barrels were on fire.

Any person defending his base would bail out when the going gets tough, like now. No J-A-C-K went down with his base and blew to Smithereens. What a fucking trooper.

Now, this went on for at least 5 minutes. BagofGlass disconnected for reasons unknown, Ross made a cannon that shot explosives dead on and I was still charging like a trooper. Everything was fine until someone stepped in… the admin. He was pretty much blind of what was happening in the corner because he ragdolled Ross for “shooting” that took place ages ago.

I thought to myself “lol what” and picked up my dear old friend and ran into the white room screaming “I GOT YOU MAN, WE WILL MAKE IT!” The admin didn’t follow us. He soon got unragdolled. J-A-C-K asked for a minute to make his base so I agreed…

We waited and planned a bit until time was nearly up. I counted down from 3. Whent he minute was finally up, “GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!” and we rushed J-A-C-K’s fort once more. He put up a dumb roof and I still got through. Ross was manning his cannon until we got banned for 5 minutes.

What a battle, we won it but NOT THE WAR!

Later we went into Server #2. There was already something happening, apparently some guy trapped some guy’s boat in a dumpster and he was butthurt. Ross and I hid and waited for the right time to strike. The guy’s dumpster disappeared but he respawned it and trapped it again. The guy bitched so much that the guy he wanted out timed out because his internet was like “fuck it” and quit.

That’s when we struck. We shot into noclip mode and went to where this dumb boat was and spawned shitloads of barrels around. We shot them and ran away real fast. Barrels blew up and whoever owned the boat got in it spotted us and shot his gay turrey at us.

We were under heavy fire and hid until the firing stopped. Once it did we noclipped again and aimed at the boat to blow it up. The guy got pissed and left, his boat disappeared and there was one guy left. That fight was over until we needed to blow more shit up.

The guy was planning Dumpsters to throw upon us so we’d be trapped. His plan fails because we have noclip. Yet, we fought against him. He used his dumpsters as shields and also a way to push us and the barrels. We got him about 3 times until he got pissed and left. But before he left, someone else joined but was aware of us.

When he left, the guy still on already build a base and hid underwater. Our only weakness to the barrels… water. So we waited until he came back from the depths of the water to rush and explode him. He ran back into the water to hide.

The guy who left came back. We got our barrels ready and we threw at him rushed at him until………….

My computer crashed.

Well, damn, till next time folks.

Mickey finally got his own GMod10 so we can go around in servers with more people and such. So we decided to test our skills and abilities on servers with freespace_06-v2-1 maps on them. We decided to go to a server called “Big_M’s Dedicated Server”, knowing full well that an admin isn’t around to watch us and start banning. So we made a few plans, for instance, making a garbage bin loading it with prop spawners that spawn explosive barrels frozen and then repeatedly pressing spawn to make them all cluter up and explode, leaving a mess.

Another one was to make a cargo container welded to a wall. You would put turrets inside of the cargo container, then, they would aim at a wall, pressing shoot would create particle spam and lag anyone in the Field of View. This would then cause not only any witnesses to lag, but to get away pretty fast in a tight situation. We had done this both of us running at 2 FPS but no crash. It was fun until…

Yet, we were interrupted by a pubescent voice that everyone hates who is owned by our good buddy, MICK! He was saying on mic “HAY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY BAYYYSEE. We looked around and found out where his base was

I got through the entrance of the base when he opened up the door and I hid in a corner as well as a prop in front of me. He looked around but didn’t find me, so I spawned a flat edged object and spawned 6 lag-spiking turrets and an invisible exploding barrel spawner. I flew off with noclip and started pressing both buttons and then suddenly LAGGGGGGGGGG. Helios had placed a few prop spawners in there as well, so it was double the lag and power and less time.

So we were doing it all we could hear him crying about LAG, SPAM, IT WAS YOUUU, OMG, WTF and any other bullcrap he could spew out. He kept trying to say crap but the lag pushed his message about 30 seconds later. Then some innocent came and saw what the hell was happening and started saying MICK, STOP SPAMMING., we laughed and joined in saying crap like MICK, GET OUT YOU ARE SPAMMING, VOTE KICK.

So we get the whole server turn against Mick and he kept trying to say Shoot the barrels and see the owner, it was YOU Emigara!!. Yet, no one believed him, so he kept trying to get us in trouble when Mickey came in.

Mickey came in claiming to be the Admin and started saying crap like What the, did you do to my server?!. Mick replied on mic, “WTF IT WASNT MEEE~.” Mickey in-game shook his head in disgust and blurted out “Then who was it?,” Mick Go check the barrels they have the owners name, Mickey then said OK and ran away from the scene as far as he could then said MICK IT WAS YOU, YOU LIAR. Mick started crying on mic and started saying NOOO, IT WAS EMIGARA.

By this time, we decided just to talk to him and undone everything. After everything was gone, Mickey then said “Why did you throw away your barrels I already know it was you.” Poor old Mick defended himself to the end. We kept saying “VOTE KICK MICK, MICK GET OUT, MICK STOP SPAMMING” It was all said and done until…

Well, He just basically said “Fuck it” and left, we celebrated our victory by spamming his abandoned base with barrels and leaving. I recorded a demo but my computer crashed and all that survived was the images.

We join this server called Dave’s Server and there’s one thing about, Dave’s no where to be seen. So we join to get some lulz. This server is packing a mod where you cannot make a launcher or a laser without reputation points. Which you need to stay in the game. So instead, we used 2 turrets. I used my trusty old CamoMingerKiller Mach 3. Mickey used a barrel and attached was 2 turrets Mach 4. There was a few people on and they had made a obstacle course. Yet, the author took it down because he got all mad for no reason like daxflame. I shot at him and he left and rob went FUCKING INSANE.

I got prompted with this colorful message

KICK KIRA

So me and Mickey sat there and read that message and basically said, let’s fuck with him.

I scoped him out with my machine and shot at him again. This time he went worse than we predicted, he started saying I WILL SPAM THE SERVER IF YOU DONT. We caught in the midst of PMS and he had counted down the Server’s fate one by one the seconds went by. I kept a close eye on him. It was 0 and then suddenly trucks. After it was all said and done, his idea of spamming was spawning 7 trucks and leaving it there. It was rather boring, No thrusters, no weight editing, nothing.

All of his “spam” was able to fit in this tiny image. Noticing that there are no admins on, we started to panic. I found out where he was hiding and he died from my bullets. He promptly replied to it yelling kira stop, you are being a fa, you bitch, GO SUCK A COCK YOU FUCKIN HORE There was many grammer issues and spelling mistakes where as, the first time around reading it went like Kira, Stop, Please, You are being a fat, you bitch! Go suck a cock you fucking horse.

I simply replied with No, you are being the idiot spamming after you got mad over getting shot Of course, I was using complete sentences and thoughts. He replied with YOUR SPAM SHOOTING ME, FUCK YOU, WHORE YOU SLUT FUCKER

I shot him again. stop, omg but this time he was fed up with the shootings and started yelling at himself STOP, YOU FUCKEN WHORE GO SUCK A DICK KIRA ILL FUCKEN KILL YOU and he did his last meltdown and left.

This raid is so memorial here at Dethklan, Mickey and I made a poem that mimics Fate/Stay Night’s Unlmited Blade Works:

I am the bone of my spam.
Spawning is my body, and rage is in my blood.
I’ve created over 7 trucks.
Unaware of packet loss.
Nor aware of spam
With stood pain to create trucks.
Waiting for one’s lag
I have no success. This is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited rage works”

Here’s the Screenshot of all his yelling:

It’s a regular complaint, someone is grieving a server and someone goes to the forum and complains. Yet, what people do not know is that he makes the situation 10 times as worse than it should be and chances are, I can still get into the server with no problem. Let’s take a look:

ALSO NOTE: His Images never showed up, I checked the URLs, it’s a 404.

This guy is a new person in the server just trying to annoy people in the server for fun, reason why I’m reporting is that he takes recourses but surfing under the map, and takes them, then kills himself. Pictures of proof in order and in time.

At first, it’s all calm, I’m a new person that takes resources and people get angry, all just for the lulz. There is a mistake in the paragraph that makes the situation confusing, even to me. he takes recourses but surfing under the map, and takes them, then kills himself. I am no grammar nazi, nor will I spend the Article correcting mistakes like a teacher, but, I do not really know what he is actually trying to say here. I take the resources, Prop Surf in the air under the island? ….I’ll just leave it there.

Here are the supplies he took while under ground, and took all of them, then dropped them, then took some more, then dropped. If supplies are under ground, we cannot pick them up so they will be stuck there.

Assuming there’s an image of resources underwater. I really did not know in later versions of GMOD Stranded that underwater resources cannot be taken. Thanks for tell me. Also, I took them underwater to hide but I guess he’s too smart for me.

This was my house; I had to put the melons and rocks some where because he kept coming out of the ground, and kept taking the melons then killing himself.

I thought he gave up trying to save stuff and placed those lovely melons for me to take. It’s redundant, Melons to block my path? Anyone trying to grief would eat the melons and pop out from the water saying SURPRISE ASSHOLE! and die. Also, he notes it WAS his house. He never explains how it became a WAS, probably destroyed it himself and to blame me for extra points.

Deaths of Andy killing himself, P.S. this guy was new so he could only hold bout 25 items. Great, now I had to fence my bottom of the house because the guy name N broke in it.

I was New, what a brilliant observer, he figured out I can only hold 25 things at once by watching. I wish him well for new jobs that require observing like Birdwatching. NOW, he finally figures, “Well, he is taking my melons, I might BUILD A FENCE ON THE BOTTOM TO FIX THAT!”, he does it, yet that is not the end of Andy Dickens!

He robbed my melons; my health is low because I got the sleep glitch. This was my last picture, 2 seconds before this, he was under ground looking for a way in or a crack in then he pop out on land and ran away.

I somehow managed to rob his melons, die and come back even when the fence is up. I believe his plans were foiled with a huge gap in between his side fences.

I was looking for a way to pop out to run away? This does not sound like me, honestly, I’d pick any old spot for pop out and run away.

This guy is the worst of all and he stole just about everyone’s stuff then killing himself. This was 20 minutes after the mingebag Jim left the game.

I gotten an Award, for being a serious and worst mingebag ever from Lieutenant Firebolt. I will be sure to hang that up in my trophy room. Next to my Rob Rushing award I got with Mickey by fucking up 5 consecutive robbings all in a row.

Anyway, I will continue with more tales from the deep dark parts of the Game Servers sometime later.

Soon enough, I was continuously firing the cannons off that one of deadly heavy explosives landed in their mess of errors and it lit fire. That’s when after someone said “That was a bad idea” that the whole server was after me.

They set up lazers at spawn chased me with their toolguns and I kept harassing them. I went into the skybox and spawned a gman, inflated his face, blew up more shit and flew around while being rushed. The main part of the raid was the people on mic were ether, 12 years old, those 16-18 year olds that like to call all mingebags nerds or 30 year olds.

The notable people in this raid are Snoopy, Prop Hobo and that kid dunno his name right now. Snoopy thought he was the leader and shooting off orders to Hobo, making the Hobo frustrated and does late reactions to his commands. The Kid was making comments on everything but never attacked me.

They were fighting me with lazers. There was only one smart one who used wiremod to attack me, by accident. I was stuck in spawn until I spawned a bunch of fences to block the lazers.

Example Given. Not what exactly happened but close.

So, After minutes of the voice, I just left. The Demo, Quotes and Video included has the part of the “war” when the lulz started creeping up.

Quotes:
Snoopy: “Hobo? Hobo! Come Here! Hobo, Shoot your Volume Light Gun at Me, Hobo! It makes volume, so use it.”

Snoopy: C’Mon Hobo

Snoopy: Turn on your lazer! Hobo, Turn them on, Hoooooboooo, TURN THEM ON, Hobo….. Nevermind, He got away. God dammit, Man. Pay attention!

Mr. Pimp: [For no reason] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH– Ow. That Hurt.

Snoopy: That was a dumb place to hide, Stupid!

Snoopy: We are freaking trying to catch somebody, when SOMEONE didn’t have their lazers on.

Snoopy: I don’t even car anymore, he’s not doing anything.

Snoopy: [After giving up, I say YOU QUIT = I WIN] YOU KNOW WHAT! Screw you! I don’t quit, You don’t win, keep the Lazers on.

Snoopy: FREAKING TURN OFF THE LAZERS AGAIN.

Snoopy: [figured out that curious cat got killed and I needed to respawn] I don’t care! They are staying on! OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOT THE WINNER HO HO HO! Looks like a Loser to me!

Snoopy: [After I pwn the lazers with fences] Knock them Down!

Snoopy: [I get away again] oh my god… Can’t fucking get him.

Hobo: “I bet hes jacking off at a gay website right now”