This raid involved mostly Mickey, Helios, and myself. While Buff was present, I was never on the servers with him.

Mickey went under the name “Emiya Shirou”
I went under the name “Ronaldo ‘The Bomb’ Meyer”
and Helios went under some weird name that ended in “Eisenberg.”

The first rule of TSRP is that RPing is serious business. Playing off of that Mickey, Helios, and I decided to mess with the police of one server. All 3 of us went into the police department. I pretended to act totally unrelated to Helios and Mickey in an effort to suck up and get some guns, and Helios was standing next to Mickey. Mickey began to talk to the police behind the counter saying “I’d like to report a murder.”

The conversation went something like this:

Mickey: I’d like to report a murder.
Police: Where?
Mickey: Down by the 7-11. The Wawa. The body is still there. It’s gross.
Police: Ok I’ll be right there.

The policeman then walked out from behind the counter, got into his police car, drove to the Wawa/7-11, and then parked his car in the parking lot. All 3 of us had arrived to the 7-11 by the time he was parking. As soon as he parked, I jump kicked the window and broke it. The policeman immediately arrested me. Literally 2 seconds after, Helios blasted him in the face with a Five-Seven. There was a lot of “Wtfz DM”, but the fun wasn’t over yet.

The Police Chief was completely ignorant about the 7-11 shooting, and Mickey repeated the process with him. The Chief fell for it, and he too got blasted in the face. By then, both cops had caught on to Mickey and Helios, but not me. I was still in super suck-up mode. In an effort to get on their good side, I helped them out by Kung-Fuing Mickey and Helios who were shooting up the police station with shotguns and rifles.

During the shooting, I happened to get a shotgun and the police were victorious. Mickey and Helios had respawned halfway across the city. The police guy then opened the door to behind the counter, where I ran in. He was kind to me since I helped, and to show him my gratitude I blasted him in the face with a shotgun. Then the police chief blasted me with a shotgun.

THE YAKUZA TRIALS

This raid only involves Mickey, Helios, and myself again. We came upon a server with over 23 people in it. All of them were happily RPing and didn’t suspect anything of us. We were standing around what used to be the church (as we were playing in mecklenburg_a6) where we got a shout saying:

“WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE YAKUZA!”

Mickey immediately yelled out: “Me! I want to join!”

The yakuza then led him into a house with a locked door. Me and Helios wanted to get in, so we started Kung-Fuing the guards out front. We got blasted by shotguns. When we returned to the front door, the guards were gone and I was apologizing profusely while back in suck-up mode in an effort to get some guns from the yakuza.

We waited outside the door where Mickey was narrating how the yakuza were putting him through “trials” and a “test”. Soon after, we saw 3 familiar messages in the top right of our screen:

Emiya Shirou SHOTGUN Yakuza
Emiya Shirou SHOTGUN Yakuza 2
Emiya Shirou SHOTGUN Yakuza 3

Mickey had picked up a shotgun and blasted all of the yakuza in the face. Needless to say, he was not accepted into the yakuza.

Mickey was then tempbanned, leaving me and Helios by myself. A guard came out, and luckily he did not shoot me. He shot Helios however because he was Kung-Fuing people next to him. Helios got tempbanned.

Then, I said “I want to join the Yakuza.” The main Yakuza leader walked out and said: “Ok follow me into this room.”

As I walked in, I saw that there were weapons hung up on the wall. I stood in the room as 2 yakuza operatives asked me this question:

“So how long have you been TSrping?”

I paniced and said “Aw crap.” I then picked up the shotgun and blasted them in the face. The response was “WTF HE DID IT TOOO”

I was tempbanned as well.