Dethklan — Now, Then and FOREVER!

[11:00] Kalin Digfoot: oh great ur online
[11:00] Jamison Melody: Yes! I am!
[11:00] Kalin Digfoot: btw ur not my dad i met hi 2 days ago
[11:00] Jamison Melody: Hes a fake guy
[11:00] Jamison Melody: All of them are fake
[11:00] Jamison Melody: im the real CWC
[11:01] Kalin Digfoot: no hes not i r
[11:01] Kalin Digfoot: u r
[11:01] Jamison Melody: NO YOU YOU ARE FAKE
[11:01] Kalin Digfoot: u make my skin crawl there it goes down the stairs
[11:01] Jamison Melody: thats love
[11:01] Jamison Melody: You love me obviously
[11:01] Kalin Digfoot: i hate u ur a girl
[11:01] Jamison Melody: NO
[11:01] Jamison Melody: im a big boy
[11:01] Kalin Digfoot: oh
[11:03] Kalin Digfoot: maybe i have u the wrong idea about me i have a boyfriend genius
[11:04] Kalin Digfoot: but maybe i like u a little
[11:04] Kalin Digfoot: u r kind of sexy
[11:04] Kalin Digfoot: jamison ?
[11:05] Kalin Digfoot: r u there
[11:05] Kalin Digfoot: meber how i said i had a boyfriend i only sadi that to sound cool
[11:06] Jamison Melody: Really? I see
[11:06] Kalin Digfoot: yea i think u r very sexy
[11:06] Jamison Melody: You havent seen me, broski
[11:06] Kalin Digfoot: im looking at ur profile pic
[11:06] Jamison Melody: BIRD GANG HOLLA
[11:07] Kalin Digfoot: i looked at ur profile pic
[11:07] Jamison Melody: You must have me confused with someone else
[11:07] Kalin Digfoot: no i dont
[11:08] Kalin Digfoot: ur profile pic
[11:08] Jamison Melody: That’s grinman
[11:08] Kalin Digfoot: whos grinman ?
[11:08] Jamison Melody: a god
[11:08] Kalin Digfoot: if i tp u can i c u then
[11:10] Kalin Digfoot: u comin ?
[11:11] Kalin Digfoot: jamison r u comini sent u a tp
[11:13] Jamison Melody: I AM NOT TAKIBNG YOUR SHIT
[11:13] Jamison Melody: FROM YOU OR NOR NOBODY
[11:13] Kalin Digfoot: im serious though
[11:13] Jamison Melody: I AM NOT GRINMAN
[11:13] Kalin Digfoot: well can i c what u look like ?
[11:14] Kalin Digfoot: huh can i ?
[11:14] Kalin Digfoot: jamison
[11:14] Kalin Digfoot: ?
[11:15] Kalin Digfoot: r u there ?
[11:15] Kalin Digfoot: i t=really want to cu so thats why i offered u a tp
[11:16] Kalin Digfoot: pleasw wont u come ?
[11:16] Kalin Digfoot: please i just want to c what u look like
[11:17] Kalin Digfoot: please please please i wanna c if ur sexy or not
[11:17] Kalin Digfoot is Offline

I stopped talking to her and she is now killing people. Great.

[21:46] Lindu Adder: WHO WANTS TO TOUCH MY PENISES

[21:46] Dmitry Halasy: you have more than one Penis?
[21:47] Lindu Adder: so did anyone watch the new twilight
[21:47] Lindu Adder: it was awesome
[21:48] Lindu Adder: btw i am single so if anyone wants to go out with me
[21:48] Candy Wildmist: no lindu
[21:49] Lindu Adder: WAHT YOU MOTHER FREAKER GO OUT WITH ME OR ELSE
[21:50] Lindu Adder: CANDY LETS GO OUT!!!!!
[21:50] Candy Wildmist: no!!!!!!!!
[21:50] Lindu Adder: BUT I HAVE LONG PENISES
[21:50] Lindu Adder: I KNOW YOU LOVE PENISE
[21:51] Candy Wildmist: I don’t give a flyin F68K about you penises
[21:51] Jamison Melody: oh she hurt you bro
[21:51] Jamison Melody: Candy back the fuck off if you dont like his fucking dick. Fuck you.
[21:51] Candy Wildmist: one hhahaha many you mean…he’s freaky looking
[21:52] Lindu Adder: cANDY YOUR A HOMO THERE IS SAID IM SORRY I HAD TO SAY THAT
[21:52] Leoninus Zsun: reported
[21:52] Jamison Melody: Hes fucking sexy, date this man he is fucking rare as shit
[21:52] Candy Wildmist: ~*~OMG~*~
[21:52] AZAZEL Magnifico: LOL THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN THE DICKELEPHANTMAN
[21:52] Candy Wildmist: hell nooooo
[21:52] Jamison Melody: Candy date Lindu Grab his dicks!!
[21:52] AZAZEL Magnifico: HEY MAN I M WAY COOLER THAN HIM HAHAHAHA
[21:52] Leoninus Zsun: sexual harassment
[21:52] Lindu Adder: THANKS jAMISON CANDY LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!!
[21:53] Leoninus Zsun: candy just report him too
[21:53] Sakorith Bigboots: yea listen to him
[21:53] Candy Wildmist: nope dude ur scary
[21:53] Lindu Adder: TOUCH THEM
[21:53] Sakorith Bigboots: date the man
[21:53] AZAZEL Magnifico: I NOW WHAT S CANDY UP TO
[21:54] AZAZEL Magnifico: HAHA GOOD LUCK
[21:54] Leoninus Zsun: dimwitted noobZ that cant get fucked in rl rofl
[21:54] Candy Wildmist: Lindu must love dick …all over his face
[21:54] Jamison Melody: Candy you must be gay if you dont like dick

My PM with her:

[21:55] Jamison Melody: You are fucking gay if you dont want his dicks
[21:56] Candy Wildmist: whatever dude why don’t you take his dicks? u seem to be really worried about them
[21:56] Jamison Melody: Fuck you, I am not worthy of his presence
[21:56] Jamison Melody: You are worthy enough to date him
[21:56] Jamison Melody: then you blow him off
[21:56] Jamison Melody: You’re the real fucking criminal
[21:56] Candy Wildmist: ur a prev and so is he
[21:57] Jamison Melody: Fuck you, he is a pure fucking man who just wants true love you fuckign btich.
[21:57] Candy Wildmist: well he need finding it some where else and leaving me the hell alone
[21:58] Jamison Melody: No Candy
[21:58] Jamison Melody: This is true love in the making
[21:58] Jamison Melody: if you dont take his hand
[21:58] Jamison Melody: he’ll take his hand and pull the trigger and blow off his 2nd head off
[21:58] Candy Wildmist: yes jamison I want nothing to do woith it
[21:58] Jamison Melody: He will slice his OWN throat open, the blood will pour out and the WORLD WILL SEE
[21:58] Jamison Melody: do you want that blood in your hands?
[22:00] Candy Wildmist: oh please don’t try and make me own his personal deep rooted mental problems
[22:01] Jamison Melody: This isn’t any fucking sickness, you fucking inhuman bitch. This is TRUE love, he is fucking deeply mad in love with you!
[22:01] Candy Wildmist: he doesn’t even know me what in the hell you talking about ?
[22:01] Jamison Melody: He knows you fucking well, he knows your soul. Soul Mates you cock
[22:02] Candy Wildmist: oh plz tell that stuff to someone else I was born yesterday or get off the boat,,,,I don’t buy that
[22:02] Candy Wildmist: wasn’T*
[22:03] Jamison Melody: Get off the boat? Are you telling ME to kill MYSELF? You stupid fucking bitch. Accept his love! You are making everything worse.
[22:05] Candy Wildmist: i don’t have to do anything but die fool
[22:05] Jamison Melody: That is very depressing.
[22:05] Jamison Melody: You should go see a consuler
[22:05] Jamison Melody: That is not healthy thinking.
[22:06] Candy Wildmist: OMG scroll up and read wht u just wrote maybe you should go with me
[22:07] Jamison Melody: You are a fucking denial crazy. Get the fuck out of here, I didn’t do fucking shit yo fucking bitch.
[22:07] Jamison Melody: Fucking shut the fuck up. All tghat man needed was love and you call me a fucking crazy.
[22:07] Jamison Melody: Go fuck yourself, Lindu doesn’t need ANYONE like you
[22:07] Jamison Melody: Get fuck!

[18:52] Kristen Cypress: for someone with talent on SL, you sure are using it for evil. dick
[18:53] Jamison Melody‧: Karma is a bitch, just wait until I get mine.
[18:53] Kristen Cypress‧: hahaha, so youre TRYING to get bad karma?
[18:53] Jamison Melody‧: No but you obviously see it that way if you call me evil
[18:54] Kristen Cypress‧: well making people crash, or fucking up a place where people are trying to chill
[18:54] Kristen Cypress‧: is evil
[18:54] Jamison Melody‧: Pure evil, blowing up the white house is baby shit compared to bothering people on a video game
[18:55] Kristen Cypress‧: haaa, well youre an asshole regardless. for sl, its evil. wasnt referring to rl

Another long one, it’s awesome!

[20:24] Helios Cassavetes: Can we spoon?
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: awwww
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: well when u put it that way
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: who could resist
[20:24] Summer Sneerwell: ~
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: I know right?
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: definitely
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s do it naked. And with you blindfolded and gagged.
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: FUCK
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: I meant
[20:25] Helios Cassavetes: let’s do it cute
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:25] Summer Sneerwell: yes yes no yes yes
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: No to the gagged part?
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: But I’m a very bad conversationalist
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: i mean no
[20:26] Helios Cassavetes: it’d be better to just forgo the entire thing
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:26] Summer Sneerwell: you are a guy right
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: like um thats just a girl av u wear
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: yo yo yo
[20:27] Helios Cassavetes: I do it because people treat me better
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: awwww
[20:27] Helios Cassavetes: Not because of my crossdressing fetish. That’s another story.
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: ok
[20:27] Summer Sneerwell: we wont go there
[20:28] Helios Cassavetes: Good idea. It has to do with my mommy issues.
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: i know mans likes to wear woman avs to look at the boobage
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: at least i know one guy who does
[20:28] Summer Sneerwell: but he also makes hair and clothes and animations
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: so needs to woman up sometimes i guess
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Good lord.
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Well, the breast thing is fun
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: yep
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: I like to inflate them to unrealistic proportions
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Just to make other women cringe at the fake back pain
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: yeah right it would phase half of em
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: I did that for a while and then put my avatar in a wheelchair
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: they are like BABOOM
[20:29] Helios Cassavetes: Then tried to sell people breast reduction surgery
[20:29] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:30] Helios Cassavetes: it worked remarkably well
[20:30] Summer Sneerwell: LMAO
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: So anyway
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: Breast reductiong
[20:31] Helios Cassavetes: good idea
[20:32] Helios Cassavetes: right?
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: I agree
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: due to back pain
[20:32] Summer Sneerwell: :\
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Yeah. Fuck the wheelchair industry
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s just encourage flat chested women
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: Encourage models to lose breast fat
[20:33] Summer Sneerwell: I say just take the sillycones out and let the world be normal again and plastic surgery I mean how vain are we?
[20:33] Helios Cassavetes: The new fetish won’t be tittyfucking, it will be like “rub your penis up against these vaguely soft bumps on my chest”
[20:33] Summer Sneerwell: I dont want cut on unless I am dying
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: oh yes
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: I personally find that pretty hot
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: if u got em flaunt em
[20:34] Summer Sneerwell: but if u dont be proud of what u got knowing they wont sag to ur knees later in life
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: NO
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: the new motto
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: “IF you have them, get them reduced or HIDE THEM”
[20:34] Helios Cassavetes: “If you don’t have them, walk around barechested”
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHAAA
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: I am safe
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell:
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: i have pectoral muscles
[20:35] Summer Sneerwell: *flexes*
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: That’s just hot
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: Let’s deadlift together
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: and lick the sweat off each others backs
[20:35] Helios Cassavetes: We can fuck, but I can’t orgasm because that’d screw up my gains
[20:37] Helios Cassavetes: LOVE ME
[20:39] Helios Cassavetes: ;_;
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: omg
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: you might be crazy
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: I love u
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Good, because otherwise I’m killing your pet gerbil.
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: HAHAHA
[20:40] Summer Sneerwell: NOOOOOOOOO not benny
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Yes!
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: And I’m doing it in the most perverse way possible
[20:40] Helios Cassavetes: Vis-a-vis my anal cavity
[20:41] Summer Sneerwell: i dont love u anymore
[20:41] Summer Sneerwell: sorry
[20:42] Helios Cassavetes: ;____;
[20:48] Helios Cassavetes: Do you think war could bloom in a battlefielD?
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:52] Helios Cassavetes: What about love?
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: yes
[20:52] Summer Sneerwell: love is a battlefield
[20:52] Helios Cassavetes: What about hot soldier-on-solider sex?
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: pat benetar
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: I am sure it happens
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: on the front lines
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[20:53] Helios Cassavetes: Hot
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: why not
[20:53] Helios Cassavetes: Do you think they’d let me record it?
[20:53] Summer Sneerwell: if ur gonna die I’d say fuck whatever is handy
[20:54] Helios Cassavetes: So there’s no shame in me fucking my dog last week because I thought I was gonna die for drinking nonalcoholic beer and taking aspirin?
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: yes a little
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: but forgivable
[20:54] Summer Sneerwell: not forgettable
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: did either of u like it?
[20:55] Helios Cassavetes: What if my dog’s asshole is now stretched out like a goddamn garden hose?
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: cus if u both did rly who cares
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: he wont tell
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: hahaha
[20:55] Summer Sneerwell: ur a sick fuckr
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: I thought about trying to close it with a stapler
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: Thirty towels later, I learned that does not work
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: but I am pretty sure ur a guy
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: yep
[20:56] Helios Cassavetes: and dogs run really fast
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: gross
[20:56] Summer Sneerwell: take it to the humaine society and tell them its a stray u found
[20:57] Summer Sneerwell: and never do that again
[20:57] Summer Sneerwell: i suggest fucking urself with a cucumber
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: I think they’d find out about it
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: and what if I love the dog now?
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: I don’t think it loves me though
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: it likes the blacks
[20:57] Helios Cassavetes: Though I told it I’m fairly sure they have bigger dicks
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: its not the size its how u use it and that is the wrong way
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: u need a gf
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: Wanna be my girlfriend?
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: I promise not to use staples on you
[20:58] Summer Sneerwell: no u scare me
[20:58] Helios Cassavetes: I promise I have learned
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: i couldn’t take u in public
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: you’d IM random people asking to spoon
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: and worse
[20:59] Helios Cassavetes: Nah
[20:59] Summer Sneerwell: kill their gerbils with your anus
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: I’d just ask them for a threesome
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: obviously
[21:00] Helios Cassavetes: or a mantrain
[21:00] Summer Sneerwell: I am saving myself
[21:00] Summer Sneerwell: for a less crazy less whorish person
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: but we can be friends
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell:
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: lol
[21:01] Helios Cassavetes: Well fuck
[21:01] Helios Cassavetes: Can I still rape you?
[21:01] Summer Sneerwell: in your dreams everynight
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: cya there
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: skies the limit
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: <3
[21:02] Summer Sneerwell: <3
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: Or, in the language of FIFA
[21:02] Helios Cassavetes: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV<3VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: hahahaha
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: beautifully put
[21:03] Summer Sneerwell: I am amused
[21:03] Helios Cassavetes: So have pity sex with me
[21:03] Helios Cassavetes: I promise I won’t cry too much