Helios: Emigara
Mickey: Flance D. Sugman
Me: Andy Dickens

Mickey finally got his own GMod10 so we can go around in servers with more people and such. So we decided to test our skills and abilities on servers with freespace_06-v2-1 maps on them. We decided to go to a server called “Big_M’s Dedicated Server”, knowing full well that an admin isn’t around to watch us and start banning. So we made a few plans, for instance, making a garbage bin loading it with prop spawners that spawn explosive barrels frozen and then repeatedly pressing spawn to make them all cluter up and explode, leaving a mess.

Another one was to make a cargo container welded to a wall. You would put turrets inside of the cargo container, then, they would aim at a wall, pressing shoot would create particle spam and lag anyone in the Field of View. This would then cause not only any witnesses to lag, but to get away pretty fast in a tight situation. We had done this both of us running at 2 FPS but no crash. It was fun until…

Yet, we were interrupted by a pubescent voice that everyone hates who is owned by our good buddy, MICK! He was saying on mic “HAY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY BAYYYSEE. We looked around and found out where his base was

I got through the entrance of the base when he opened up the door and I hid in a corner as well as a prop in front of me. He looked around but didn’t find me, so I spawned a flat edged object and spawned 6 lag-spiking turrets and an invisible exploding barrel spawner. I flew off with noclip and started pressing both buttons and then suddenly LAGGGGGGGGGG. Helios had placed a few prop spawners in there as well, so it was double the lag and power and less time.

So we were doing it all we could hear him crying about LAG, SPAM, IT WAS YOUUU, OMG, WTF and any other bullcrap he could spew out. He kept trying to say crap but the lag pushed his message about 30 seconds later. Then some innocent came and saw what the hell was happening and started saying MICK, STOP SPAMMING., we laughed and joined in saying crap like MICK, GET OUT YOU ARE SPAMMING, VOTE KICK.

So we get the whole server turn against Mick and he kept trying to say Shoot the barrels and see the owner, it was YOU Emigara!!. Yet, no one believed him, so he kept trying to get us in trouble when Mickey came in.

Mickey came in claiming to be the Admin and started saying crap like What the, did you do to my server?!. Mick replied on mic, “WTF IT WASNT MEEE~.” Mickey in-game shook his head in disgust and blurted out “Then who was it?,” Mick Go check the barrels they have the owners name, Mickey then said OK and ran away from the scene as far as he could then said MICK IT WAS YOU, YOU LIAR. Mick started crying on mic and started saying NOOO, IT WAS EMIGARA.

By this time, we decided just to talk to him and undone everything. After everything was gone, Mickey then said “Why did you throw away your barrels I already know it was you.” Poor old Mick defended himself to the end. We kept saying “VOTE KICK MICK, MICK GET OUT, MICK STOP SPAMMING” It was all said and done until…

Well, He just basically said “Fuck it” and left, we celebrated our victory by spamming his abandoned base with barrels and leaving. I recorded a demo but my computer crashed and all that survived was the images.