Dethklan Radio back up!

July 31st, 2008  |  Buff Drinklots

I just remembered to fix the radio. Which I did, it just forgot. Enjoy! Sooner or later, I will rig up a way to do requests or some shit.



Operation: Old Hard Rock follow-up: SA Witt: Ace Internet Detective!

July 23rd, 2008  |  Buff Drinklots

Vash is finally unbanned so I log in and enjoy freedom again. I get this IM:

[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 01:58:38 2008) Do you care to explain your actions on my sim Thursday evening?
[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 01:59:45 2008) Your avitar has been on Sl for quite some time and no doubt between your credit card info and the log of IP’s youshould be an easy mark fo rthe lindens to trace and press charges against.
[20:30] SA Witt: (Saved Thu Jul 10 02:00:12 2008) So before I make a formal complaint, I would like to hear your reasons ofr your attack on my sim

SA Witt of Second Life wants to sue me for making his sim momentarily laggy until he fixes it, which was 5 minutes later. I logged off and he sent me these strings of IMs. I didn’t do harm to the servers really, he fixed them fast anyway. He can’t do anything. Even if he could do anything, he’s got so many things wrong with it.

1. I didn’t destroy the server, only did probably 10~ minutes of lagging. This only leads to ban, never court.
2. He can’t get a “log of IP’s” He is not an admin.
3. I don’t own a credit card, so where is the info?
4. I haven’t received anything in the mail or otherwise only a 2 week Ban. Big woop.

I guess his complaint sent to the Lindens. He expected me to get sued and for him to make cash money. Which failed and all I got was a 2 week ban anyway. Oh well. That was a fun raid, by the way.

If you don’t know what Operation: Old Hard Rock is then Click Here to read it.

Till Next time.



Internet Mutiny: New Video Round-Up!

July 23rd, 2008  |  Buff Drinklots

Here is Internet Mutiny, a collection of funny internet videos you won’t see on myspace. Funny videos on myspace are old or unfunny… Whatever.

We should start with a song… Sung by our favorite A.B.A.P. balla ass person!

Chad Warden sings for you! Pretty good. Christmas is around the corner! Chad Warden presents: ABAP Christmas Songs. If you load it up on a PS3, it has a special patch code that changes all instances of PS3 to PSTriple! Hell Yeah! Rad!

Why must I cry, yeah I know it’s an old one but it hasn’t been posted on Dethklan yet much like other videos. This one doesnt make any sense. He is seen in a shower, in a room with him waving a bb gun around, a car, in the woods. I am not sure.

Apparently, it’s about his son that killed someone then himself or something, I’ll investigate later.

A Girl who is moderately pretty, shaves her eyebrows and looks down right fucking weird. Good Job. Now she’s a fucking alien. In her next video, she has the drawn on eyebrows. I ask, why do girls do this?! Eyebrows are all great unless it’s fucking huge or unibrow. Yet, faking it makes it look worse. Oh well.

Peni-Copter, this is seriously the funniest video in a while. Props to the man who pulled this off!



Operation: Hard Old Rock

July 11th, 2008  |  Buff Drinklots

It was a nice opening night at the club, Leather night is what they called it. Many famous people from all across Linden showed up. It seemed to be a peaceful and fun experience as a new club opens without problems. Until Dethklan showed up.


Dancers having a randy old time.

The people in the club were complacent and happy, like little lambs waiting for the slaughter. Little did these leather-clad 40somethings know that miles overhead, on a small platform ballroom floating in the sky, awaited Dethklan, outfitted for their first HALO jump in Dethklan history. Helios, having obtained a general flight plan, led the jump as all glorious members of the Dethklan regime jumped gloriously into the “Classic rock” club, busting inside of the dance floor.

Glorious respected member Vash began the assault, launching a heavy attack of our wonderful MAH BOI (TM) bombs all over the dance floor, resulting in an amazing explosion of wonderful particles and effects, dazzling the eyes of onlookers. Simon, having landed not shortly after Vash, began using his Happycat Gun (TM) upon onlookers, specifically sending flying blocks of madness and happy cats towards the owners, launching them high into the sky like the infidels they were.

Vash got banned but he didnt drop far as he could still see into the Club and keep dropping mah bois. This made admins really confused on where his whereabouts were.

One of the admins, SA, attempted to hold back the attack, but the attack lasted many glorious minutes as dancers were frozen by admins as they attempted to hunt down our brave fighters. Both Simon and Vash were B&, and Helios went covert. However, another admin, MS, got butthurt like a woman tends to do and began to yell at Vash, leading to the magnum opus of lulz:


Uh Oh! Dethklan please stop! I’m crying :(

Vash Feingold: Hey there
[19:46] Vash Feingold: Delete my shit
[19:46] Vash Feingold: and I will go away
[19:46] Vash Feingold: ok?
[19:46] MorningStar Rau: what
[19:46] Vash Feingold: I take that as a deal
[19:47] MorningStar Rau: why are u doing this
[19:47] Vash Feingold: To spread the message
[19:47] MorningStar Rau: what message
[19:47] Vash Feingold: Well the public is blind of the message which is Mah Boi
[19:47] Vash Feingold: Mah Boi has a hidden meaning behind it.
[19:48] Vash Feingold: and I wanted to spread the word around
[19:48] Vash Feingold: oh and Ron Paul 2008
[19:48] Vash Feingold: So how are you?
[19:49] MorningStar Rau: who are u
[19:49] Vash Feingold: I have many names
[19:49] Vash Feingold: Call me Henry Swanson
[19:49] MorningStar Rau: why would u do this to me
[19:50] Vash Feingold: Its like a Lust of an Admin, it has no meanings yet it happens.
[19:50] Vash Feingold: Look, I apologize, I have a case of tourettes and when I get excited, I starrt going apeshit
[19:50] Vash Feingold: I took my meds and now its subdued
[19:50] Vash Feingold: will you let me in?
[19:50] MorningStar Rau: NO


Here’s us saving the World.

[19:51] Vash Feingold: Fuck you bitch, wait im sorry
[19:51] Vash Feingold: I also have assburgers
[19:51] Vash Feingold: Im a mess
[19:51] Vash Feingold: Lat me back in Im crying right now
[19:51] Vash Feingold: One more chance
[19:52] MorningStar Rau: NO
[19:52] Vash Feingold: Why not :(
[19:53] Vash Feingold: plzzzzz Ill be good
[19:55] Vash Feingold: you right cute hoe
[19:55] Vash Feingold: you packin black meat
[19:56] Vash Feingold: gimme a holla
[19:56] Vash Feingold: can I come back?
[20:01] Vash Feingold: look im in tears
[20:01] Vash Feingold: I am so sorry I hurt you
[20:01] Vash Feingold: can I come back and give you a hug?
[20:03] MorningStar Rau: not till u tell me who u are how u know me and why
[20:03] Vash Feingold: Ok
[20:04] Vash Feingold: My name is Travis, I work alone, I don’t know who you are and your club was random
[20:04] Vash Feingold: I want to come back for a second chance

And then we saved the world.



Planning Raid: Operation: Hard Old Rock

July 7th, 2008  |  Buff Drinklots

CLICK HERE FOR THE RAID PAGE

Use Discussion for planning and questions, Use the page for confirmed shit.



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