It was a nice opening night at the club, Leather night is what they called it. Many famous people from all across Linden showed up. It seemed to be a peaceful and fun experience as a new club opens without problems. Until Dethklan showed up.
Dancers having a randy old time.
The people in the club were complacent and happy, like little lambs waiting for the slaughter. Little did these leather-clad 40somethings know that miles overhead, on a small platform ballroom floating in the sky, awaited Dethklan, outfitted for their first HALO jump in Dethklan history. Helios, having obtained a general flight plan, led the jump as all glorious members of the Dethklan regime jumped gloriously into the “Classic rock” club, busting inside of the dance floor.
Glorious respected member Vash began the assault, launching a heavy attack of our wonderful MAH BOI (TM) bombs all over the dance floor, resulting in an amazing explosion of wonderful particles and effects, dazzling the eyes of onlookers. Simon, having landed not shortly after Vash, began using his Happycat Gun (TM) upon onlookers, specifically sending flying blocks of madness and happy cats towards the owners, launching them high into the sky like the infidels they were.
Vash got banned but he didnt drop far as he could still see into the Club and keep dropping mah bois. This made admins really confused on where his whereabouts were.
One of the admins, SA, attempted to hold back the attack, but the attack lasted many glorious minutes as dancers were frozen by admins as they attempted to hunt down our brave fighters. Both Simon and Vash were B&, and Helios went covert. However, another admin, MS, got butthurt like a woman tends to do and began to yell at Vash, leading to the magnum opus of lulz:
Uh Oh! Dethklan please stop! I’m crying
Vash Feingold: Hey there
[19:46] Vash Feingold: Delete my shit
[19:46] Vash Feingold: and I will go away
[19:46] Vash Feingold: ok?
[19:46] MorningStar Rau: what
[19:46] Vash Feingold: I take that as a deal
[19:47] MorningStar Rau: why are u doing this
[19:47] Vash Feingold: To spread the message
[19:47] MorningStar Rau: what message
[19:47] Vash Feingold: Well the public is blind of the message which is Mah Boi
[19:47] Vash Feingold: Mah Boi has a hidden meaning behind it.
[19:48] Vash Feingold: and I wanted to spread the word around
[19:48] Vash Feingold: oh and Ron Paul 2008
[19:48] Vash Feingold: So how are you?
[19:49] MorningStar Rau: who are u
[19:49] Vash Feingold: I have many names
[19:49] Vash Feingold: Call me Henry Swanson
[19:49] MorningStar Rau: why would u do this to me
[19:50] Vash Feingold: Its like a Lust of an Admin, it has no meanings yet it happens.
[19:50] Vash Feingold: Look, I apologize, I have a case of tourettes and when I get excited, I starrt going apeshit
[19:50] Vash Feingold: I took my meds and now its subdued
[19:50] Vash Feingold: will you let me in?
[19:50] MorningStar Rau: NO
Here’s us saving the World.
[19:51] Vash Feingold: Fuck you bitch, wait im sorry
[19:51] Vash Feingold: I also have assburgers
[19:51] Vash Feingold: Im a mess
[19:51] Vash Feingold: Lat me back in Im crying right now
[19:51] Vash Feingold: One more chance
[19:52] MorningStar Rau: NO
[19:52] Vash Feingold: Why not
[19:53] Vash Feingold: plzzzzz Ill be good
[19:55] Vash Feingold: you right cute hoe
[19:55] Vash Feingold: you packin black meat
[19:56] Vash Feingold: gimme a holla
[19:56] Vash Feingold: can I come back?
[20:01] Vash Feingold: look im in tears
[20:01] Vash Feingold: I am so sorry I hurt you
[20:01] Vash Feingold: can I come back and give you a hug?
[20:03] MorningStar Rau: not till u tell me who u are how u know me and why
[20:03] Vash Feingold: Ok
[20:04] Vash Feingold: My name is Travis, I work alone, I don’t know who you are and your club was random
[20:04] Vash Feingold: I want to come back for a second chance
And then we saved the world.
