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Video Game Review: Mario’s Time Machine

March 24th, 2008 by ash_link

Mario’s Time Machine. We have all heard of it. The game part of a series of mario games that Nintendo made to put education into video games. Too bad that most of the games ended up getting low scores and some fans just don’t want to acknowledge it at all. Yet when we were little, we ended up buying 2 of these mario learning games, Mario’s Missing and Mario’s Time Machine. I do remember running around in both for until I got bored of the game.

Mario’s Time Machine is different from the Princess is gone, UH OH GET HER, it’s about Bowser is in possession of a time machine. He went back in time to steal many artifacts from the past, and placed them in what he would consider “…the greatest museum of all time”. If the items aren’t returned soon, history will be changed permanently. It’s up to Mario to stop Bowser from completing his collection. That I gathered from Wikipedia directly.

Now, the gameplay is simple, grab an artifact, go back in time and play the GREATEST PART OF THE GAME. More about the greatest later. You arrive in the time period and the game asks you to fill out the general sentence and fill in the blanks. It’s multiple choice so you’ll scroll though a list of choices you gather from asking people in the time period or raw knowledge. If you do not know what anything is, you’ll find yourself flipping through 30 some what odd choices over and over again until you get it right. It does get kind of tedious and boring but it’s learning if you didn’t know it before.

The Idea that Nintendo was trying to get was smart. Video games back then were generally considered a waste of time, “You won’t get anywhere with these games” and whatever else Westwood college tells you that your mom was wrong about. Nintendo’s approach was to add learning elements to what kids are attracted to, Mario. Add them both together, then the kids will play, help out Mario and solve questions and such. If they cared, they’d learn about history.

Otherwise, the greatest part in the game, in my opinion would be the surfing minigame. No, seriously. It’s fun. It’s the SNES version that I’m talking about. NES took the surfing out and the DOS surfing is not as engaging and fun as the SNES edition’s. The music even goes right. Mode7 graphics, it’s all done very well. When I was a kid, I would enjoy just surfing collecting Mushrooms and listening to the music. Yes, the music is in my mp3 player, so what?

I give this game a 6/10. It’s a learning game, for kids. The surfing gave the score 3 extra points however. Yet, the surfing cannot save it completely, since it isn’t a surfing game. They need to make that part of the game independent someday. Oh well.

Dethklan turns 1 today!

March 21st, 2008 by admin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DETHKLAN!

Dethklan @ AnimeBoston 2008

March 17th, 2008 by admin

A few of us will be at AnimeBoston 2008. Includes but not limited to: Mikey, Ash_link and BagofGlass. Check it out and hope to see you there!

AnimeBoston Website

The Anti-DMing Squad vs Gay Glenns (1st Year Extravaganza Raid)

March 16th, 2008 by Daniel

This was a 2-man raid containing myself and Taylor. We logged onto PIRATES TSRP to see 22+ people ready to be buttfucked by Gay Glenn.

We began the raid like we usually do by running around and laying low, trying to get a feel for how the server is run and to see if there were any admins on so we wouldn’t get banned. To our fantastic surprise, there were no admins on. This is when we seized the moment to begin the raid.

There were 3 known DMers running around Mecklenburg: T P Wizzle, Paco Sanchez, and some other faggot that nobody cares about. The server was in a huff when they were going around DMing and so the Senior Officer got a warrant for their arrest and the whole server began to gang up on them. We blended in to the crowd by running around and DMing any DMers we came by. The server was unphased because they thought we were helping, they thought we were part of the Prepubescent Anti-DM Squad.

Two of the three DMers left and the server began to celebrate. Several people went into the 1337 tower elevator including myself and Taylor. We were gonna go to the roof and celebrate our victory. Four people entered the 1337 tower elevator including myself and Taylor. As soon as the door closed, the only noises you could hear were the sounds of people getting the shit beat out of them. As the elevator arrived at its destination, the doors opened and gun shots began to fly out of nowhere. The people in the elevator got out as fast as they could with the exception of one person, who I promptly beat the shit out of.

The server had a temporary crash, but only for about 10 seconds. We got back on the server and the people involved in the 1337 Tower elevator massacre hadn’t begun to care about the incident. We all retried our efforts to get to the top of the 1337 tower to have a fuckin’ hoot and holler contest. 4 People got into the elevator again, except Taylor didn’t make it up this time. I beat the shit out of everyone on the elevator and walked out relatively unharmed. Taylor then realized that this was fuckin’ epic so he joined in to kill whoever got into the elevator.

Whoever entered the elevator swiftly died as our kicks of righteous fury met their face. We continuously pulled Assasin’s Creed-like maneuvers as we waited atop some lights above the exit of the elevator. People would exit the elevator expecting to see a party and banners and shit and would instead cry out in confusion as they got Kung-Fu’d.

We saw this as an opportune moment to addorn our Gay Glenn armor, and we wore it with pride. As soon as our names were changed, we went onto the streets and beat the shit out of everything and anything that dared to move. Gay Glenn’s terrorized the streets and people began to cry out in “What the fucks!?” and “Gay Glenn is Gay!”

There was a moment where the server seemed to have won when a cop cuffed me. He was about to send me to jail when Taylor jumped in front of me and got jailed instead. Once Taylor’s sacrifice was over, the cop thought that he had gotten me and went running to the PD to go check up on me. I was cuffed but I was promptly killed so I became uncuffed. The cop went in to check on Taylor but since Taylor was jailed without being cuffed, he beat the shit out of the cop and the PD was under coplet lockdown. The cop went in to try and retake the PD but once he opened the door me and Taylor jumped him and killed him. We went back to the streets right after.

Gay Glenns were being extremely successful until the Pancho Krew decided to show up and try and be gay like us. They failed miserably. When they saw that they were failing, they tried to plant a decoy trap by saying that WE were the ones who “Can’t DM Like da Pancho Krew” After they said this, me and Taylor swiftly gave them a gay kick to the gay face.

The Pancho Krew left crying and Gay Glenns began to terrorize once again. I took over the gunshop by myself against 10 people and Taylor was out running away from faggots and a gay cop. The people in the server began to all put on their names “[Anti-DM Squad]” They became extremely organized and put all their might together to stop the rush of Gay Glennery.

Taylor then changed HIS name to add “[Anti-DM Squad]” and promptly kicked the shit out of people of the gunshop. One of the members of this elite squad promptly cried in a fist full of rage yelled in Out-Of-character “Don’t trsut the glenns”. Then no one trusted us ever again.

We left soon after, but we left knowing that we caused extreme havoc and disarray on a server that will never regain control of its RP roots.

Happy 1st year of Dethklan, MARCH 21! COME TO THE FORUMS ON THAT DAY FOR A SURPRISE

Pancho Krew Tottally Pwned us!$!$! LoL!

March 16th, 2008 by admin

1f yOU WnAnA GET OwnEd By FELlAs, thEn tAlk tO thE PAnchO KrEw, thEy ArE thE mOst bAdAss JUGGALOs KrEw tO h1t TSRP! ThEy tOttAllly pwnEd GAy GlEnn ggbA1xx

Note: If you hear anything about the Pancho Krew, you won’t.

They found a TSRP server of Gay Glenns and tried their hardest to sap any attention that Gay Glenn already recieved and tried to be the best around. Sort of like in TF2, when a spy saps your sentry? Well, instead of it working… It failed, miserably. Once an admin comes on, they run like fucking pansies, while we are fighting the fight of our lives. Really, I don’t care if I am banned to where you can go and DM.

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