Me and Mickey are at it again! My name this time is Kira and his is LaDIES.
We join this server called Dave’s Server and there’s one thing about, Dave’s no where to be seen. So we join to get some lulz. This server is packing a mod where you cannot make a launcher or a laser without reputation points. Which you need to stay in the game. So instead, we used 2 turrets. I used my trusty old CamoMingerKiller Mach 3. Mickey used a barrel and attached was 2 turrets Mach 4. There was a few people on and they had made a obstacle course. Yet, the author took it down because he got all mad for no reason like daxflame. I shot at him and he left and rob went FUCKING INSANE.
I got prompted with this colorful message
KICK KIRA
So me and Mickey sat there and read that message and basically said, let’s fuck with him.
I scoped him out with my machine and shot at him again. This time he went worse than we predicted, he started saying I WILL SPAM THE SERVER IF YOU DONT. We caught in the midst of PMS and he had counted down the Server’s fate one by one the seconds went by. I kept a close eye on him. It was 0 and then suddenly trucks. After it was all said and done, his idea of spamming was spawning 7 trucks and leaving it there. It was rather boring, No thrusters, no weight editing, nothing.
All of his “spam” was able to fit in this tiny image. Noticing that there are no admins on, we started to panic. I found out where he was hiding and he died from my bullets. He promptly replied to it yelling kira stop, you are being a fa, you bitch, GO SUCK A COCK YOU FUCKIN HORE There was many grammer issues and spelling mistakes where as, the first time around reading it went like Kira, Stop, Please, You are being a fat, you bitch! Go suck a cock you fucking horse.
I simply replied with No, you are being the idiot spamming after you got mad over getting shot Of course, I was using complete sentences and thoughts. He replied with YOUR SPAM SHOOTING ME, FUCK YOU, WHORE YOU SLUT FUCKER
I shot him again. stop, omg but this time he was fed up with the shootings and started yelling at himself STOP, YOU FUCKEN WHORE GO SUCK A DICK KIRA ILL FUCKEN KILL YOU and he did his last meltdown and left.
This raid is so memorial here at Dethklan, Mickey and I made a poem that mimics Fate/Stay Night’s Unlmited Blade Works:
I am the bone of my spam.
Spawning is my body, and rage is in my blood.
I’ve created over 7 trucks.
Unaware of packet loss.
Nor aware of spam
With stood pain to create trucks.
Waiting for one’s lag
I have no success. This is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited rage works”
So, hey! I’m Haruhi Fan 69 (LOL) and I just hate Dickgirl Haruhi. We all know deep down inside that Haruhi has a vagina. I’m sure it’s a very nice one because my imagination states that she is a virgin. ANYWAYS, Haruhi with a dick is like a homeless person with a dream to better himself, it just doesn’t work.
Well, that’s all I have to say. TILL NEXT TIME, HARUHI FAN 69 (LOL, SEX)
BagOfGlass was looking up Levitation songs on last.fm and there was a track for free! What he got was some free-style rap without a beat, not a Levitation song. A rap instead of a Black Metal song, do you think something of this?
The first parts are quiet, you can faintly hear the person say shit, like he is about ready to start the rap. You then hear, “What up, Navis?”. The song is about skipping school and talking to a court room as well as some guy named Navis. At first, it goes onto a set beat, rapping but then slowly fades into as if he was reading a book.
DJ Hookie, Himself!
Did this track get leaked by his friends? Did he do that for a prank? Will there ever be a remix for this?
All these and more can be answered by listening to it here: Click here!
If you spread this like wild-fire, you may have a remix if it gets big. Just know where you found it.
So this mingebag named Tron!x has been wallhacking and aimbotting in Call of Duty for awhile. He hadn’t been caught until just recently, so people posted the demo on a forum. It wasn’t decisive, so he posted on the forums:”Ya’ll niggas be gay, I don’t hax”
Then the above youtube video was released showing him aimbotting someone through a wall. He was clearly caught Aimbotting so he posted this:
Mostly on the forums or somewhere else, we spew inside jokes that came out of Raids. Some and most raids never get published. Ether we are too lazy or not enough content involved. So, today, We will go ahead into an overview of what the quotes mean and a backstory to each.
Garry’s Mod Stranded
Garry’s Mod Stranded is a gamemode made for Garry’s Mod that is based off the game called “Stranded”. The point of the game is to survive being stranded, gather resources, make a house, cook food to eat, etc. It is full of raidible potential that we usually do sometimes.
“MY CROPS ARE DYING!!” – Welcometolibertycity24, Garry’s Mod Stranded
We were playing GMod Stranded, when someone came on who was new to Stranded. He had a mic and a pubesent voice. He would usually ask everyone what to do and in a matter of 15-20 minutes or so, he got the basics of the game and so he played. He build a house and planted some melons. He left to go afk and we stole his melons and threw them somewhere. He went back and continued normally. He did not know that Melons come with the Bush or else he would of asked where it went. Someone found the melons we threw somewhere and began eating them. Liberty took a break from building to look at his plants that were fading away. He then turned around and said on mic “MY CROPS ARE DYYYING!!”. Instant Goldmine.
“Some people do not have anything better to do with their second life” – Matt Gerogy, Second Life
He said that after I constantly attacked a nightclub. They banned be fromt he nightclub, all but one little peice of area int he middle of the Stage. I put on the infamous MAH BOI particle spam script and kept getting orbited. Every time I would get orbited, I’d come back. Someone said “He’ll get tired and go away”. I replied “LOL No I wont!”. That’s when he said that line in text.
“WHEN SOMEBODY DIDN’T HAVE THEIR LAZERS TURNED ON!” – Snoopy, Garry’s Mod
This one come from the released raid, Rob’s Rage 3: A Tale of Snoopy. It happens when Snoopy was asked about the lazers in spawn. He replied “WE ARE FREAKING TRYING TO CHECK SOMEONE WHEN SOMEBODY DIDN’T HAVE THEIR LAZERS TURNED ON!” He had been previously for 5-10 minutes yelling at hobo about turning on Lazers to end my reign of fire.
, Garry’s Mod
I attacked one server with a thousand explosive barrels and then I laid low for a while. Dothedew went afk before I laid low. He came back and said that with a lot of spelling mistakes. Even mistaking me to thinking that he said “IS ANDY STILL IN ACTION LIKE A FAGGOT?”. Koji corrected me: Is Andy still acting like a faggot?. Pretty funny, though.
“YOUR SPAM SHOOTING ME!” — Rob, Garry’s Mod
In Rob’s Rage, Rob gets really mad at me because I built an invisible turret that kills people and moves around silently. Rob was furious, he had a lot of typos in his words because he was rushing words. He placed the quote onto me in the middle of the raid. It had, since then, been the quote of quotes somewhat. So, YOUR SPAM SHOOTING ME.
“Ya’ll Niggas be gay” — Tron!x, BF1942 Forum Explained here Thanks, Daniel!
Woah, Man, what’s with the barrels to Heaven?
Said after BagOfGlass stacked a shitload of barrels around.
, Garry’s Mod
