Another long one, it’s awesome!

[20:24] Helios Cassavetes: Can we spoon?
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: awwww
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: well when u put it that way
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: who could resist
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: ~
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: I know right?
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: definitely
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s do it naked. And with you blindfolded and gagged.
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: FUCK
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: I meant
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: let’s do it cute
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: yes yes no yes yes
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: No to the gagged part?
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: But I’m a very bad conversationalist
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: i mean no
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: it’d be better to just forgo the entire thing
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: you are a guy right
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: like um thats just a girl av u wear
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: yo yo yo
[20:27] Helios Cassavetes: I do it because people treat me better
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: awwww
[20:27] Helios Cassavetes: Not because of my crossdressing fetish. That’s another story.
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: ok
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: we wont go there
[20:28] Helios Cassavetes: Good idea. It has to do with my mommy issues.
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: i know mans likes to wear woman avs to look at the boobage
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: at least i know one guy who does
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: but he also makes hair and clothes and animations
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: so needs to woman up sometimes i guess
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Good lord.
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Well, the breast thing is fun
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: yep
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: I like to inflate them to unrealistic proportions
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Just to make other women cringe at the fake back pain
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: yeah right it would phase half of em
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: I did that for a while and then put my avatar in a wheelchair
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: they are like BABOOM
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Then tried to sell people breast reduction surgery
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:30] Helios Cassavetes: it worked remarkably well
[20:30] Summer Sneerwell: LMAO
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: So anyway
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: Breast reductiong
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: good idea
[20:32] Helios Cassavetes: right?
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: I agree
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: due to back pain
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: :\
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Yeah. Fuck the wheelchair industry
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s just encourage flat chested women
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Encourage models to lose breast fat
[20:33] Summer Sneerwell: I say just take the sillycones out and let the world be normal again and plastic surgery I mean how vain are we?
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: The new fetish won’t be tittyfucking, it will be like “rub your penis up against these vaguely soft bumps on my chest”
[20:33] Summer Sneerwell: I dont want cut on unless I am dying
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: oh yes
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: I personally find that pretty hot
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: if u got em flaunt em
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: but if u dont be proud of what u got knowing they wont sag to ur knees later in life
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: NO
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: the new motto
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: “IF you have them, get them reduced or HIDE THEM”
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: “If you don’t have them, walk around barechested”
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHAAA
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: I am safe
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell:
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: i have pectoral muscles
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: *flexes*
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: That’s just hot
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s deadlift together
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: and lick the sweat off each others backs
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: We can fuck, but I can’t orgasm because that’d screw up my gains
[20:37] Helios Cassavetes: LOVE ME
[20:39] Helios Cassavetes: ;_;
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: omg
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: you might be crazy
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: I love u
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Good, because otherwise I’m killing your pet gerbil.
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: NOOOOOOOOO not benny
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Yes!
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: And I’m doing it in the most perverse way possible
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Vis-a-vis my anal cavity
[20:41] Summer Sneerwell: i dont love u anymore
[20:41] Summer Sneerwell: sorry
[20:42] Helios Cassavetes: ;____;
[20:48] Helios Cassavetes: Do you think war could bloom in a battlefielD?
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:52] Helios Cassavetes: What about love?
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: love is a battlefield
[20:52] Helios Cassavetes: What about hot soldier-on-solider sex?
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: pat benetar
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: I am sure it happens
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: on the front lines
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:53] Helios Cassavetes: Hot
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: why not
[20:53] Helios Cassavetes: Do you think they’d let me record it?
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: if ur gonna die I’d say fuck whatever is handy
[20:54] Helios Cassavetes: So there’s no shame in me fucking my dog last week because I thought I was gonna die for drinking nonalcoholic beer and taking aspirin?
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: yes a little
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: but forgivable
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: not forgettable
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: did either of u like it?
[20:55] Helios Cassavetes: What if my dog’s asshole is now stretched out like a goddamn garden hose?
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: cus if u both did rly who cares
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: he wont tell
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: ur a sick fuckr
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: I thought about trying to close it with a stapler
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: Thirty towels later, I learned that does not work
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: but I am pretty sure ur a guy
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: yep
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: and dogs run really fast
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: gross
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: take it to the humaine society and tell them its a stray u found
[20:57] Summer Sneerwell: and never do that again
[20:57] Summer Sneerwell: i suggest fucking urself with a cucumber
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: I think they’d find out about it
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: and what if I love the dog now?
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: I don’t think it loves me though
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: it likes the blacks
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: Though I told it I’m fairly sure they have bigger dicks
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: its not the size its how u use it and that is the wrong way
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: u need a gf
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: Wanna be my girlfriend?
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: I promise not to use staples on you
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: no u scare me
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: I promise I have learned
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: i couldn’t take u in public
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: you’d IM random people asking to spoon
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: and worse
[20:59] Helios Cassavetes: Nah
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: kill their gerbils with your anus
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: I’d just ask them for a threesome
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: obviously
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: or a mantrain
[21:00] Summer Sneerwell: I am saving myself
[21:00] Summer Sneerwell: for a less crazy less whorish person
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: but we can be friends
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell:
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[21:01] Helios Cassavetes: Well fuck
[21:01] Helios Cassavetes: Can I still rape you?
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: in your dreams everynight
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: cya there
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: skies the limit
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: <3
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: <3
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: Or, in the language of FIFA
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV<3VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: hahahaha
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: beautifully put
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: I am amused
[21:03] Helios Cassavetes: So have pity sex with me
[21:03] Helios Cassavetes: I promise I won’t cry too much