TSRPRaiders: Mikey, Kirk, Taylor, Daniel
Unknowing Helpers: Ryan
Original Names (That we started out with):
Daniel – Manny “The Taxadermist” Sukert
Mikey – Emiya Shirou
Taylor – Vash ‘Stampede’ Williams
Kirk – Tyrone Biggums the Third
This raid started off nicely for us thanks to Ryan’s previous efforts to join the Yakuza on H-Finest RP. Ryan did so using Mikey’s steam account, so when all 4 of us logged on Mikey was part of the Yakuza, which gave us free access to some guns and gay techno music.
We waited awhile for Kirk to connect because he had to download 18 cars, so we didn’t do too much during that time. However, while I was in the Yakuza hideout with Mikey another Yakuza logged on. Me and Mikey had to make an epic escape so that he wouldn’t be fired for being a mingebag.
Finally, Kirk logged on and the fun began. Mikey, for some weird ass reason, had some Acid (as in the drug) on him so he decided to use it. He got arrested and jailed for “being under the influence in public.” Me and Taylor decided that we couldn’t have our Yakuza friend in jail, so we sat around ominously in the Police Station hoping the jail bars would explode and he’d be free. It didn’t work.
During this time, we have no fucking idea where the hell Kirk was but he’s not really important yet.
We thought we had lost Mikey forever to the darkness of the jail cell, when suddenly a Honda employee named “Chris ‘Honda Co-Owner’ Redfield” wanted to hire Mikey as a loyal servant of the Iron Fist Communist Dictatorship that is Honda. The cop decided that Chris was too scary, so he let Mikey out and Chris told Mikey to follow him to the Honda Offices. I followed behind Mikey and infiltrated the Honda base. Mikey was being hired, but Mikey liked his job as a Yakuza so he told him:
“What if I already have a job?”
Chris responded with confusion. I ran in and said:
“I want a job! Give me a job!”
Chris: “After Emiya, I’m not hiring anymore though.”
Me: “But he’s a Yakuza. He has a job. What if I told you he has AIDS?”
Though Chris never admitted to it, he could never have someone with AIDS working in Honda so he let Mikey go. However, I was still in the office with Chris. All of a sudden, Chris got robbed and killed by some BD Donuts fag, but I avenged him.
Soon after Taylor changed his name to “Andy Dickings”. Then followed by Kirk who proceeded “Rick Dickings”. I changed my name to “Richard ‘Herpes’ Dickings” and Mikey was “Rob Dickings”. Taylor newsflashed DICKINGS FAMILY REUNION AT WAWA but it wasn’t a family reunion, it was a opportunity for the RP faggots to be hypocrites and started shooting us.
To show his gratitude, Chris hired me as a Honda Car Dealer. It took awhile for Chris to hire me, and during this time Taylor and Mikey were being jailed for using LSD and Acid in public. Mikey somehow got out, but Taylor was still in jail by the time I got out of the Honda Co. Building.
On my way to the PD, I heard Taylor saying on Skype “HAAAAEEEEELP”. Taylor was being interrogated and in Phoenix Wright Case 5 fashion, he ran away to the roof and was stuck there. Me and Mikey wanted to get him down, but Mikey was too crashed because of the Acid and I was selling Hondas to the Police. Taylor decided to just jump off the roof and die, so he did.
At the time of this, Kirk was cybering with someone named “Dr. Sophia”
Now that all 3 of us (us being Mikey, Taylor, and myself) we decided we needed some guns. We were running to the Yakuza hideout but we couldn’t open the door because some doucheclown was waiting outside so he could run in and get some guns. He left and Taylor thought it was safe to use some of his Acid supply, so he started tripping. Just then a cop ran out and said “You are under ‘teh’ influence in public. you’re under arrest.” Taylor was running around in circles running away from the cop, but just then a 2nd cop showed up and Taylor was running from two cops while yelling to Mikey “OPEN THE DOOR!” It took the cops 10 minutes to catch Taylor, and he was jailed. I ran to the PD to try and visit him, and while he was being interrogated I accidentally took out my pistol and AK-47. The cop then ran out and did a random gun search. He found that I had two guns and said “Do you have a license?”
I didn’t have a license, so I responded with:
“A license to convert you to judaism? Yea I do.”
Cop: Then show the license.
(Action) Manny “The Taxadermist” converted the cop to judaism.
The cop was confused, and he left the door to the PD open so me and Taylor both escaped while both glowing red from being cuffed. We were on the lamb from the cops and they couldn’t catch us because we have connections to the Yakuza.
I eventually got caught, but Taylor wasn’t. As soon as Taylor got caught, we were both jailed. However, Taylor said he was being uncuffed and he ran away so they let him free. For some reason, they let me free too and me and Taylor were free.
Mikey and Kirk were cybering with Dr. Sophia, so I decided to see what was going on. I walked into the Hospital and found Kirk and Mikey and Dr. Sophia. She (who we later found out was a he) led us into a small office. There were guns, but there was also a Kamikaze Bomb Armed Dr. Sophia. We all died in an epic explosion.
Then I shot Kirk with a gun and I got banned. I don’t know of the tales that happened later.
