TSRPRaiders: Mickey, Helios, Buff, Hank
Unknowing Helpers: Pantsu

Original Names (That we started out with):
Hank – Manny “The Taxadermist” Sukert
Mickey – Emiya Shirou
Buff – Vash ‘Stampede’ Williams
Helios – Tyrone Biggums the Third

This raid started off nicely for us thanks to Pantsu’s previous efforts to join the Yakuza on H-Finest RP. Pantsu did so using Mickey’s steam account, so when all 4 of us logged on Mickey was part of the Yakuza, which gave us free access to some guns and gay techno music.

We waited awhile for Helios to connect because he had to download 18 cars, so we didn’t do too much during that time. However, while I was in the Yakuza hideout with Mickey another Yakuza logged on. Me and Mickey had to make an epic escape so that he wouldn’t be fired for being a mingebag.

Finally, Helios logged on and the fun began. Mickey, for some weird ass reason, had some Acid (as in the drug) on him so he decided to use it. He got arrested and jailed for “being under the influence in public.” Me and Buff decided that we couldn’t have our Yakuza friend in jail, so we sat around ominously in the Police Station hoping the jail bars would explode and he’d be free. It didn’t work.

During this time, we have no fucking idea where the hell Helios was but he’s not really important yet.

We thought we had lost Mickey forever to the darkness of the jail cell, when suddenly a Honda employee named “Chris ‘Honda Co-Owner’ Redfield” wanted to hire Mickey as a loyal servant of the Iron Fist Communist Dictatorship that is Honda. The cop decided that Chris was too scary, so he let Mickey out and Chris told Mickey to follow him to the Honda Offices. I followed behind Mickey and infiltrated the Honda base. Mickey was being hired, but Mickey liked his job as a Yakuza so he told him:

“What if I already have a job?”

Chris responded with confusion. I ran in and said:

“I want a job! Give me a job!”
Chris: “After Emiya, I’m not hiring anymore though.”
Me: “But he’s a Yakuza. He has a job. What if I told you he has AIDS?”

Though Chris never admitted to it, he could never have someone with AIDS working in Honda so he let Mickey go. However, I was still in the office with Chris. All of a sudden, Chris got robbed and killed by some BD Donuts fag, but I avenged him.

Soon after Buff changed his name to “Andy Dickings”. Then followed by Helios who proceeded “Rick Dickings”. I changed my name to “Richard ‘Herpes’ Dickings” and Mickey was “Rob Dickings”. Buff newsflashed DICKINGS FAMILY REUNION AT WAWA but it wasn’t a family reunion, it was a opportunity for the RP faggots to be hypocrites and started shooting us.

To show his gratitude, Chris hired me as a Honda Car Dealer. It took awhile for Chris to hire me, and during this time Buff and Mickey were being jailed for using LSD and Acid in public. Mickey somehow got out, but Buff was still in jail by the time I got out of the Honda Co. Building.

On my way to the PD, I heard Buff saying on Skype “HAAAAEEEEELP”. Buff was being interrogated and in Phoenix Wright Case 5 fashion, he ran away to the roof and was stuck there. Me and Mickey wanted to get him down, but Mickey was too crashed because of the Acid and I was selling Hondas to the Police. Buff decided to just jump off the roof and die, so he did.

At the time of this, Helios was cybering with someone named “Dr. Sophia”

Now that all 3 of us (us being Mickey, Buff, and myself) we decided we needed some guns. We were running to the Yakuza hideout but we couldn’t open the door because some doucheclown was waiting outside so he could run in and get some guns. He left and Buff thought it was safe to use some of his Acid supply, so he started tripping. Just then a cop ran out and said “You are under ‘teh’ influence in public. you’re under arrest.” Buff was running around in circles running away from the cop, but just then a 2nd cop showed up and Buff was running from two cops while yelling to Mickey “OPEN THE DOOR!” It took the cops 10 minutes to catch Buff, and he was jailed. I ran to the PD to try and visit him, and while he was being interrogated I accidentally took out my pistol and AK-47. The cop then ran out and did a random gun search. He found that I had two guns and said “Do you have a license?”

I didn’t have a license, so I responded with:

“A license to convert you to judaism? Yea I do.”
Cop: Then show the license.
(Action) Manny “The Taxadermist” converted the cop to judaism.

The cop was confused, and he left the door to the PD open so me and Buff both escaped while both glowing red from being cuffed. We were on the lamb from the cops and they couldn’t catch us because we have connections to the Yakuza.

I eventually got caught, but Buff wasn’t. As soon as Buff got caught, we were both jailed. However, Buff said he was being uncuffed and he ran away so they let him free. For some reason, they let me free too and me and Buff were free.

Mickey and Helios were cybering with Dr. Sophia, so I decided to see what was going on. I walked into the Hospital and found Helios and Mickey and Dr. Sophia. She (who we later found out was a he) led us into a small office. There were guns, but there was also a Kamikaze Bomb Armed Dr. Sophia. We all died in an epic explosion.

Then I shot Helios with a gun and I got banned. I don’t know of the tales that happened later.