Second Life: Perfect Photo Moment

January 16th, 2008  |  Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq.

lol.



When a Garry’s Mod Mingebag gets “Serious”

January 16th, 2008  |  Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq.

http://jorgonland.smfhost.com/index.php?topic=249.0

It’s a regular complaint, someone is grieving a server and someone goes to the forum and complains. Yet, what people do not know is that he makes the situation 10 times as worse than it should be and chances are, I can still get into the server with no problem. Let’s take a look:

ALSO NOTE: His Images never showed up, I checked the URLs, it’s a 404.

This guy is a new person in the server just trying to annoy people in the server for fun, reason why I’m reporting is that he takes recourses but surfing under the map, and takes them, then kills himself. Pictures of proof in order and in time.

At first, it’s all calm, I’m a new person that takes resources and people get angry, all just for the lulz. There is a mistake in the paragraph that makes the situation confusing, even to me. he takes recourses but surfing under the map, and takes them, then kills himself. I am no grammar nazi, nor will I spend the Article correcting mistakes like a teacher, but, I do not really know what he is actually trying to say here. I take the resources, Prop Surf in the air under the island? ….I’ll just leave it there.

Here are the supplies he took while under ground, and took all of them, then dropped them, then took some more, then dropped. If supplies are under ground, we cannot pick them up so they will be stuck there.

Assuming there’s an image of resources underwater. I really did not know in later versions of GMOD Stranded that underwater resources cannot be taken. Thanks for tell me. Also, I took them underwater to hide but I guess he’s too smart for me.

This was my house; I had to put the melons and rocks some where because he kept coming out of the ground, and kept taking the melons then killing himself.

I thought he gave up trying to save stuff and placed those lovely melons for me to take. It’s redundant, Melons to block my path? Anyone trying to grief would eat the melons and pop out from the water saying SURPRISE ASSHOLE! and die. Also, he notes it WAS his house. He never explains how it became a WAS, probably destroyed it himself and to blame me for extra points.

Deaths of Andy killing himself, P.S. this guy was new so he could only hold bout 25 items. Great, now I had to fence my bottom of the house because the guy name N broke in it.

I was New, what a brilliant observer, he figured out I can only hold 25 things at once by watching. I wish him well for new jobs that require observing like Birdwatching. NOW, he finally figures, “Well, he is taking my melons, I might BUILD A FENCE ON THE BOTTOM TO FIX THAT!”, he does it, yet that is not the end of Andy Dickens!

He robbed my melons; my health is low because I got the sleep glitch. This was my last picture, 2 seconds before this, he was under ground looking for a way in or a crack in then he pop out on land and ran away.

I somehow managed to rob his melons, die and come back even when the fence is up. I believe his plans were foiled with a huge gap in between his side fences.

I was looking for a way to pop out to run away? This does not sound like me, honestly, I’d pick any old spot for pop out and run away.

This guy is the worst of all and he stole just about everyone’s stuff then killing himself. This was 20 minutes after the mingebag Jim left the game.

I gotten an Award, for being a serious and worst mingebag ever from Lieutenant Firebolt. I will be sure to hang that up in my trophy room. Next to my Rob Rushing award I got with Mickey by fucking up 5 consecutive robbings all in a row.

Anyway, I will continue with more tales from the deep dark parts of the Game Servers sometime later.



Rob’s Rage 3: The Tale of Snoopy

January 16th, 2008  |  Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq.

About a week ago, I attacked a server with the name Gay Glenn. I was being an overall dick to them. I was shooting off cannons, heavily loaded ones and they would tell me to stop. I would mic spam music off my psp and continue.

Soon enough, I was continuously firing the cannons off that one of deadly heavy explosives landed in their mess of errors and it lit fire. That’s when after someone said “That was a bad idea” that the whole server was after me.

They set up lazers at spawn chased me with their toolguns and I kept harassing them. I went into the skybox and spawned a gman, inflated his face, blew up more shit and flew around while being rushed. The main part of the raid was the people on mic were ether, 12 years old, those 16-18 year olds that like to call all mingebags nerds or 30 year olds.

The notable people in this raid are Snoopy, Prop Hobo and that kid dunno his name right now. Snoopy thought he was the leader and shooting off orders to Hobo, making the Hobo frustrated and does late reactions to his commands. The Kid was making comments on everything but never attacked me.

They were fighting me with lazers. There was only one smart one who used wiremod to attack me, by accident. I was stuck in spawn until I spawned a bunch of fences to block the lazers.


Example Given. Not what exactly happened but close.

So, After minutes of the voice, I just left. The Demo, Quotes and Video included has the part of the “war” when the lulz started creeping up.

Quotes:
Snoopy: “Hobo? Hobo! Come Here! Hobo, Shoot your Volume Light Gun at Me, Hobo! It makes volume, so use it.”

Snoopy: C’Mon Hobo

Snoopy: Turn on your lazer! Hobo, Turn them on, Hoooooboooo, TURN THEM ON, Hobo….. Nevermind, He got away. God dammit, Man. Pay attention!

Mr. Pimp: [For no reason] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH– Ow. That Hurt.

Snoopy: That was a dumb place to hide, Stupid!

Snoopy: We are freaking trying to catch somebody, when SOMEONE didn’t have their lazers on.

Snoopy: I don’t even car anymore, he’s not doing anything.

Snoopy: [After giving up, I say YOU QUIT = I WIN] YOU KNOW WHAT! Screw you! I don’t quit, You don’t win, keep the Lazers on.

Snoopy: FREAKING TURN OFF THE LAZERS AGAIN.

Snoopy: [figured out that curious cat got killed and I needed to respawn] I don’t care! They are staying on! OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOT THE WINNER HO HO HO! Looks like a Loser to me!

Snoopy: [After I pwn the lazers with fences] Knock them Down!

Snoopy: [I get away again] oh my god… Can’t fucking get him.

Hobo: “I bet hes jacking off at a gay website right now”



FLIPPING SPAGHETTI

January 16th, 2008  |  Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq.

This raid started off pretty straightforward. As soon as we logged on, Buff was already in jail due to previous offenses. Buff busted himself out by glitching and real soon me, Mickey, and Buff were causing havoc in the streets. Buff then punched someone at the Wawa and got jailed again.

I decided to take Buff’s jailing into my own hands, and attempted to bust him out of jail. I stood inside the police building punching walls attempting to break them, but to no avail. Finally, some black guy named “Moe” opened the police door and I drop kicked him and stole his gun. I perportedly killed him, but he came back to life and shot me in the face.

I respawned and ran as fast as I could to the police station and the door was still open. I drop kicked him again and took his AK-47 and shot him in the face. Luckily, during the battle he closed the door into the police building. Now it was just Buff in his cell and me trying to protect him with 30 bullets in an AK-47.

Moe’s cousin then came in and started saying on his mic “WHY YOU KILL MY COUSIN HUH BRO?”

Then both of them waited outside. I decided that I would surrender. I said I’d walk out with my hands up and that I wouldn’t shoot them. He opened the door, and I shot Moe in the face. Moe’s cousin then killed me.

After that there were a couple of drop-kick gun stealings, but nothing too interesting.

FLIPPING SPAGHETTI RAID

Me, Buff, and Mickey logged onto ANDY’S RP, previously mentioned in “The Lust of an Admin”. As soon as we got in there, the admin shouted “If you want a job go to the 1337 tower.”

Me and Buff ran to the 1337 tower, but since the admins are mingebags we didn’t use the door, we just broke the windows and ran in. Buff was first in line, and asked for a job. Henry responded with “What job?” Buff’s name was Kira, so he said “Deathnoter” Henry said straight-up, “NO” and in a fit of rage Buff started to beat the shit out of me. Henry kicked Buff. Buff logged back on and said “Sorry my finger slipped 3 times.”

Then I went up and got a job at McDonalds. I said “Thanks, I’ll get ready to start flipping SPAGHETTI!” which is a reference to the Hotel Mario CD-I. Buff then got a job flipping Spaghetti as well. Now that we had our jobs, me and Buff broke the windows and exited the building to enjoy our newfound spaghetti flipping.

To show that we were competent workers, we started fight clubs at the Wawa and when our boss came to see what the hell was going on we pretended to be flipping spaghetti. As soon as the boss left, we started more fights at the Wawa, doing so by gathering all of us and just punching the hell out of each other.

During one of the fight clubs, I decided that I wanted to win for once so while we were punching I pulled out my five-seven and shot everyone in the face. Then later, someone was robbing the diner so I decided to save the day by breaking in, drop kicking them, stealing their gun, and shooting them in the face. A person came in the diner to thank me, and I shot him too. Then I was shot by a guy name “Daniel Andrews”. He started calling me a DMer, but all I did was save the diner from an assface so I hired Flance D. Sugman (played by Mickey) to defend me.

Henry was too busy rubbing one out to notice who was DMing anyone, so I started to shoot people at the diner. Then I had to leave, and “The Lust of an Admin” played out…



The First Date

January 16th, 2008  |  Dr. Gay Glenn, PhD, CEO, KBE, Esq.



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