This one is long but great.

[20:59] Jamison Melody: IM SO STOKED FOR THE WORLD CUP
[21:00] Haiganush Sapphire: hey jamison…lost track…why so stoked?
[21:01] Jamison Melody‧: I came in with my vuvuhela and everything
[21:01] Haiganush Sapphire‧: huh????
[21:01] Jamison Melody‧: Its a big ass horn andit makes a really annoying noise
[21:02] Haiganush Sapphire‧: have one of those for football games…lol
[21:02] Jamison Melody‧: Does it make a big ass annoying sound?
[21:05] Haiganush Sapphire‧: blows out my eardrums…
[21:05] Jamison Melody‧: Can’t hear a fuckign thing!
[21:08] Haiganush Sapphire‧: i can’t and neither can anyone else around me but they have them too
[21:08] Jamison Melody‧: Yeah fuck them, I wanna break those things and summon satana with it.
[21:08] Jamison Melody‧: Then he would get annoyed and say :fuck it” and go back to hell
[21:09] Haiganush Sapphire‧: he has one too…much louder then yours
[21:09] Jamison Melody‧: Fuck him, it’s a throwdown, mine is fucking loud
[21:10] Jamison Melody‧: Ear piercing Hell raising fuckign thing
[21:13] Haiganush Sapphire‧: oh the crowds must LOE you
[21:14] Jamison Melody‧: They dont!
[21:14] Jamison Melody‧: They fucking hate me!
[21:14] Jamison Melody‧: thats why they need to be banned
[21:18] Haiganush Sapphire‧: so why do you have one if you think they should be banned?
[21:18] Jamison Melody‧: Im a hypocrite
[21:18] Jamison Melody‧: and a fucking mess
[21:18] Jamison Melody‧: Im so sorry
[21:19] Haiganush Sapphire‧: well…seems you’ve had an exciting over indulgent day maybe?
[21:20] Jamison Melody‧: My girlfriend dumped me
[21:22] Haiganush Sapphire‧: in rl or sl?
[21:22] Jamison Melody‧: BOTH
[21:22] Jamison Melody‧: both of them
[21:22] Jamison Melody‧: Both 4 of them
[21:22] Haiganush Sapphire‧: now THAT is bad news
[21:23] Jamison Melody‧: get down on both 2 knees as what they say
[21:23] Haiganush Sapphire‧: yeah…so you can get kicked harder…damn
[21:24] Jamison Melody‧: BOTH 2 KNEES
[21:24] Jamison Melody‧: makes no sense
[21:24] Jamison Melody‧: FUCK them!
[21:24] Haiganush Sapphire‧: nope…nobody’s worth that kind of torment…
[21:25] Jamison Melody‧: I love you Gaihanush
[21:25] Jamison Melody‧: so much
[21:26] Haiganush Sapphire‧: you don’t even know me…but that’s a sweet thing to say
[21:27] Jamison Melody‧: I do knw you
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: You own this big ass mall
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: and people buy shit
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: I know you
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: You know me
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: It’s me! Jamison, honey
[21:28] Jamison Melody‧: hello
[21:28] Haiganush Sapphire‧: that is quite the opening line…very unique…
[21:28] Haiganush Sapphire‧: and call me sapph
[21:29] Jamison Melody‧: Hello my name is Pat Bateman
[21:29] Jamison Melody‧: I am Vice president of Pierce and Pirce and CEO of Jamison Melody the studio
[21:29] Jamison Melody‧: I am NEW
[21:29] Jamison Melody‧: I want to be a dj
[21:31] Haiganush Sapphire‧: do you know anything about music? djs i know breath and sleep music and have 10s of 100s of songs for their playlists
[21:31] Jamison Melody‧: I do pytrance, house hardstyle
[21:31] Jamison Melody‧: andI mix it
[21:31] Jamison Melody‧: with Virtual DJ
[21:32] Haiganush Sapphire‧: then you’ve git it all…what kind of club do you want to work in?
[21:32] Jamison Melody‧: ANYTHING
[21:32] Jamison Melody‧: I wanna DJ
[21:32] Jamison Melody‧: I wanna entiaritin the world
[21:32] Jamison Melody‧: you can call me Great DJ Onizuka
[21:33] Haiganush Sapphire‧: ah so great onizuka
[21:34] Jamison Melody‧: Hai
[21:35] Haiganush Sapphire‧: it is indeed a great honor for someone so humble to be in your presence
[21:35] Jamison Melody‧: Yes!
[21:35] Jamison Melody‧: I will entartain and keep the audience happy
[21:35] Jamison Melody‧: I am the true DJ Warrior of the North
[21:35] Jamison Melody‧: Camp Grinman verified me as the best in thier clan
[21:36] Jamison Melody‧: and nodded as they did ridilin
[21:36] Haiganush Sapphire‧: grinman…..lol….yep…you are that
[21:37] Jamison Melody‧: Im not fucking grinman!
[21:37] Jamison Melody‧: That man is a legend compared to me
[21:37] Jamison Melody‧: he had to depart from worlds unknown
[21:38] Haiganush Sapphire‧: ah…were you chosen to replace him?
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: He is a great warrior of the Hokuto clan, but no
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: I am not the successor
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: I am the jester
[21:39] Haiganush Sapphire‧: second jestor i met today…hired one for my castle
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: Good
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: Do I floror srcub
[21:39] Jamison Melody‧: Who is your king
[21:41] Haiganush Sapphire‧: i have none…alas…he went off to battle and never returned
[21:41] Jamison Melody‧: There
[21:41] Jamison Melody‧: I am king now
[21:41] Jamison Melody‧: fuck that guy
[21:41] Jamison Melody‧: Fuck the prince
[21:42] Jamison Melody‧: he’s a fucking flaming faggot
[21:42] Jamison Melody‧: he cant be king yet
[21:42] Jamison Melody‧: I own Sapphire club now!
[21:42] Jamison Melody‧: Alisha’s Mall^
[21:43] Haiganush Sapphire‧: it’s not a club…it’s a castle…and the queen owns it cuz the king disPPEARED…LEFT IT TO ME IN HIS WILL WJHETHER HE KNOWS IT OR NOT
[21:43] Jamison Melody‧: STOP YELLING AT ME
[21:43] Jamison Melody‧: I am your King
[21:43] Jamison Melody‧: Silence!
[21:43] Haiganush Sapphire‧: oh…i’m the queen of alisha’s too…i weaR MANY CROWNS
[21:43] Jamison Melody‧: I wear every crwn
[21:44] Jamison Melody‧: Silence! Banished to the Pondex Graveyard!
[21:44] Haiganush Sapphire‧: are you kidding me…i never shut up for anyone
[21:44] Jamison Melody‧: I need my Graal to drink out of!
[21:44] Jamison Melody‧: I am the king! I wear every crown!
[21:44] Haiganush Sapphire‧: talk to monty python…think they know where it is
[21:45] Haiganush Sapphire‧: and what happened to your quest…give up so soon?
[21:45] Haiganush Sapphire‧: pardon…brb
[21:45] Jamison Melody‧: tp me
[21:45] Jamison Melody‧: NOW
[21:45] Jamison Melody‧: I need to speka with your queen
[21:45] Jamison Melody‧: or my wife now
[21:45] Jamison Melody‧: I wear every clown
[21:47] Jamison Melody‧: Wheres the castle? I must start wars and tyell our eneies to back the fuck off
[21:51] Haiganush Sapphire‧: on my land of course
[21:51] Jamison Melody‧: I must take the throne
[21:51] Jamison Melody‧: of thy late king
[21:51] Jamison Melody‧: thy shall wage war
[21:51] Jamison Melody‧: thy shant be banished
[21:51] Jamison Melody‧: thy shall live
[21:52] Jamison Melody‧: John 3:14
[21:52] Haiganush Sapphire‧: sorry…no throne…castle’s not big enough
[21:52] Jamison Melody‧: What kinf of fucking shanty town is this?
[21:52] Jamison Melody‧: We need Expansions!
[21:52] Haiganush Sapphire‧: oh thank you for allowing me to live *giggles*
[21:52] Haiganush Sapphire‧: m hm…beeen saying that but my legions don’t want to hear it
[21:53] Haiganush Sapphire‧: they’re e rabbly kind of army
[21:54] Jamison Melody‧: Thy legion shall be banished to thy graveyard of pondex
[21:54] Haiganush Sapphire‧: hey…i started small…all i could afford…the king was very tight with his coins
[21:54] Jamison Melody‧: thy king, late, but noble man who didnt believe in expnasions to suit the catles
[21:55] Haiganush Sapphire‧: and tis a teeny castle at that…wouldst blowith down in a sultry wind
[21:55] Jamison Melody‧: Thy wind shall come, shant come until we build expansions!!
[21:56] Jamison Melody‧: I thy coins in thy wallet
[21:56] Haiganush Sapphire‧: and how pary tell doth though plan to expand with such a misfit of combatants?
[21:56] Jamison Melody‧: prims are thy boundries until they wishth death
[21:57] Haiganush Sapphire‧: they knowest not how to ride a steed nor weild a sword and shield
[21:58] Haiganush Sapphire‧: tis very sad…they spends their days in drunkin fogs gorging themselves on rast pig…none of which they will shareth with me ((
[21:58] Haiganush Sapphire‧: roast
[21:59] Jamison Melody‧: Thy knowth in thy heart the wind will come
[21:59] Jamison Melody‧: and sweep thy castle to thy ground they now build expansions
[21:59] Jamison Melody‧: king 1 died noble
[22:00] Jamison Melody‧: He thy now needed expansions
[22:00] Haiganush Sapphire‧: i dost think he did…but his captain does not know how his final end came
[22:01] Jamison Melody‧: UI bare coins
[22:01] Haiganush Sapphire‧: i dream of him running over a hill away from his loyal army leaving them to perish
[22:01] Jamison Melody‧: Thy need hope in hopless conditions
[22:01] Jamison Melody‧: I am your new king
[22:02] Haiganush Sapphire‧: he was kind of an asshole…truth be told
[22:02] Jamison Melody‧: Silence! I branish thy knife for I will commit sepuikoo
[22:02] Jamison Melody‧: if I dishonor thy castle
[22:02] Haiganush Sapphire‧: then i shall commit hai kari before you even get here
[22:03] Haiganush Sapphire‧: all you’ll need to do is clean up the mess and storm the empty castle
[22:03] Jamison Melody‧: You are English! You know not of Japanese Rituals, eat piggy pig you Englihs Big dog
[22:04] Haiganush Sapphire‧: you are an infidel for daring to speak to the queen in that manner
[22:04] Jamison Melody‧: You are the princess
[22:04] Jamison Melody‧: Silence! I am thy king
[22:04] Jamison Melody‧: and your husband
[22:05] Haiganush Sapphire‧: did i agree to that?
[22:05] Haiganush Sapphire‧: where was i when this bargain was struck?
[22:05] Jamison Melody‧: Your king died noble
[22:05] Jamison Melody‧: I am your king
[22:05] Jamison Melody‧: I need my grail to drink wine in thy
[22:06] Haiganush Sapphire‧: but you must find the grail first before you can drinketh the wine…and alas i have no wine
[22:07] Jamison Melody‧: Thy Shine shall be banuished to graveyard pondex
[22:08] Haiganush Sapphire‧: i have no shine…my skin has become very dull from the hard work i am forced to do now…all my servants abandoned me…i have no gold with which to pay them
[22:08] Jamison Melody‧: I have coins
[22:09] Jamison Melody‧: I will raise thy castle
[22:09] Jamison Melody‧: thy king died with noble honour
[22:09] Jamison Melody‧: and we need expansions!!
[22:10] Haiganush Sapphire‧: knowing my king the scoundrel fled to save his own hide…probably living on a carribean island drinking mojitos fed to him by a bevy of beautiful slaves
[22:12] Jamison Melody‧: He shall perish
[22:12] Jamison Melody‧: The kindgom of Zeal is awakened with a new king
[22:13] Haiganush Sapphire‧: ah…so it be zeal…soundeth like a mighty name indeed
[22:13] Jamison Melody‧: Long ago
[22:13] Jamison Melody‧: they bransihsed magic
[22:13] Jamison Melody‧: but thy kingdom fell from the heavens into the earthbound
[22:13] Jamison Melody‧: the Ice age ended and the earth was given magic
[22:14] Jamison Melody‧: to reflrouish
[22:14] Haiganush Sapphire‧: and my castle grew from a tiny seed fed by the rains
[22:15] Jamison Melody‧: a tiny seed thy held down to the ages
[22:15] Jamison Melody‧: one day, in a dark future, the Will to live will depend on thy seed
[22:16] Jamison Melody‧: Thy kingdom of guardia will destory thy kindgom
[22:16] Jamison Melody‧: so we need EXPANSIONS!
[22:17] Haiganush Sapphire‧: you hunger for expansion…thou needes 1000 men with honkin plastic stadium horns
[22:18] Jamison Melody‧: We thy need no 100 men
[22:18] Jamison Melody‧: we nee dthy throne
[22:18] Jamison Melody‧: and war room
[22:18] Jamison Melody‧: Guardia, Poore and soon enough Mednia will attack
[22:19] Haiganush Sapphire‧: but i have no throne my liege…it was taken in the night as i slept oh the cold stone floor with no blanket or pillow…no fire
[22:19] Jamison Melody‧: Thy queen
[22:19] Jamison Melody‧: take thy body heat
[22:20] Jamison Melody‧: for sexual intercourse approacheth
[22:21] Haiganush Sapphire‧: with whometh?
[22:21] Jamison Melody‧: me and thy your virgin body
[22:22] Haiganush Sapphire‧: hmmmm…virgin you sayeth…how be i a virgin when i had my king before you?
[22:22] Jamison Melody‧: Thy king was a pussy and couldnt put out for thy queen
[22:24] Haiganush Sapphire‧: ah…you knew him well then? he had a reputation like no other in that respect…
[22:24] Jamison Melody‧: He is my brother.
[22:24] Jamison Melody‧: Expansions we need them!
[22:25] Haiganush Sapphire‧: your brother you say? why have i not heard this about thee til now??????
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: He hated me
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: he used to spank me
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: hard
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: and never told they world of my presne
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: he was envious of my love
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: and my skills in love making
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: he would sometimes never invite me for the daily witch burning
[22:25] Jamison Melody‧: for I would make love to the witch faster
[22:26] Haiganush Sapphire‧: lolllllllllll……yes…he WAS very slow…but it was only because of his injuries
[22:26] Jamison Melody‧: he never used to be that way
[22:27] Jamison Melody‧: I hit his legs
[22:27] Jamison Melody‧: he now walk slow
[22:27] Jamison Melody‧: but I make love all the faster
[22:27] Haiganush Sapphire‧: he now lyeth with the dogs
[22:27] Jamison Melody‧: I am THY KING
[22:28] Jamison Melody‧: FOR I WILL SEXUALLY INTERCOURSE YOU ALL
[22:28] Jamison Melody‧: We need expansions!
[22:31] Haiganush Sapphire‧: there is no ALL…i am alone now
[22:31] Haiganush Sapphire‧: my kingdom is no more…sniff, sniff
[22:32] Jamison Melody‧: The wind blew the kingdom away!
[22:32] Jamison Melody‧: Thy shall listen to kign more often
[22:33] Jamison Melody‧: Love makign is our own future
[22:33] Jamison Melody‧: as we wait for death and Guardia
[22:34] Haiganush Sapphire‧: but i knowest not to whom i giveth my love…i don’t even know what the hell yo9u look like…rofl
[22:34] Jamison Melody‧: I am a handsome man
[22:34] Jamison Melody‧: with a mullet
[22:34] Jamison Melody‧: and a fuck ton of love
[22:34] Jamison Melody‧: see my 2nd pic
[22:35] Haiganush Sapphire‧: oh….mullets are the true mark of a man