Me and Mikey are at it again! My name this time is Kira and his is LaDIES.
We join this server called Dave’s Server and there’s one thing about, Dave’s no where to be seen. So we join to get some lulz. This server is packing a mod where you cannot make a launcher or a laser without reputation points. Which you need to stay in the game. So instead, we used 2 turrets. I used my trusty old CamoMingerKiller Mach 3. Mikey used a barrel and attached was 2 turrets Mach 4. There was a few people on and they had made a obstacle course. Yet, the author took it down because he got all mad for no reason like daxflame. I shot at him and he left and rob went FUCKING INSANE.
I got prompted with this colorful message
KICK KIRA
So me and Mikey sat there and read that message and basically said, let’s fuck with him.
I scoped him out with my machine and shot at him again. This time he went worse than we predicted, he started saying I WILL SPAM THE SERVER IF YOU DONT. We caught in the midst of PMS and he had counted down the Server’s fate one by one the seconds went by. I kept a close eye on him. It was 0 and then suddenly trucks. After it was all said and done, his idea of spamming was spawning 7 trucks and leaving it there. It was rather boring, No thrusters, no weight editing, nothing.
All of his “spam” was able to fit in this tiny image. Noticing that there are no admins on, we started to panic. I found out where he was hiding and he died from my bullets. He promptly replied to it yelling kira stop, you are being a fa, you bitch, GO SUCK A COCK YOU FUCKIN HORE There was many grammer issues and spelling mistakes where as, the first time around reading it went like Kira, Stop, Please, You are being a fat, you bitch! Go suck a cock you fucking horse.
I simply replied with No, you are being the idiot spamming after you got mad over getting shot Of course, I was using complete sentences and thoughts. He replied with YOUR SPAM SHOOTING ME, FUCK YOU, WHORE YOU SLUT FUCKER
I shot him again. stop, omg but this time he was fed up with the shootings and started yelling at himself STOP, YOU FUCKEN WHORE GO SUCK A DICK KIRA ILL FUCKEN KILL YOU and he did his last meltdown and left.
This raid is so memorial here at Dethklan, Mikey and I made a poem that mimics Fate/Stay Night’s Unlmited Blade Works:
I am the bone of my spam.
Spawning is my body, and rage is in my blood.
I’ve created over 7 trucks.
Unaware of packet loss.
Nor aware of spam
With stood pain to create trucks.
Waiting for one’s lag
I have no success. This is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited rage works”
Here’s the Screenshot of all his yelling:
