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Internet Mutiny: Gay Ghosts

June 30th, 2008 by ash_link

GAY GHOST NIGGA

Dethklan @ PortConMaine 2008 roundup: 1 week prior

June 29th, 2008 by ash_link

Yesterday marked 1 week till PortCon, the most of us are hard at work but know what is going to happen and what will be. This will be pretty cool fellas. We’ll have a bunch of camera photos and other BS Mah Boi. Snatch up a book and read something.

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Internet Mutiny: Best and Worst Bands

June 18th, 2008 by ash_link

THE WORST: BLACKOUT BAND

As Seen before in the last Internet Mutiny, this peice of shit VIDEO GAMES is coming back because we officially found the best and worst bands ever. BUT! LET’S ADD MORE TO THIS SHITSTORM!

BEHOLD!!!!


THE COVER OF BLITZKRIEG BOP BY THE BLACKOUT BAND. I APOLOGIZE TO ANY RAMONES FAN WHO CLICKED THIS WITHOUT READING THIS. BLITZKREIG BOP, HEy HO *high Pitch*

THE BEST BAND: I DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE NAME IS BUT THIS IS AWESOME.

Part 2:

I love this band, they are better than BlackOut Band. I love how they mix the death screaming with Trombone and other practices. This is Experimental Genre at it’s best folks. If you skip to 3:00 on the first video you get to see this Trombone in action!

This is perfection at it’s best folks. I would buy 30 copies of thier cds and attend their concerts.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS: The other Blackout Band?
(embedding disabled.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Iw_oUOnLQ
Yeah, I was browsing for more youtube videos of the blackout band when I found that one. I thought it was them for a second before I heard an actual guitar playing well instead of a bassline of 5555566666. Is it them? I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Oh well.

Internet Mutiny: Oh god, WHY!?

June 18th, 2008 by ash_link

Hello there, this is the other member of Internet Mutiny, sorry about the lack of updates on Dethklan but we are all busy with general bullshit. We are raiding Second Life, so we are getting stoked for new raids as the summer rolls in.

Ron Paul 2008 Tribute that captures you in a world of Ron Paul, Babbys, 08, Bruce Willis and Fair Tax.

This one is easy to spot. I need not to talk anymore. I wonder why he didn’t add Donuts to the ingredients to making a Death Note. Ok, screw fat jokes.

This one’s been around forever but… FUCK. This song sucks so bad in many ways. I’ll list a few.

1. The Shit-ass Singing, the notes are not constant. Drop balls and learn singing.
2. The Bass Guitar is louder than the actual guitar…. AND THE FUCKING SONG. The only thing louder is the voice, which is bad.
3. The whole bass tab is: 33333355555553333355555666666662222, I bet
4. Except the part when the Guitar plays louder, is there even a guitar?!
5. Shit ass sound effects from 101freesoundwavs.com
and last, 6. JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAEMS

Fuck it.

Last and not least:

“Tribute to love:” Lowtax and Fragmaster of Something Awful fame.

God dammit, why? Fuck.

Screw it.

Hal Turner is pretty dumb.

June 11th, 2008 by ash_link

He can’t debate.

Info on him:

Him not debating:

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