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Kongregate Kraziness: I have muscular dystrophy.March 16th, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth
By the way, I’m TheMoose, not DarkBaron. DarkBaron: Twas talking with the new roommate, and she said “Yeah my boyfri— ugh, friends” then started stumbling. TheMoose: You know that twas stands for it was, right? DarkBaron: Actually it’s a diminutive of “it was” you ****ing cock ****. DarkBaron: The third person aspect became lost over time and now is used in narrative liners. DarkBaron: In short, you’re a pompous poppycock. MrEntity: you know what poppycock means, right? DarkBaron: What do I care? It sounds like poopy cock, which works rather swell in my eyes. TheMoose: [twuhz, twoz; unstressed twuhz] Contraction of it was. MrEntity: a bit late on that one, cock-prefecture DarkBaron: That’s if you ignore colloquials. You know, like how if I call you lame faggit, I don’t mean a cigarette unable to walk. TheMoose: I also don’ think that a narrative liner is a thing. DarkBaron: Once again, short of a narrative which is a one liner. MrEntity: just tell him you were that “it” was the subject talking to your girlfriend DarkBaron: In short: suck my dick you undereducated red assed baboon. TheMoose: You also spelt “****” wrong. Spaghedeity: Hey Greed DarkBaron: I spelled what wrong? Spaghedeity: You spelt what wrong? DarkBaron: Don’t know. Spaghedeity: Who misspellts what Spaghedeity: Honestly DarkBaron: He just gave a bunch of asterisks. Not sure what I spelled wrong. TheMoose: I don’t know how to overcome the swear censor on here. Spaghedeity: Cry about it DarkBaron: Maybe now you see why I “misspelled” that word you dumbass. Spaghedeity: I thought you misspelt what TheMoose: Also, seriously, twas is a contraction of “it was”, nothing else. Spaghedeity: You are nothing else. DarkBaron: And lame means unable to walk, why don’t you take your lame ass out of here? TheMoose: Because I can’t walk. Spaghedeity: Drag yourself Spaghedeity: Pussy TheMoose: I have muscular dystophy. Spaghedeity: If some jackass can chop off his own arm and climb down a mountain, you can gtfo Spaghedeity: Baron Spaghedeity: Should I go back out after I eat and give these hobos a ride to wherever they’re going? DarkBaron: Only if they pay you or if you join them Spaghedeity: I’m not going to become a hobo Spaghedeity: I ****ing hate trains DarkBaron: If they don’t payyou, don’t go. Gas is expensive. Spaghedeity: I was just going to take them to the closest bus stop and give them a pound of quarters TheMoose: If they’re homeless, how would they have money for gas? DarkBaron: If you have no arm how the **** are you typing? DarkBaron: Gtfo you retarded third cousin twice removed. Spaghedeity: I have $20 worth of quarters, incidentally DarkBaron: But it’s your money DarkBaron: Don’t do it TheMoose: I have arms, I just have muscular dystrophy. I narrate to someone who types it for me. Spaghedeity: He should be shot Scam Fortress 2 2: Double TakeMarch 6th, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth
The Baron in Disguise: I’m ready now if you are After this happened, I initiated the trade, got 7 hats and went on my way. But really though? This guy fell for it twice? Come on. Tales from Byond: What is Spam?March 5th, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth
[J053pH lvl] They are spamming like mad Give em hell: Here Scam Fortress 2March 4th, 2011 by Baron Wandsworth
So, I went on to a new trading server tonight because I was fucking angry pissed at dying as a spy so much. I get on, and I notice there was a counter for hats each player had. I have 0 hats, so I stood out while asking for an Officer’s Ushanka for my heavy. Interestingly enough, before I could find one, someone messaged me, saying, “You have no hats? Do you want a shitload of them?” Not being a total fucking idiot I said, “Really? For what?” “I’ll give you a bunch if you buy me a steam game, I’ll give hats first.” Now, seeing as how I’m in Dethklan, I don’t give a shit about people or their crying. I saw this as a perfect opportunity to get a large number of hats, valuable and expensive items in TF2. So he shows me his hats, I pick the 7 I want, (most of them are vintage, even rarer forms of said hats). I say “OK, let me exit steam and buy you Portal 2.” He agreed, then I blocked the shit out of him and kept all my hats. Breaking the rules, bull SHIT! |
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