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A Very Dikklan GMOD Christmas

Buff Drinklots — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:09:57 +0000

We need a new one every year.

Half-Screwed: Gold Released

Buff Drinklots — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 11:07:20 +0000

Here we are folks, the end of a long and fun journey. It’s been real fun, interacting with users and other modders alike.

This is the final release of Half-Screwed (sans possible bug fixes). I cannot add anymore weapons and in my eyes, this is done. Now, this won’t come without a full solid release won’t it? Below is the ever famous changelog, now go out and play this.

Also, The Source Code will be released in the future. Look forward to that.

Change log:

Fixed Bots, now they should be able to use custom weapons and compete in Heavy Rain mode
Fixed Intermission Music, everyone should be able to hear it now, not just the server admin
Added Shaun to Jason (Right Click to SHAUUUUUN!)
Added Sounds to things (UI, death noises)
Added commmands to disable/enable Bots and the Shotgun via commands (see commands.txt)
Fixed the Death of Scientist Rockets (Spits out Mario Coins)
Fixed Dosh, now it actually sticks to the world for a few seconds
Added Chris-chan
Added a bunch of fun maps
Changed up the UI quite a bit.
Added a sexy NES Round Timer
Added Fists of the North Screwed
Added Duck Hunt GUI for Nintendo Zapper
Fixed Animations not appearing in Scientist RPG and Jihad
Added the Jackyl from Hellsing.
Readded Hell Yeah Rockets (Right Click with the RPG out to switch modes)
Replaced Zombies with Redeads
Added the “Modman” Gun
Added new Scientist noises, they now swear at you and such, they have more insanity
Switched back Killing Floor Satchels to Xboxes
Finished Barney Voicing

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Half-Screwed: Half-Screwed Beta 2.5 Released!

Buff Drinklots — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:10:20 +0000

Added ShytPlay Mode
Added Heavy Rain Mode
Added Test Mode
Added Battlecries
Fixed a crash relating to playaudio
Added Scientist Rockets
Added Da Pit
Added Credits
Fixed Jihad, now you do everything with mouse1 just hold it
Fixed HUD Stuff
Added Killbox, the best map
Expanded Pool’s Closed and retextured it too
Changed Startup Music
Added More Songs to the Boombox
Added Gay Glenn Survival Map
Added hs_model entity, use this instead of cycler, since cycler is a workaround with nasty effects
Fixed up C1A0 for co-op
Added Glenn Strikes!

Enjoy!

Check it out here!

Firefox: Use this persona, now.

Buff Drinklots — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:38:44 +0000

http://www.getpersonas.com/en-US/persona/424752

Scam Fortress 2 3: Nakmaru’s Revenge

Baron Wandsworth — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:50:13 +0000

Nakmaru: unusual vivid plasma gatsby for the witcher 2???
Kitten Mittens: like a trade?
Nakmaru: yes
Kitten Mittens: sure, how do you want to do it?
Nakmaru: game first
Nakmaru: hat second
Kitten Mittens: hmm’
Kitten Mittens: hang on
Nakmaru: ok
Nakmaru: hello?
Kitten Mittens: sorry
Kitten Mittens: I had to make lunch
Kitten Mittens: well I don’t know if I want to risk 45 bucks for a hat
Kitten Mittens: why do you need the game first
Nakmaru: cause i dont want to risk a unusual hat
Kitten Mittens: 45 dollars is worth more than a hat
Nakmaru: not a unusual hat
Nakmaru: its worth 50+
Kitten Mittens: well
Kitten Mittens: do you have anything smaller that you could give before so I know that you’re honest?
Kitten Mittens: I’m just saying it’s a big risk
Kitten Mittens: on my part
Nakmaru: no i don’t
Kitten Mittens: I have an idea
Kitten Mittens: you don’t have to risk your hat, but you could buy me crysis 2 and I’d buy you the witchher
Kitten Mittens: I really want crysis 2
Nakmaru: thats would be the same
Nakmaru: you would need to gift me game first
Nakmaru: then id gift you crysis 2
Kitten Mittens: why in that order?
Nakmaru: cause i want to
Kitten Mittens: but what if you take the witcher and run
Kitten Mittens: you keep saying “me first”, it makes it sound like you’re gonna scam me
Nakmaru: lol no
Nakmaru: thats a risk you need to take if you want the unusual or crysis 2
Kitten Mittens: well I’m just saying, I bet you’ve asked other people for the witcher
Kitten Mittens: and I bet they all said no because they were afraid you’d scam them
Nakmaru: i have 100+ games cause i give ppl what they eant
Nakmaru: yes or no?
Kitten Mittens: if you have so many games why can’t you buy the witcher 2 yourself
Nakmaru: cause i never paid for a game
Kitten Mittens: well unless you have something to give first no one will trade with you
Nakmaru: funny
Nakmaru: how all my 100+ games were earned like this
Kitten Mittens: I don’t believe that for a second
Nakmaru: you know what you are?
Kitten Mittens: smart?
Nakmaru: no
Nakmaru: you are a stupid asshole that stole from me like 13 hats, but i dont hate you cause someone who plays second life is someone who cant have a normal and social life
Nakmaru: peace out
Nakmaru: grats from stoling me 13 pixels
Nakmaru: good for you
Kitten Mittens: wait if you knew I scammed you why would you bother asking me again?
Nakmaru: trol your ass off
Nakmaru: did you feel good when you scammed me?
Kitten Mittens: better the second time
Nakmaru: do you see your stupidity???
Nakmaru: you felt good cause you stolen some pixels
Kitten Mittens: I see your stupidity for getting scammed twice in a week
Nakmaru: dude
Nakmaru: do you think i cared for the hats???
Kitten Mittens: enough to play TF2 long enough to get them all
Nakmaru: do you think i felt bad for it?
Nakmaru: ahah
Kitten Mittens: no, but I bet you felt pretty dumb getting scammed twice
Nakmaru: funny how ignorant you are
Nakmaru: taking that risk was nothing for me
Nakmaru: so i didnt felt dumb at all
Kitten Mittens: see now what I don’t understand is why if that risk was nothing why you wouldn’t make it again
Kitten Mittens: you seem to be pretty cautious now
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: what part of trolling your ass of you didnt understand?
Kitten Mittens: do you think I’m “trolling” right now?
Kitten Mittens: because I’m not, and I don’t “troll”
Nakmaru: lol you cant be more stupid than this
Nakmaru: ofc you dont troll
Nakmaru: i am trolling you
Kitten Mittens: ok?
Nakmaru: cause i lmao when i saw your post on your blog
Kitten Mittens: did you google yourself?
Nakmaru: felling all mighty cause he stole from me some pixels
Nakmaru: nope
Kitten Mittens: did you google me?
Nakmaru: you have a link on your profile
Kitten Mittens: oh, hey
Kitten Mittens: I do
Nakmaru: just one last thing
Nakmaru: grow up
Nakmaru: be a man
Nakmaru: and think straight
Kitten Mittens: we’re not done here
Nakmaru: yes we are
Nakmaru: cya kid
Kitten Mittens: I have so many questions for you oh wise sage
Nakmaru: have fun steeling some pixels
Kitten Mittens: I will
Nakmaru: lol was that a try of trolling?
Nakmaru: fail
Nakmaru: xD
Kitten Mittens: was what trolling
Kitten Mittens: the “I will” bit?
Nakmaru: is that how original you are?
Nakmaru: nice
Kitten Mittens: it’s not, it’s fun to take advantage of naive people
Nakmaru: almost copy pasting troll sentences
Nakmaru: nice
Nakmaru: cool for you
Kitten Mittens: what troll sentences?
Kitten Mittens: what are you talking about?
Nakmaru: if you think that steeling pixels is taking advantage of naive ppl you have serious mental problems
Kitten Mittens: if you think it’s not, then you’re stupid
Nakmaru: dude, its a game
Nakmaru: its pixels
Kitten Mittens: YOU’RE BEGGING FOR GAMES
Nakmaru: im begging?
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: i do not beg
Kitten Mittens: you begged me and other people
Nakmaru: begged?
Kitten Mittens: yes
Nakmaru: dude as i said before
Nakmaru: i have more than 100 games
Nakmaru: get it?
Kitten Mittens: that you allegedly got from begging
Nakmaru: do i need to draw that for you
Kitten Mittens: is having over 100 games a status symbol for you?
Kitten Mittens: my status symbols are wealth and friends in real life
Nakmaru: no its just an argument and a proof to destroy your previous statment
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: friends in real life
Nakmaru: sorry
Kitten Mittens: show me where you destroyed my previous statement
Kitten Mittens: I’m too stupid to see
Nakmaru: second life is what you wanted to say
Nakmaru: dude you play second life
Kitten Mittens: maybe you didn’t look at dethklan.com too hard
Kitten Mittens: we grief people on second life
Nakmaru: you cant be dumber
Nakmaru: ofc
Kitten Mittens: you should watch our youtube videos of us doing it
Nakmaru: you have fun on second life
Kitten Mittens: I’m hardware banned from second life
Nakmaru: at least there you talk to “people”
Nakmaru: its exactly what you think when you play it
Kitten Mittens: well if you mean I talk to people you mean to my friends on skype while I play, than yes
Kitten Mittens: I do talk to people while playing
Nakmaru: lol
Nakmaru: are you trying to proove something?
Nakmaru: i didnt ask your explanations
Kitten Mittens: well yeah, I mean when you make accusations, I’m going to show you how wrong you are
Nakmaru: you are explaining yourself
Kitten Mittens: do you expect to insult me and just have me sit and take it?
Nakmaru: no i make accusations you take them personally and explain yourself
Nakmaru: open your eyes
Nakmaru: grow up
Nakmaru: and be a man
Kitten Mittens: you’re making accusations, of course I’ll take them personally
Kitten Mittens: plus, I’m probably older than you
Kitten Mittens: HOLY JESUS YOU HAVE 2891 HOURS LOGGED ON TEAM FORTRESS 2?!
Nakmaru: owned
Kitten Mittens: that’s 120 days dude
Kitten Mittens: that’s way too much time for anyone to spend on any video game
Kitten Mittens: it also seems to be the only game you play at all
Nakmaru: owned again
Kitten Mittens: you keep saying owned but without a subject to the sentence
Kitten Mittens: so I don’t know who has owned
Nakmaru: asshole
Nakmaru: owned again
Kitten Mittens: you did it again
Nakmaru: you are such an easy person to troll
Kitten Mittens: I see…
Kitten Mittens: so you do get enjoyment out of “trolling” other people on the internet?
Nakmaru: no
Nakmaru: just you
Kitten Mittens: well don’t I feel special now
Nakmaru: you already did
Nakmaru: when you behaved like a ninja and stole my “precious” hats
Nakmaru: that was awesome for you
Kitten Mittens: yeah it was pretty cool
Nakmaru: you felt on top of the world
Kitten Mittens: yes sir
Nakmaru: kids these days…
Kitten Mittens: so how old did you say you ere?
Nakmaru: don’t think about whats important
Kitten Mittens: you’ve spent 3000 hours playing team fortress
Kitten Mittens: tell me, what’s important to you
Nakmaru: beeing idle in tf2 and go out
Nakmaru: thats cool and imporatnt
Kitten Mittens: I see
Nakmaru: you are familiar with idling in tf2?
Kitten Mittens: well I don’t do it because I’m not a faggot
Kitten Mittens: but yes
Kitten Mittens: I am
Nakmaru: are you talking about your sexuality over the internets?
Nakmaru: you rly have mental problems
Kitten Mittens: someone said faggot on the internet? they must be a sociopath
Nakmaru: no, im just saying that for you to start with your sexuality…
Nakmaru: i think you rly need to talk about it
Kitten Mittens: you’re really looking for any excuse to call me stupid or insane, aren’t you
Nakmaru: nope
Nakmaru: you just called yourself faggot
Nakmaru: thats all
Kitten Mittens: when did I do that, exactly
Nakmaru: search for it
Kitten Mittens: Kitten Mittens: well I don’t do it because I’m not a faggot
Nakmaru: Kitten Mittens: i’m a faggot
Nakmaru: wrong
Kitten Mittens: now, where exactly does it say that
Kitten Mittens: because it’s not anywhere in my chat log
Nakmaru: thats your problem
Kitten Mittens: what is, I don’t go along with your fantasies?
Nakmaru: why is that when ppl feel humiliated, like you, start trying to troll the way the other person does
Nakmaru: the problem is they fail
Nakmaru: too easy to see
Kitten Mittens: I really don’t know where you’re coming from
Kitten Mittens: honestly if anything I’d say you’re the humiliated one
Nakmaru: good for you
Nakmaru: cya
Nakmaru: nice
Kitten Mittens: because as you can see on dethklan.com I have a long history of griefing
Nakmaru: keep typing
Kitten Mittens: wait until this one goes up on dethklan
Nakmaru: nice
Nakmaru: you are the best
Kitten Mittens: I know
Nakmaru: the best kid
Nakmaru: bye bye
Kitten Mittens: well I mean I’m not a kid, so
Nakmaru: you are boring
Nakmaru: ohhhh
Kitten Mittens: oh?
Kitten Mittens: you got me, I guess
Nakmaru is now Offline.

Comments are back!

Buff Drinklots — Fri, 13 May 2011 05:01:42 +0000

We did a reverse-china and are allowing you to speak your mind. Go hogwild.

Meanwhile in Moonbase Alpha

Buff Drinklots — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 14:41:16 +0000

We almost flip the damn rovers.

Is Dethklan Showing Up to AB This Year?

Baron Wandsworth — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 02:00:43 +0000

Half-Screwed 2: Muddy’s Joins the fight!

Buff Drinklots — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 07:09:44 +0000

SL Enquirer Apology to Dethklan

Baron Wandsworth — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:27:55 +0000

As can be seen from the comment of Mr. Spencer Pierce, and on the dethklan website, members take offense at being labeled. Fair enough. You are right. Labeling someone makes them a faceless non-person for whom it is easy to deny empathy or compassion. I too am a person with a real life: family, friends, job. And yet you are quick to label me as “you guys.” Is that anymore fair? You can’t have it both ways. So point taken: no more labels.

The Urban Dictionary defines hate mongering thus: “A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual.” Mr. Pierce, I ask you to look at the dethklan website where you will observe people being denigrated for who they seem to be or are, regardless of their actions. What does that say to you?

I do not hate dethklan. I criticized them based on their actions which were inflicted on others without their consent. The challenge of freedom is that yours only extends as far as it does not impede the freedom of someone else. Griefing is an attack, whether the damage is real or just inconvenience, and attacks are often taken personally.

For the record, I am not the person who contacted Dream Host, and I have nothing to do with any threats to dethklan or its members outside of the Linden Labs TOS. I support the constitutionally guaranteed protection of free speech in the United States. Dethklan is free to say anything they want on their website and I am not forced to look at it. Dethklan members are free to rez all the multiplying particles and sound making devices they want, as long as they do so with those willing to participate. If dethklan members choose to “jack off on each other” then they are free to do so amongst themselves. If they choose to take it beyond that, then they take responsibility for the consequences of that choice.

There is a reason why the term includes the root word “grief.” Definition: “A griefer is a player who does things in a game or virtual environment to deliberately cause annoyance (“grief” in the sense of “giving someone grief”) for the griefer’s own enjoyment.” Is it right Spencer, for your enjoyment to trump mine?

That same First Amendment Right that allows dethklan the freedom of its website allows me to post my opinion here, as a columnist. My opinion is that individuals who are smart, regardless of how old they are, and who are “normal human beings that have social lives, friends, school, jobs…” should be applying themselves to creating something positive with that capacity. Griefing is neither positive, nor productive.